INSANE @$$hole driver in Maplewood, NJ

Politico · 02-24-2010, 09:31 PM

All I can say is WOW. I hope this guy isn't a member of this forum. I was driving home from work just now (10pm...) on 78 eastbound. I take the Maplewood, NJ exit which is a pretty sharp turn. Now, my car is stock, but I was handling the turn around 50-60mph. Definitely not driving like a granny. All of a sudden a complete a-hole in a silver e46 comes up from behind and is driving like a crazy man... inches from my bumper. Swerving back and forth. Then he floors it and swerves around me on the SHOULDER and flies through a yield sign. I figured he was just being a dick so I gave him a few flashes of the high beams to let him know he's being reckless. Thought it was over...

Five minutes later I am in a line of traffic going through a quiet residential neighborhood and I notice in my rearview mirror that someone is driving down the wrong side of the road going about 60-70mpg in a 35... It's that guy!!! He cuts off the car behind me and almost hits me. He continues to drive like an absolute reckless a-hole... An INCH from my bumper, swerving back and forth. I didn't want any trouble and tried to lose him several times but he kept following me through winding sides streets trying to HIT ME with his car. At this point I'm now going 70ish in a 25mph in a desperate attempt to get the hell away from this psycho.

I'm the least violent person you'll ever meet, but holy shit if I EVER see this guy again... I'm so mad I wasn't able to catch his tag number. If this was YOU, you need some serious help... you're going to kill someone. Driving fast is fun; driving like a psycho gets people killed.

NYC_335xi · 02-24-2010, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Politico

All I can say is WOW. I hope this guy isn't a member of this forum. I was driving home from work just now (10pm...) on 78 eastbound. I take the Maplewood, NJ exit which is a pretty sharp turn. Now, my car is stock, but I was handling the turn around 50-60mph. Definitely not driving like a granny. All of a sudden a complete a-hole in a silver e46 comes up from behind and is driving like a crazy man... inches from my bumper. Swerving back and forth. Then he floors it and swerves around me on the SHOULDER and flies through a yield sign. I figured he was just being a dick so I gave him a few flashes of the high beams to let him know he's being reckless. Thought it was over...

Five minutes later I am in a line of traffic going through a quiet residential neighborhood and I notice in my rearview mirror that someone is driving down the wrong side of the road going about 60-70mpg in a 35... It's that guy!!! He cuts off the car behind me and almost hits me. He continues to drive like an absolute reckless a-hole... An INCH from my bumper, swerving back and forth. I didn't want any trouble and tried to lose him several times but he kept following me through winding sides streets trying to HIT ME with his car. At this point I'm now going 70ish in a 25mph in a desperate attempt to get the hell away from this psycho.

I'm the least violent person you'll ever meet, but holy shit if I EVER see this guy again... I'm so mad I wasn't able to catch his tag number. If this was YOU, you need some serious help... you're going to kill someone. Driving fast is fun; driving like a psycho gets people killed.

lol, srsly?

Bimmer335i07 · 02-24-2010, 09:55 PM

probably some kid from e46fanatics.

Fzara2000 · 02-24-2010, 10:17 PM

did you piss off anyone recently, or do you have an EX looking for revenge?

Jonny550 · 02-25-2010, 12:37 AM

and my lil brother wants an e46 m3 hahaha i was never even thinking of financing that car for him but this thread just added icing to the cake lol. Hello toyota camry lol.

JerzeySux · 02-25-2010, 03:25 AM

Brake check is your best answer and upgrade to Mtech. Good luck next time you see him LOL.
Im not even joking. Let him tailgate you and stomp on your brakes and hold on.

Go to hospital and make that fucker pay. I bet you a million bucks he would NEVER ever tailgate anyone.

connect.politic.ditto · 02-25-2010, 05:38 AM

might have been stolen...........

SpmnE9zero · 02-25-2010, 06:01 AM

At first I though just maybe he had an emergency, then........ This is why I carry a 15/16's wrench beside my drivers seat! I pray I never have to use it, but I will be DAMN!ed if someone will ever get the best of me!
You did the right thing op glad you are ok!

harpoondude · 02-25-2010, 07:06 AM

Wow... I would've brake checked the shit outta that punk and got myself a nice injury settlement...

