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      06-13-2015, 05:57 PM   #1
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I'll just leave this here and go home and cry.



My day is completely ruined.

After I'm done with this cat themed birthday party, I'm going home and sulk.

I hate cats, JB4, men, pink, and cars.

Edit. Autocorrect or me (more likely me) took away a part of this post. I did indeed hate all listed above all day, but the birthday party turned out to be worse than the dyno results. I do hope any of you will never have a a day like this.
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      06-14-2015, 12:56 AM   #2
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Looks like your car is making great power to me. Why cry?
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Looks like your car is making great power to me. Why cry?
Haha, the combination of being killed in a dyno and an all girl birthday party, wouldn't you?

Sure, he's running an aggressive tune and I'm stock, and sure Peter has been a beast compared to his peers, but if you never need to learn something about women, here it is: Crushing our egos is bad news to our wallets. Now my boy needs more umpf, and snell and the adult in me died at the the shop today.

Then cats. Gimme the pity. I need it.

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Haha, the combination of being killed in a dyno and an all girl birthday party, wouldn't you?

Sure, he's running an aggressive tune and I'm stock, and sure Peter has been a beast compared to his peers, but if you never need to learn something about women, here it is: Crushing our egos is bad news to our wallets. Now my boy needs more umpf, and snell and the adult in me died at the the shop today.

Then cats. Gimme the pity. I need it.

I'm guessing this post was sponsores by Lups' favourite tipple...
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      06-14-2015, 05:03 AM   #6
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The correction factor is "STD" on the JB4 runs versus "SAE" on your runs, which results in slightly higher numbers.

If you want to make a better comparison, the highest JB4 run is ~490.89 SAE whp and the lowest run is ~451.01 SAE whp.
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The correction factor is "STD" on the JB4 runs versus "SAE" on your runs, which results in slightly higher numbers.

If you want to make a better comparison, the highest JB4 run is ~490.89 SAE whp and the lowest run is ~451.01 SAE whp.
Haha, that almost helped.

It is sad to realize that even at this age I have not grown up enough for gracious defeats. Then again in my case nobody would probably expect that to ever happen.
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Translation now


I put cereal in bowl before checking if we had milk....



We didn't !
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      06-15-2015, 09:33 PM   #9
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I put cereal in bowl before checking if we had milk....



We didn't !
Man you have issues if you do not have milk. You are beyond help.

Edit: While posting this thread, I had done my usual excellent job of erasing a part from it. I was in too much pain because of the girls going on about cats that I never realized it.

Now, back to milk. Never, ever run low. make sure you have at least two full containers at all times, and when possible, try to do a high speed milk run, on a specific route to a shop nearish you, and next time try to beat the time.

This post as my day was royally fucked, but yours was far worse. Just learn from your mistake. Always buy milk.
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The correction factor is "STD" on the JB4 runs versus "SAE" on your runs, which results in slightly higher numbers.

If you want to make a better comparison, the highest JB4 run is ~490.89 SAE whp and the lowest run is ~451.01 SAE whp.
Yes STD vs SAE. We should really all be doing SAE but almost all tuners use STD (for obvious reasons).

Lups, you should be able to add 35-45rwhp with a Burger Stage 1 (or many other options), and a bit more with a JB4 on stage 2.
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Lups, what gear was used for your dyno runs?
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Lups, what gear was used for your dyno runs?
Fourth. I as you know very well cant do it to him. pathetic, but why change my ways when I'm used to them.

Thanks for crushing me 30 minutes before the cat party. Don't leave your coffee mug alone in the next meet, I doubt my inner adult has returned by then.
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Crazy cat lady ftw
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Crazy cat lady ftw
Lol, I'm more afraid of cats than ever after the party. It was a very, very bad day.
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Lups simply take the car back to karussell shop in GA for a little work and forever never have your ego bruised again
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Lups simply take the car back to karussell shop in GA for a little work and forever never have your ego bruised again
Where the fuck do you think I'm headed this summer?! First person I texted about my horrible day was Kar! He used his usual methods to sooth me and told me a dyno means nothing, since I get my ass kicked in the streets too. I love my awesome friends!


Karussell is an awesome man. He is a great friend and he has an attitude i can respect. I do doubt he would ever give me more horses. I mean, he has first hand knowledge of how I drive.

Great to see you around S!
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Lol that is true! Can I think I'll ask my friend to make that into a bumper sticker for me!

Once again it has to be mentioned that you sir have the best user handle here.
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Meeeeoooooooooow!

Come on! Cats are scary as hell! You look into their eyes and you know they will eat you the second you close your eyes!

The only thing scarier than those are little girls, and old bats like me when they lose in anything. My brother still has a scar from out last chess match played 15 years ago.
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Haha, thanks!
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