Down to Earth Supermodels

kaishang · 02-15-2011, 10:57 AM

NEVER a dull moment for Kate Moss as she drunkenly staggers into a London sex shop, announces to the sales clerk that she's "so horny" and proceeds to buy seven sex toys before sniffing some poppers.

Despite reportedly cutting back on her partying and binge drinking in order to have another child, the supermodel was still living up to her notorious reputation yesterday.

After getting blind drunk with several girlfriends, Kate stumbled into a sex shop in London's Soho where she reportedly demanded a different toy for each day of the week and bought seven mini vibrators.

A fellow shopper told The News of The World:

"She started squirting strawberry-flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube."

Kate then proceeded to sniff some poppers before passing out on the floor and then repeating the process after regaining consciousness.

dxb335d · 02-15-2011, 11:00 AM

Waste of space that girl!

KadeSdad · 02-15-2011, 11:26 AM

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Waste of space that girl!

Yeah but let her finish

dxb335d · 02-15-2011, 11:53 AM

Also it winds me up, how a woman can go in somewhere like that and state how "horny" she is and buy seven dildo's and vibrators!

If a man did similar and went in saying that and bought 7 pocket pussies and blow up dolls would be labelled a sex pest and a pervert!!!

zltm089 · 02-15-2011, 11:55 AM

god damn!!!!....i shud hav been in that shop....

JLR1969 · 02-15-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Also it winds me up, how a woman can go in somewhere like that and state how "horny" she is and buy seven dildo's and vibrators!

If a man did similar and went in saying that and bought 7 pocket pussies and blow up dolls would be labelled a sex pest and a pervert!!!

Yes Vicar

DavS1 · 02-15-2011, 12:31 PM

There was absolutely NO NEED for that kind of behaviour....

all she had to do was give me a call and i'd have banged her 7 times a day, for 7 days a week..........

JLR1969 · 02-15-2011, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DavS1

There was absolutely NO NEED for that kind of behaviour....

all she had to do was give me a call and i'd have banged her 7 times a day, for 7 days a week..........

dxb335d · 02-15-2011, 12:41 PM

Would you really risk it with that needle using prick teasing junkie?!

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There was absolutely NO NEED for that kind of behaviour....

all she had to do was give me a call and i'd have banged her 7 times a day, for 7 days a week..........

DavS1 · 02-15-2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Would you really risk it with that needle using prick teasing junkie?!

Honestly?

Yes.

TMP · 02-15-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

If a man did similar and went in saying that and bought 7 pocket pussies and blow up dolls would be labelled a sex pest and a pervert!!!

Jeezo, that made me laugh...."7 pocket pussies"

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Originally Posted by DavS1

There was absolutely NO NEED for that kind of behaviour....

all she had to do was give me a call and i'd have banged her 7 times a day, for 7 days a week..........

Funniest thread in ages !

What would you do on the 8th day, bandage and some sleep I reckon

zltm089 · 02-15-2011, 01:53 PM

on the 8th day, she'd need a wheel chair...

dxb335d · 02-15-2011, 02:15 PM

Mate she may look great in a photo shoot. She don't look that good drugged up with a dirty nought after not washing for days which she is generally like. Yucky!!

So I think we should all go out and buy pocket pussies! Women ain't labelled these things for enjoying toys so why should we be!

beemerbird · 02-15-2011, 02:31 PM

Firstly Carl, it's an article written about a supermodel, doesn't matter if it was an actor or pop singer, some of the pathetic masses in this country see them as demi-gods and the media love it as it 'sells'.

Secondly who gives a flying fuck what she does or doesn't do exaggerated by the media or not. Her life and her business imo.

Thirdly if it was a bloke behaving like that, alledgedly, then he'd be viewed as a tosser also. Doesn't matter what gender the person is in my book and hate any hypocrispy to the contrary.

Fourthly, wtf do you want a pocket pussy for when you live with your partner or is it purely physical thing and better than a wank?

David - 7 times a day, 7 days a week...............time to wake up now luv................what a dream eh.

JLR1969 · 02-15-2011, 02:34 PM

Do you have a link for the pocket pussy

acerboo · 02-15-2011, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TMP

Funniest thread in ages !

What would you do on the 8th day, bandage and some sleep I reckon

more like a wire brush and dettol!

DavS1 · 02-15-2011, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Mate she may look great in a photo shoot. She don't look that good drugged up with a dirty nought after not washing for days which she is generally like. Yucky!!

Now you're just being fussy Carl

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What would you do on the 8th day, bandage and some sleep I reckon

On the 8th day i'd stick my peepee in the freezer.

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David - 7 times a day, 7 days a week...............time to wake up now luv................what a dream eh.

I'm 27 Helen, still plenty of lead in my pencil.....but if I run into any 'floppy' problems, there's always that little blue pill to wake the python back up!

kaishang · 02-15-2011, 03:07 PM

Just think, the story was from the day before yesterday. Would be 2 vibrators down now, 5 to go.

beemerbird · 02-15-2011, 03:22 PM

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I'm 27 Helen, still plenty of lead in my pencil.....but if I run into any 'floppy' problems, there's always that little blue pill to wake the python back up!

I know a bloke, now 30, and he can manage to cum 4 times quite easily. He's nice actually.

kaishang · 02-15-2011, 03:36 PM

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I know a bloke, now 30, and he can manage to cum 4 times quite easily. He's nice actually.

Awww, sweet. Bless.

beemerbird · 02-15-2011, 03:46 PM

Thanks for confirming.

kaishang · 02-15-2011, 03:49 PM

You tried him out?

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