New vendor!

JB135i · 06-26-2008, 08:45 AM

I have started a new BMW 1 Series carbon appearance parts business-

Some rules for dealing with me-

1. I will only deal with people who are cool enough. You all are likely not cool enough, not sure if you should even bother really.

2. Don't ask questions.

3. If I do post pictures of uninstalled parts, just ignore the fact that my killer shop looks like a basement apartment.

4. If I insult you, it's because I am so passionate about my cool business, you know, kind of like an artist, which I basically am.

5. Don't ask for prices.

6. If I don't follow through on any promise in a timely fashion it's because I am out doing cool stuff you could not possibly understand

7. The website is under construction, don't ask when it will be done, it's none of your concern.

8. Don't PM me, I don't respond to PM's from this or any site, it's just too much trouble, email me only.

9. My mom makes me go to bed around 11pm, so I will not respond in any fashion after that time of day.

10. I will not sign any of the parts I sell you because they would be worth too much to be allowed on the street then.

Some pictures of the cool parts I have for sale, trust me they are in the box and they fit your car.

EspressoBoy · 06-26-2008, 08:54 AM

Can you send me 2, and ask the UPS guy to kick it from the truck to my door. Oh and make sure it is not insured either! Insurance is for wimps. I like fighting with the ups guy anyway. It always starts off with lots of yelling, then he takes the first swing. I then pull out my lightsaber and decapitate him. For those of you who don't know what a lightsaber is, follow the hyperlink.

1. I am cool. You don't think so, ask my friend, "Ach (clear throat) Med" And he will keel you!

2. I never ask questions. I am Yoda! I answer questions!

3. You should see my home! I live in a swamp!

4. Speak to the puppet!

5. I wouldn't as I have no $$$$. I never pay anyway!

6. Cool! As for time. I am over 300 years old!

7. Website, no problem. Mine is in a cave, watch out for the man eating spyders.

8. OK email only. FYI I always BCC to Darth.

9. My mom sends me to bed at 8:30 pm, but I always read comics under the sheets till she catches me, and takes away my lightsaber

10. They will become collector items! I will re-sell them on ebay

----OH OH... Boy is coming... Yoda, get off my computer...how many times have I told you...1addicts.com is for humans!

EspressoBoy and Yoda

If you need my email it is yada@1cooldude.com

JTdrivin1 · 06-26-2008, 08:58 AM

that's fantastic.....

InsaneSkippy · 06-26-2008, 09:04 AM

Epic...

:headbang:

JB135i · 06-26-2008, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by espressoboy

10. They will become collector items! I will re-sell them on ebay

I am so cool and rich I will just re-buy them from ebay. I cannot allow plebians* to own my stuff. Thought you had me there didn't you? HAH!

I forgot a rule, damn, I guess I am just cool, not perfect.

You must order within the next 2 hours or you will never get these awesome parts. I must move on to my next project, which is too top secret and awesome to tell you guys about.

* ple·be·ian

adj. 1. Of or relating to the common people of ancient Rome: a plebeian magistrate.
2. Of, belonging to, or characteristic of commoners.
3. Unrefined or coarse in nature or manner; common or vulgar: plebeian tastes. n. <-----YOU GUYS

1. One of the common people of ancient Rome.
2. A member of the lower classes. <-----YOU GUYS
3. A vulgar or coarse person. <-----YOU GUYS

EspressoBoy · 06-26-2008, 10:23 AM

Pumba (3) I am not worried. Or is that Warthog (3)?

I never worry! Plus ever have warthog on the spit? Mmmmm apple is the best part.

as for being not perfect not to worry the car makes up for it.

did I forget to tell you I can time travel? I will go back when you are teething and kick your ass. If I can't Achmed will! He is a very good friend!

Yoda

PS
No chance you know F*br**pt*x?

EspressoBoy · 06-27-2008, 01:02 AM

Shhhh not so loud Yoda... Lets take the 1 out for a lil drive... mommy is sleeping... No1 will miss it... I'll post the location on goog earth for a lil dipping

http://www.news.com.au/technology/st...014108,00.html

I'll remember to bring your toy Yoda, not to be mistaken for your toyota though...

http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showt...light=toy+yoda

EspressoBoy

Nice1 · 06-27-2008, 02:04 AM

trophy pics please!

