Cause to Celebrate
| 01-28-2009, 01:31 PM | #1 |
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Cause to Celebrate
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!" "What a coincidence!" the farmer says. "This is a special day for me so I'm celebrating!" "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence!" says the farmer as they clinked glasses, then asked, What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence!" says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I used a different cock," he replied. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"  |
| 01-29-2009, 08:01 PM | #3 | |
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| 01-31-2009, 06:56 PM | #5 |
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Tehe, should send that to all my married colleagues that are still in Iraq.
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