The bloke is a fuckwit, it is sooooo funny

Steve A · 03-24-2011, 03:32 AM

E902717 · 03-24-2011, 04:05 AM

What a knob head.

misterS3 · 03-24-2011, 04:05 AM

Reminds me of Will

Em135eye · 03-24-2011, 04:42 AM

Whilst you're at it, check this vid of an absolutely classic wannabee surfer character - this is what 99% of "surfers" are like...

http://video.mpora.com/watch/vFkGTbIQi/

toxicnerve · 03-24-2011, 04:47 AM

The "Muslamic Infidel" !!!!

What a fucking retard.

Giff · 03-24-2011, 04:51 AM

If you think youre part of the 1% cool kids then that probably makes you worse than the other 99%..

willhollin · 03-24-2011, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by misterS3

Reminds me of Will

Nothing like me!

1 - He's got more hair than me.

2 - I don't speak like that, i'm a Southerner!

ed335d · 03-24-2011, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

Nothing like me!

1 - He's got more hair than me.

2 - I don't speak like that, i'm a Southerner!

3 - His vocabulary is better than mine.

misterS3 · 03-24-2011, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Whilst you're at it, check this vid of an absolutely classic wannabee surfer character - this is what 99% of "surfers" are like...

http://video.mpora.com/watch/vFkGTbIQi/

That was pretty good

Em135eye · 03-24-2011, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Giff

If you think youre part of the 1% cool kids then that probably makes you worse than the other 99%..

I don't believe I put myself in either group. However I can actually surf to a pretty high standard

Any more of the above and I'll post some pics...

sheps · 03-24-2011, 05:09 AM

What an erudite, eloquent and thoroughly well spoken chap he is.

He clearly believes that to be 'proper British' one needs to have a skinhead, no job and a penchant for violence.

Brilliant.

Did anyone clock his Burberry wearing mate in the background, making sure he was unidentifiable by pulling his scarf around his face? Clearly he wasn't going just to march.

If that is the sort of person that sums up what it means to be truly British then I welcome a multi-cultural society; those sorts of genes need to wiped out from the gene pool ASAP.

dxb335d · 03-24-2011, 05:11 AM

Hilarious, both of them.

zltm089 · 03-24-2011, 08:35 AM

lol...reminds me of Will aswell....

JaySTee · 03-24-2011, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Whilst you're at it, check this vid of an absolutely classic wannabee surfer character - this is what 99% of "surfers" are like...

http://video.mpora.com/watch/vFkGTbIQi/

Bantham - attempted to surf there myself a couple of times

Em135eye · 03-24-2011, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JaySTee

Bantham - attempted to surf there myself a couple of times

I know a few of the blokes in the vid too! Does get VERY good but not very often. Been some nice waves down this way recently.

E90Post surf one day?!

JaySTee · 03-24-2011, 10:14 AM

He he maybe, I could use some lessons first. I can stand up (sometimes) but that's about it. As you point out above the S coast surf is generally small especially in summer so I spent more of my yoof windsurfing nearby at South Milton Sands.

mowflow · 03-24-2011, 10:15 AM

Oh my, good! What is this muslamic law? Why has this not been in the papers? I won't sleep tonight worrying about how some afghanistani rape gang might come and get me in my own house.

Re the surfer. I think I might be that guy : (

JaySTee · 03-24-2011, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mowflow

Oh my, good! What is this muslamic law? Why has this not been in the papers? I won't sleep tonight worrying about how some afghanistani rape gang might come and get me in my own house.

Re the surfer. I think I might be that guy : (

I'm pretty sure that once we get to mid to late 30's we're all 'that guy'

mowflow · 03-24-2011, 11:12 AM

I'm too young to be him.

JaySTee · 03-24-2011, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mowflow

I'm too young to be him.

I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule

Em135eye · 03-24-2011, 11:22 AM

Ahem - 35 but I can do this

and this:

willhollin · 03-24-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Ahem - 35 but I can do this

and this:

Can you do this though?

Or this.

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