leaking oil alot, dad threw a bitch fit, im FUCKED!

k3m0-330i · 10-23-2010, 09:36 PM

leaking oil, daddy threw a bitch fit, im FUCKED!

well today i was work and my car was running fine. i go home and sleep for awhile (4 hrs) and weak up to go to the store and i get a phone call my dad was like "ass hole ur car is leaking oil, there is a puddle under the car in the garage" i walk out of the store rightway and i see an other puddle under the car first thing i do is start the car and check oil(ass holes at bmw couldnt put a dip stick) it came out ok right in the middle. then i poped the hood and theres oil all over the cover on the bottem, on the side and where the intake manifold is by the front of the motor and slight oil on the passanger side of the motor.

Questions:

1. How fucked am i?
2. can it be my rear main?
3. Is it the head gasket?

PS. i changed my oil in feb and my car has a symbol to add oil about 3 days ago. i added it right away. and this is what happed

I will up date with pics in a bit waiting for my father to go to bed.

AND i dont beat on my car i havent steped on it in a while..... (june, july)

J02 335i · 10-23-2010, 09:48 PM

Daddy? Really? How old are you?

der_kommissar · 10-23-2010, 09:51 PM

And you'd better be female calling your father "daddy" like that...

k3m0-330i · 10-23-2010, 09:52 PM

19 no im am male... i just posted it so i sounds good LOL

SalM · 10-23-2010, 09:53 PM

Like seriously guys... The guys leaking oil and you guys find the time to bust his balls now? Lets please keep this thread on topic and stop being a s s holes and help this man out.

J02 335i · 10-23-2010, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by k3m0-330i

19 no im am male... i just posted it so i sounds good LOL

Thats sucks because it does not make you "sounds" good.

FAIL.

lopealle · 10-23-2010, 09:59 PM

It didn't sound good at all. Sounds like he is your pimp if you call him "DADDY"

ChasVS · 10-23-2010, 09:59 PM

You're fucked on too many levels to count!

gary88 · 10-23-2010, 09:59 PM

Someone's getting a spanking.

BTM · 10-23-2010, 10:00 PM

is this what bondage is like

n54_ · 10-23-2010, 10:29 PM

daddy

BTM · 10-23-2010, 10:31 PM

shuarma

n54_ · 10-23-2010, 10:34 PM

get the fuck in chat

BTM · 10-23-2010, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by n54_

get the fuck in chat

NO U

3X3=5 · 10-23-2010, 10:43 PM

Play him off, keyboard cat!!

Sounds like your valve cover gasket. You know who'd be a good person to ask? Mechanics are usually up on this stuff.

Tag · 10-23-2010, 10:45 PM

come to daddy (aphex twin)

n54_ · 10-23-2010, 10:45 PM

ye ye ye play him off

cn555ic · 10-23-2010, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k3m0-330i

leaking oil, daddy threw a bitch fit, im FUCKED!

well today i worked my car was running fine. i go home and sleep for awhile (4 hrs) and weak up to go to the store and i get a phone call my dad was like "ass hole ur car is leaking oil, there is a puddle under the car in the garage" i walk out of the store rightway and i see an other puddle under the car first thing i do is start the car and check oil(ass holes at bmw couldnt put a dip stick) it came out ok right in the middle. then i poped the hood and theres oil all over the cover on the bottem, on the side and where the intake manifold is by the front of the motor and slight oil on the passanger side of the motor.

Questions:

1. How fucked am i?
2. can it be my rear main?
3. Is it the head gasket?

PS. i changed my oil in feb and my car has a symbol to add oil about 3 days ago. i added it right away. and this is what happed

I will up date with pics in a bit waiting for my father to go to bed.

AND i dont beat on my car i havent steped on it in a while..... (june, july)

WHen you mean worked on your car, what the hell did you actually do? Maybe you oil cap is not screwed on tight possibly??

slimmie · 10-23-2010, 11:02 PM

..somebody gonna get a hurt reaal baad ...

k3m0-330i · 10-23-2010, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cn555ic

WHen you mean worked on your car, what the hell did you actually do? Maybe you oil cap is not screwed on tight possibly??

i my bad i ment i wored and my car was running fine... thanks for the help as for u other people that are cracking jokes ur retarded there is no need. im asking for help not jokes at this time.

username604 · 10-23-2010, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by k3m0-330i

ur retared there is no need.

its spelled "retarded" lol
they're only bashing on you cause they don't have an answer to your question, kinda like what i'm doin

John 070 · 10-23-2010, 11:17 PM

I can't tell if this thread is an April fool's joke or what, but there's a puddle of oil underneath the car, and the first instinct is to start it up to see what the level is. There obviously is no IQ test administered when you pick up your new BMW.

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k3m0-330i Major 73 Rep 1,375 Posts Drives: 08 335xi Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Albany Ny iTrader: (12) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	leaking oil alot, dad threw a bitch fit, im FUCKED! leaking oil, daddy threw a bitch fit, im FUCKED! well today i was work and my car was running fine. i go home and sleep for awhile (4 hrs) and weak up to go to the store and i get a phone call my dad was like "ass hole ur car is leaking oil, there is a puddle under the car in the garage" i walk out of the store rightway and i see an other puddle under the car first thing i do is start the car and check oil(ass holes at bmw couldnt put a dip stick) it came out ok right in the middle. then i poped the hood and theres oil all over the cover on the bottem, on the side and where the intake manifold is by the front of the motor and slight oil on the passanger side of the motor. Questions: 1. How fucked am i? 2. can it be my rear main? 3. Is it the head gasket? PS. i changed my oil in feb and my car has a symbol to add oil about 3 days ago. i added it right away. and this is what happed I will up date with pics in a bit waiting for my father to go to bed. AND i dont beat on my car i havent steped on it in a while..... (june, july) __________________ Current 2008 M6 e63 v10 6mt Current 2012 e70 x5 35i -jb4 2008 335xi e92- Sold 2007 335i e90 - Sold 2002 Taig / Red / / / M3 - SOLD Last edited by k3m0-330i; 10-23-2010 at 11:30 PM..
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