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      01-26-2009, 10:33 AM   #1
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Worst night ever!

I Was Just Masturbating And Everything Was Going Great. I Was In My Room, I Had My Headphones On, I Was Totally Naked Sitting At My Computer Fapping Away To A Video On Redtube. All Of A Sudden There's This Really Sharp Pain In My Dick, Like It Just Got Stabbed With A Sewing Needle. I Jerked My Hand Back And It Bumped Into My Computer Tower, Which Sits On The Desk. Well, I Had My Stick Of Deodorant On Top Of The Tower, And That Bitch Fell Off And Landed Deodorant-end-down On The Head Of My Cock. Holy Fucking Shit Did That Hurt, And On Top Of That It Hit So Hard That It Actually Forced Some Deodorant Into My Urethra. I've Never Had Anything Burn So Bad In My Entire Life. I Jumped Out Of My Fucking Chair And Stood Up Because It Hurt So Bad; This Caused My Headphone Cable To Get Yanked Out Of My Speakers, Which Caused "oh Yeah Baby Come Deep In My Tight Teen Asshole Uh Uh Uh" To Get Blared Through My Fucking House And Almost Maximum Volume. Now My Eyes Are Watering From The Pain Of The Deodorant Inside My Cock But I Manage To Punch One Of My Speakers Hard Enough So They Turn Off. I Looked Down And Noticed Blood Dripping Off Of My Cock; I Guess The Lip Of The Plastic Deodorant Thing Bit Into My Foreskin As It Connected With My Cock. The Blood Was Dripping Down My Leg.
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      01-26-2009, 10:34 AM   #2
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just so you guys know, this was not me. i took it from another forum since i thought it was hilarious.
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errr okay?
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      01-26-2009, 10:39 AM   #4
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I Was Just Masturbating And Everything Was Going Great. I Was In My Room, I Had My Headphones On, I Was Totally Naked Sitting At My Computer Fapping Away To A Video On Redtube. All Of A Sudden There's This Really Sharp Pain In My Dick, Like It Just Got Stabbed With A Sewing Needle. I Jerked My Hand Back And It Bumped Into My Computer Tower, Which Sits On The Desk. Well, I Had My Stick Of Deodorant On Top Of The Tower, And That Bitch Fell Off And Landed Deodorant-end-down On The Head Of My Cock. Holy Fucking Shit Did That Hurt, And On Top Of That It Hit So Hard That It Actually Forced Some Deodorant Into My Urethra. I've Never Had Anything Burn So Bad In My Entire Life. I Jumped Out Of My Fucking Chair And Stood Up Because It Hurt So Bad; This Caused My Headphone Cable To Get Yanked Out Of My Speakers, Which Caused "oh Yeah Baby Come Deep In My Tight Teen Asshole Uh Uh Uh" To Get Blared Through My Fucking House And Almost Maximum Volume. Now My Eyes Are Watering From The Pain Of The Deodorant Inside My Cock But I Manage To Punch One Of My Speakers Hard Enough So They Turn Off. I Looked Down And Noticed Blood Dripping Off Of My Cock; I Guess The Lip Of The Plastic Deodorant Thing Bit Into My Foreskin As It Connected With My Cock. The Blood Was Dripping Down My Leg.

Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word ?? THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS SHOUTING.
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      01-26-2009, 10:43 AM   #5
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Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word ?? THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS SHOUTING.
dood...id be shouting if that shit happened to me
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dood...id be shouting if that shit happened to me
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dood...id be shouting if that shit happened to me

OK, you're right, but it didn't happen to the OP, he just grabbed that story from another forum.
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OK, you're right, but it didn't happen to the OP, he just grabbed that story from another forum.
i dont think the op wrote it, its a copy and paste...the original op was yelling
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      01-26-2009, 11:01 AM   #9
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LMFAO that was funny.
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That was disturbing.
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it's just a story, a lame one at that...


now if i saw a vid i'd be LMAO
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lmao thats funny shit if true
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as i said, i just copied and pasted it here. it was all caps and when i posted it, the forum removed most of the caps.
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      01-26-2009, 11:21 AM   #15
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it's just a story, a lame one at that...


now if i saw a vid i'd be LMAO
Theirs actually a video like these, but mius the blood and speakers part. Its so funny. Its on ebaumsworld
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      01-26-2009, 11:26 AM   #16
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as i said, i just copied and pasted it here. it was all caps and when i posted it, the forum removed most of the caps.
Then all is forgiven.
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what the......
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Theirs actually a video like these, but mius the blood and speakers part. Its so funny. Its on ebaumsworld
link!
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link!
I'll try to find it, its an old video but worth it. Im in class
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