06-26-2008, 08:45 AM	#1
JB135i Lieutenant 17 Rep 478 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SW burbs iTrader: (0)	New vendor! I have started a new BMW 1 Series carbon appearance parts business- Some rules for dealing with me- 1. I will only deal with people who are cool enough. You all are likely not cool enough, not sure if you should even bother really. 2. Don't ask questions. 3. If I do post pictures of uninstalled parts, just ignore the fact that my killer shop looks like a basement apartment. 4. If I insult you, it's because I am so passionate about my cool business, you know, kind of like an artist, which I basically am. 5. Don't ask for prices. 6. If I don't follow through on any promise in a timely fashion it's because I am out doing cool stuff you could not possibly understand 7. The website is under construction, don't ask when it will be done, it's none of your concern. 8. Don't PM me, I don't respond to PM's from this or any site, it's just too much trouble, email me only. 9. My mom makes me go to bed around 11pm, so I will not respond in any fashion after that time of day. 10. I will not sign any of the parts I sell you because they would be worth too much to be allowed on the street then. Some pictures of the cool parts I have for sale, trust me they are in the box and they fit your car.
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06-26-2008, 08:54 AM	#2
EspressoBoy 1addict, and proud 40 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: BMW 135i 08 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (1)	Can you send me 2, and ask the UPS guy to kick it from the truck to my door. Oh and make sure it is not insured either! Insurance is for wimps. I like fighting with the ups guy anyway. It always starts off with lots of yelling, then he takes the first swing. I then pull out my lightsaber and decapitate him. For those of you who don't know what a lightsaber is, follow the hyperlink. 1. I am cool. You don't think so, ask my friend, "Ach (clear throat) Med" And he will keel you! 2. I never ask questions. I am Yoda! I answer questions! 3. You should see my home! I live in a swamp! 4. Speak to the puppet! 5. I wouldn't as I have no $$$$. I never pay anyway! 6. Cool! As for time. I am over 300 years old! 7. Website, no problem. Mine is in a cave, watch out for the man eating spyders. 8. OK email only. FYI I always BCC to Darth. 9. My mom sends me to bed at 8:30 pm, but I always read comics under the sheets till she catches me, and takes away my lightsaber 10. They will become collector items! I will re-sell them on ebay ----OH OH... Boy is coming... Yoda, get off my computer...how many times have I told you...1addicts.com is for humans! EspressoBoy and Yoda If you need my email it is yada@1cooldude.com
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06-26-2008, 08:58 AM	#3
JTdrivin1 1 Love 5 Rep 255 Posts Drives: 2011 135i 6MT Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	that's fantastic.....
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06-26-2008, 09:04 AM	#4
InsaneSkippy Lieutenant Colonel 79 Rep 1,597 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Florida iTrader: (1)	Epic...:headbang: __________________
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06-26-2008, 10:23 AM	#6
EspressoBoy 1addict, and proud 40 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: BMW 135i 08 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (1)	Pumba (3) I am not worried. Or is that Warthog (3)? I never worry! Plus ever have warthog on the spit? Mmmmm apple is the best part. as for being not perfect not to worry the car makes up for it. did I forget to tell you I can time travel? I will go back when you are teething and kick your ass. If I can't Achmed will! He is a very good friend! Yoda PS No chance you know Fbrptx?
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06-27-2008, 01:02 AM	#7
EspressoBoy 1addict, and proud 40 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: BMW 135i 08 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (1)	Shhhh not so loud Yoda... Lets take the 1 out for a lil drive... mommy is sleeping... No1 will miss it... I'll post the location on goog earth for a lil dipping http://www.news.com.au/technology/st...014108,00.html I'll remember to bring your toy Yoda, not to be mistaken for your toyota though... http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showt...light=toy+yoda EspressoBoy
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06-27-2008, 02:04 AM	#8
Nice1 Captain 13 Rep 645 Posts Drives: e82 Join Date: May 2008 Location: HI iTrader: (0)	trophy pics please!
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