The Smile Thread

ZURICH · 04-20-2012, 09:04 AM

The idea of this thread is to give you somewhere to go, Just for a smile

Quotes, Pics, anything you like as long as it will make all of us smile, so to kick it of I will start with a quote, anyone know who spoke these imortal words?

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

rickyjones1209 · 04-20-2012, 09:06 AM

the only joke I ever remember:

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

Well hung!

ZURICH · 04-20-2012, 09:11 AM

Nice one.

What do you call 50 Lawyers sitting at the bottom of a lake?

A good start!

ZURICH · 04-21-2012, 11:14 AM

The ending is awesome and soooooo funny

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ZURICH Major 41 Rep 1,153 Posts Drives: E91 320d Touring M Sport Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wettingen iTrader: (0)	The Smile Thread The idea of this thread is to give you somewhere to go, Just for a smile Quotes, Pics, anything you like as long as it will make all of us smile, so to kick it of I will start with a quote, anyone know who spoke these imortal words? Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Attached Images __________________ M Sport Package, (PDC), front / rear, Cruise control Mystic Blue Metallic, Beige Dakota leather, Alarm, Automatic transmission, Panoramic glass roof, Heated Seats, Lumbar etc etc "I don't Fuck around but when I do, I dont fuck around"
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ZURICH Major 41 Rep 1,153 Posts Drives: E91 320d Touring M Sport Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wettingen iTrader: (0)	Nice one. What do you call 50 Lawyers sitting at the bottom of a lake? A good start! __________________ M Sport Package, (PDC), front / rear, Cruise control Mystic Blue Metallic, Beige Dakota leather, Alarm, Automatic transmission, Panoramic glass roof, Heated Seats, Lumbar etc etc "I don't Fuck around but when I do, I dont fuck around"
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ZURICH Major 41 Rep 1,153 Posts Drives: E91 320d Touring M Sport Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wettingen iTrader: (0)	The ending is awesome and soooooo funny http://<iframe width="420" height="3...reen></iframe> __________________ M Sport Package, (PDC), front / rear, Cruise control Mystic Blue Metallic, Beige Dakota leather, Alarm, Automatic transmission, Panoramic glass roof, Heated Seats, Lumbar etc etc "I don't Fuck around but when I do, I dont fuck around"
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