I know where babies come from

charliesum · 09-24-2009, 02:39 PM

School girl says "Mummy I know where babies come from!"
Mum replies "Oh, where's that sweety?"
Girl says "Mummy and Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out & Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it and that's how you get babies!"
Shaking her head, Mum says, " Oh darling that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies, that's how we get handbags, jewellery, clothes and new shoes!!":

SiKkBaSs · 09-24-2009, 02:42 PM

Lol...just imagine if there were more women on these boards.

beemerbird · 09-24-2009, 02:43 PM

Or another Porka T in time.

Very good btw.

charliesum · 09-24-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SiKkBaSs

Lol...just imagine if there were more women on these boards.

i'll get me coat!!

taxi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

it was sent by a woman to me!!! doh

beemerbird · 09-24-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SiKkBaSs

Lol...just imagine if there were more women on these boards.

There'd be too much 'comparing talk'........honest.

E902717 · 09-25-2009, 12:43 AM

LOL!

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SiKkBaSs GTR'in it 169 Rep 4,434 Posts Drives: Nissan GTR Black Edition Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Kensington, London iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	Lol...just imagine if there were more women on these boards.
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