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A couple of chuckles
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02-22-2009, 01:16 PM | #1 |
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A couple of chuckles
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit." Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over. I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits..
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The penultimate one made me spit my coffee out!!
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02-23-2009, 04:00 AM | #3 |
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A lot of those are from Tim Vine - im not a huge fan of his, but some of his one liners are killers!
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