E90 87ss · 02-25-2010, 07:31 AM

probably should have just pulled over instead of trying to evade him, you put yourself and others in danger. Next time find a safe place to pull over and call the cops. If you had hit somebody during your run from this idiot you'd be in just as much trouble... Sorry, but really reckless on your part, anyways i know you were just trying to vent. Don't let it get to you...

SpmnE9zero · 02-25-2010, 07:44 AM

This is what I woulda done! Long vid but well worth the wait to the end!

mmm def · 02-25-2010, 07:59 AM

probably stole it, on his way back to Newark

Alpine Whiteboy · 02-25-2010, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

This is what I woulda done! Long vid but well worth the wait to the end!

LOL I would have just done something like this...

fnckr · 02-25-2010, 08:52 AM

+1 driving like he stole it.

Or just seriously stupid, and next time you should do what E90 87ss said.

capo1m · 02-25-2010, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon335iFL

and my lil brother wants an e46 m3 hahaha i was never even thinking of financing that car for him but this thread just added icing to the cake lol. Hello toyota camry lol.

but we gotta keep the bm in the family!!!!

Jonny550 · 02-25-2010, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Capo330i

but we gotta keep the bm in the family!!!!

maybe a 325i iall think about it though.

Easternedge · 02-25-2010, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JerzeySux

Brake check is your best answer and upgrade to Mtech. Good luck next time you see him LOL.
Im not even joking. Let him tailgate you and stomp on your brakes and hold on.

Go to hospital and make that fucker pay. I bet you a million bucks he would NEVER ever tailgate anyone.

Yup!

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Originally Posted by harpoondude

Wow... I would've brake checked the shit outta that punk and got myself a nice injury settlement...

For Sure... Especially in today's economy

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

At first I though just maybe he had an emergency, then........ This is why I carry a 15/16's wrench beside my drivers seat! I pray I never have to use it, but I will be DAMN!ed if someone will ever get the best of me!
You did the right thing op glad you are ok!

Is that 15/16's like the 18" bolt cracker on my pass. side? Down graded from a 24" lead pipe after I turned 21.

SpmnE9zero · 02-25-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Easternedge

Yup!

For Sure... Especially in today's economy

Is that 15/16's like the 18" bolt cracker on my pass. side? Down graded from a 24" lead pipe after I turned 21.

hahahahhah too funny I had the breaker bar in there but decided to take it out and use something a lil shorter for a quicker swing!

continentalg5 · 02-25-2010, 11:58 AM

I keep an aluminum baseball bat in my trunk...you never know. lol

That guys sounds like an A-hole...maybe he was drunk or something?

It probably would have been best if you called the cops and get that guy off the street.

jlstyle · 02-25-2010, 12:56 PM

Should've pushed your SOS button and call the cop on his ass.

Easternedge · 02-25-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

hahahahhah too funny I had the breaker bar in there but decided to take it out and use something a lil shorter for a quicker swing!

LOl, Pokin is fun... the good old days

JerzeySux · 02-25-2010, 01:29 PM

Get a CC license and get one of these.. No more road rage. TRUST ME.
I got this before i got my Chip and BT SCANNER> LOL Best mod i got on my car.

