[OfficialBOLO]

Driving home last night after getting my kittyless pipes, charge pipe, and intake put back in (and flashing to stage 2 v400 aggressive right away) I realized that ish just got real.

I was cruising on the Belt when a jetta, a 96 maxima, and some other garbage that wasnt identifiable anymore because of the extensive fiberglass work () were driving in a squadron formation and acting like straight douches. I was completely fine just minding my business and admiring the spool sound of the turbos but these jokers would not let up. They kept fake weaving into my lane and baiting me to race. So I did the most reasonable thing: waited for an open stretch of road and briskly drove away until they were far back in my rear view. I didnt realize it right away, but when I looked down I saw that I hit 120 in what seemed to be an instant.

Moral of the story: I love this car, and I love Cobb. Flame on.

[bryce]

riveting tale, can you tell it again please

[OfficialBOLO]

Originally Posted by bryce

riveting tale, can you tell it again please

Sure no problem buddy:

Driving home last night after getting my kittyless pipes, charge pipe, and intake put back in (and flashing to stage 2 v400 aggressive right away) I realized that ish just got real.

I was cruising on the Belt when a jetta, a 96 maxima, and some other garbage that wasnt identifiable anymore because of the extensive fiberglass work () were driving in a squadron formation and acting like straight douches. I was completely fine just minding my business and admiring the spool sound of the turbos but these jokers would not let up. They kept fake weaving into my lane and baiting me to race. So I did the most reasonable thing: waited for an open stretch of road and briskly drove away until they were far back in my rear view. I didnt realize it right away, but when I looked down I saw that I hit 120 in what seemed to be an instant.

Moral of the story: I love this car, and I love Cobb. Flame on.

[bryce]

[Kalimanjb]

Niiceeee

[rader1]

Hahaha

Seriously though, be careful out there. Ohh, and stgae 2+ is MUCH faster than stage 2 so get a FMIC and enjoy

[Simon76]

Ha ha.. Best today..

[Zechariaha]

Haha should aquire some nice flamage ill start cool story bro!

[K20A2_S]

Only Megan fox was missing. U should re-edit.

[OfficialBOLO]

Originally Posted by Zechariaha

Haha should aquire some nice flamage ill start cool story bro!

keep it coming, ill be a good sport about it lol

[OfficialBOLO]

Originally Posted by K20A2_S

Only Megan fox was missing. U should re-edit.

Actually her head was in my lap while i was driving, thats why i had to wait a little before i accelerated rapidly. I want to have kids some day, but for now i think i left them on her chin. She better not get it on my leather.

[bryce]

in all honestly, i feel kind of embarrased for you. racing, beating, then bragging about beating a jetta, 96 maxima and some other riced out car is like fighting a retarded kid in a wheel chair then bragging about beating him.

[pits200]

Originally Posted by bryce

is like fighting a retarded kid in a wheel chair then bragging about beating him.

Lets just say that perhaps I had a friend of a friend who lost a fight to a retarded kid in a wheel chair, would you make fun of me for losing.... I mean make fun of him.

[OfficialBOLO]

actually, it was more of a comment on how much i love the stage 2 cobb and that it gives me the power to drive away from stupid situations. I am not bragging, i just thought it would be an amusing story and im bored at work.

But everyone is entitled to their opinion. Unfortunately.

[BMWsky]

Originally Posted by BkNy3

Sure no problem buddy:
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[themyst]

Waiting for the BK G37 kill story lol.

[E90SoFlo]

OMG SO IRRESPONSIBLE WTFFF BMW DRIVERS :P

jkkkkk

I know the feeling when it just makes u smile and its a great one! S2+ and you will get that same bump again!

[sA x sKy]

Bro, the belt parkway is the worst strech of road in NY. I'm surprised you didn't hit a pothole..just two weeks ago there was a dude with an E60 M5 (with M6 reps unfortunately) and was going 140 on the Belt and hit a pothole and an entire rim was completley cracked in half and his tire was slashed. Not to mention one of his doors is gone cos he hit the guardrail when his car spinned out of control. If you wanna go fast, at least do it on the LIE or something.

[OfficialBOLO]

Originally Posted by themyst

Waiting for the BK G37 kill story lol.

There is not enough forum bandwidth to handle all the G37 kill stories hahahaha

[rader1]

Originally Posted by bryce

in all honestly, i feel kind of embarrased for you. racing, beating, then bragging about beating a jetta, 96 maxima and some other riced out car is like fighting a retarded kid in a wheel chair then bragging about beating him.

I have more fun screwing around with those guys than I do with cars that are good races lol. For some reason the guys driving absolute shitboxes seem to think they're driving god's gift to the automotive world. I have yet to really get a good run with anything decent since flashing to stage 2+, but I swear not a week goes by where a stock B series with a fart can doesn't throw revs at me while sitting at a stop light.

[dfv2]

My brother owns a very clean (and slow) mk4 R32 and loves yanking 335i owners' chains on the highway. Most 335i owners think they drive a lambo in sheeps clothing (none of you guys here) Gets almost all of them to run off to 120+ after a few revs doesn't even need a 3beep. Say hi to him next time!

[themyst]

Originally Posted by sA x sKy

Bro, the belt parkway is the worst strech of road in NY. I'm surprised you didn't hit a pothole..just two weeks ago there was a dude with an E60 M5 (with M6 reps unfortunately) and was going 140 on the Belt and hit a pothole and an entire rim was completley cracked in half and his tire was slashed. Not to mention one of his doors is gone cos he hit the guardrail when his car spinned out of control. If you wanna go fast, at least do it on the LIE or something.

I bottomed out my G35 years ago on the belt pkwy going 90. $2000 in suspension damage. I simply don't go fast in the 5 boros. Now when I get far out on the Island or upstate, I open her up good.