Why ??

Geoffo · 09-15-2009, 06:28 AM

would you do this ??

Saw this on one of our American cousins posts.

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Check out some others

http://www.nokturnalcarclub.org

RagingKileak · 09-15-2009, 06:32 AM

Photoshop?

Matt

sheps · 09-15-2009, 06:33 AM

Are the called Nokternal because they can only go out at night for fear of people laughing at their hideous 'rides'?

Geoffo · 09-15-2009, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by RagingKileak

Photoshop?

Matt

No It isn't Matt, It's a genuine car !!

Geoffo · 09-15-2009, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sheps

Are the called Nokternal because they can only go out at night for fear of people laughing at their hideous 'rides'?

I did think the same thing when i first saw it..

Here's another one..

A Chrysler 300C, trying to look like a RR..

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Em135eye · 09-15-2009, 06:36 AM

rogerxp · 09-15-2009, 06:37 AM

Looks more like a Vauxhall Omega!!!

xenon · 09-15-2009, 07:15 AM

Obvious photoshop - the front wheels couldn't even steer.

sheps · 09-15-2009, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xenon

Obvious photoshop - the front wheels couldn't even steer.

I think it's more than likely running air suspension.

Lots of shots of it running at different ride heights.

xenon · 09-15-2009, 07:22 AM

Oh jesus.

Apologies to the OP. I assumed it was photoshopped because a) it wouldn't drive and b) it was incredibly tasteless.

Geoffo · 09-15-2009, 07:27 AM

errrrrrrr, what car ??

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BTW thats a Chrysler 300 C ..

xenon · 09-15-2009, 07:29 AM

The one parked behind the ugly slapper.

sheps · 09-15-2009, 07:30 AM

So, we can deduce from this that, despite the saying to the contrary, Americans will try and polish a turd?

Geoffo · 09-15-2009, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by xenon

The one parked behind the ugly slapper.

Yeah..

trixman · 09-15-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by xenon

The one parked behind the ugly slapper.

Funny, that's what I was gonna say.

Carrera RSR · 09-15-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sheps

So, we can deduce from this that, despite the saying to the contrary, Americans will try and polish a turd?

Hasn't that been the problem for many years of the American Automobile Industry let alone the 'tuners' !!

Em135eye · 09-15-2009, 08:31 AM

Actually that "girl" is so minging that I barely noticed her.
What is it with cars and munters draped all over them?

You may be draped over a £250k car luv but you wouldn't fetch a tenner an hour my dear.

dxb335d · 09-15-2009, 09:46 AM

Looks like a lexus. LOL at the Conti hood!

NathanJT · 09-15-2009, 10:41 AM

Ignore the front and it's a f*cking Sierra Cosworth!

mwilson20 · 09-15-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sheps

So, we can deduce from this that, despite the saying to the contrary, Americans will try and polish a turd?

Have you ever seen the program "Mythbusters" - they were able to indeed polish a turd on one episode...

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