http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/p...ducts_id/55236

02-24-2010, 09:31 PM	#1
Politico e90 4 Rep 75 Posts Drives: 2006 330i 6-speed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (2)	INSANE @$$hole driver in Maplewood, NJ All I can say is WOW. I hope this guy isn't a member of this forum. I was driving home from work just now (10pm...) on 78 eastbound. I take the Maplewood, NJ exit which is a pretty sharp turn. Now, my car is stock, but I was handling the turn around 50-60mph. Definitely not driving like a granny. All of a sudden a complete a-hole in a silver e46 comes up from behind and is driving like a crazy man... inches from my bumper. Swerving back and forth. Then he floors it and swerves around me on the SHOULDER and flies through a yield sign. I figured he was just being a dick so I gave him a few flashes of the high beams to let him know he's being reckless. Thought it was over... Five minutes later I am in a line of traffic going through a quiet residential neighborhood and I notice in my rearview mirror that someone is driving down the wrong side of the road going about 60-70mpg in a 35... It's that guy!!! He cuts off the car behind me and almost hits me. He continues to drive like an absolute reckless a-hole... An INCH from my bumper, swerving back and forth. I didn't want any trouble and tried to lose him several times but he kept following me through winding sides streets trying to HIT ME with his car. At this point I'm now going 70ish in a 25mph in a desperate attempt to get the hell away from this psycho. I'm the least violent person you'll ever meet, but holy shit if I EVER see this guy again... I'm so mad I wasn't able to catch his tag number. If this was YOU, you need some serious help... you're going to kill someone. Driving fast is fun; driving like a psycho gets people killed. __________________ 2006 E90 330i - Black Sapphire \| Black Leather l 19" CSL \| 6 Speed MT \| DINAN Exhaust \| Navi \| Premium l Cold l Logic7 l iPod \| OEM Blacklines \| M-Tech Rear Spoiler \| M-Tech Shifter \| Matte Grille \| Custom Clear Turn Signals
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02-24-2010, 10:17 PM	#4
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02-25-2010, 12:37 AM	#5
Jonny550 Brigadier General 241 Rep 4,936 Posts Drives: 2012 550i Xdrive Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Jersey Shore iTrader: (14)	and my lil brother wants an e46 m3 hahaha i was never even thinking of financing that car for him but this thread just added icing to the cake lol. Hello toyota camry lol. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] .
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02-25-2010, 03:25 AM	#6
JerzeySux UrMother 37 Rep 639 Posts Drives: 335xiE92 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (7)	Brake check is your best answer and upgrade to Mtech. Good luck next time you see him LOL. Im not even joking. Let him tailgate you and stomp on your brakes and hold on. Go to hospital and make that fucker pay. I bet you a million bucks he would NEVER ever tailgate anyone. __________________ My Car drives on Sour Diesel and Haze. Dutch and Green Palma's for Octane Boost Poor Man's BMW Owner.
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02-25-2010, 05:38 AM	#7
connect.politic.ditto Private 7 Rep 52 Posts Drives: 07 328i jet black/cream gutz Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: jerz! iTrader: (1)	might have been stolen...........
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02-25-2010, 06:01 AM	#8
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 505 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	At first I though just maybe he had an emergency, then........ This is why I carry a 15/16's wrench beside my drivers seat! I pray I never have to use it, but I will be DAMN!ed if someone will ever get the best of me! You did the right thing op glad you are ok! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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02-25-2010, 07:31 AM	#10
E90 87ss Captain 37 Rep 608 Posts Drives: ! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NJ/Philly iTrader: (1)	probably should have just pulled over instead of trying to evade him, you put yourself and others in danger. Next time find a safe place to pull over and call the cops. If you had hit somebody during your run from this idiot you'd be in just as much trouble... Sorry, but really reckless on your part, anyways i know you were just trying to vent. Don't let it get to you...
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SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 505 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	This is what I woulda done! Long vid but well worth the wait to the end! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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02-25-2010, 07:59 AM	#12
mmm def Colonel 144 Rep 2,610 Posts Drives: 21 330, 19 ND2 RF, 11 RX350 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	probably stole it, on his way back to Newark
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02-25-2010, 08:52 AM	#14
fnckr Second Lieutenant 6 Rep 247 Posts Drives: 2006 330i 6mt Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Boonton Twp, NJ iTrader: (0)	+1 driving like he stole it. Or just seriously stupid, and next time you should do what E90 87ss said. __________________ It's Funseeker! I'm all about the good times!
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02-25-2010, 11:58 AM	#19
continentalg5 Major 17 Rep 1,074 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Earth iTrader: (0)	I keep an aluminum baseball bat in my trunk...you never know. lol That guys sounds like an A-hole...maybe he was drunk or something? It probably would have been best if you called the cops and get that guy off the street.
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02-25-2010, 12:56 PM	#20
jlstyle Lieutenant Colonel 355 Rep 1,762 Posts Drives: Porsche Panamera Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 Audi S7 [0.00] 2015 BMW X5 [0.00]	Should've pushed your SOS button and call the cop on his ass.
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02-25-2010, 01:29 PM	#22
JerzeySux UrMother 37 Rep 639 Posts Drives: 335xiE92 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (7)	Get a CC license and get one of these.. No more road rage. TRUST ME. I got this before i got my Chip and BT SCANNER> LOL Best mod i got on my car. http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/p...ducts_id/55236 __________________ My Car drives on Sour Diesel and Haze. Dutch and Green Palma's for Octane Boost Poor Man's BMW Owner.
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