OFFICIAL: Prostate Issues Thread!!!

MoreCowbell · 10-29-2008, 02:02 PM

About every 45 minutes or so CNBC shows a commercial for FLOMAX where 4 guys, in their 50's or 60's take a golf road-trip together. However, they don't get any good group pictures on the way because at each stop, a different member of the group winds up missing the photo-opp because he's in the men's room having "trouble going".

I mean...will this be us? Is this what we have to look forward to?

NW · 10-29-2008, 02:05 PM

I have to pee.

im spencer · 10-29-2008, 02:10 PM

Dam I dont know man.... bad prostate runs in my family and ive seen some pretty gnarly shit when one's prostate gets bad. My grandpa had a tough time with the stones and for months he had a tube feeding into his urethra one of the saddest things ive seen done to a man

MoreCowbell · 10-29-2008, 02:13 PM

You don't want kidney stones!!! I've been there. Holy sh-t!!!

drZ · 10-29-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

You don't want kidney stones!!! I've been there. Holy sh-t!!!

+1..its the worse pain know to the man kingdom..anyway dont be worrying about the prostate guys..its only when you hit late 40's do you need to get it checked by the gp..if all's good in the flow section then you should be ok..

TK-421 · 10-29-2008, 04:15 PM

This reminds me of Maury Ballstein in Zoolander.

"I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew"

bspears · 10-31-2008, 04:28 PM

It will happen with varying severity to every fucking man on the planet. When you were 18 you could chip the urinal with your flow or piss over a school bus. When you get to be 60 you are far from it.

Year's_End · 10-31-2008, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bspears

It will happen with varying severity to every fucking man on the planet. When you were 18 you could chip the urinal with your flow or piss over a school bus. When you get to be 60 you are far from it.

HAHahahhahhahahaha...man...this is definitely sig-worthy.

Glacked · 11-01-2008, 04:00 PM

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its only when you hit late 40's do you need to get it checked by the gp

I'm 37 and have been checked since I was 34 due to my father having prostate cancer. If there is a history in your family, you need to get checked from 30+. I'm more interested in my PSA number than I am the current Bama football score... Getting older sucks.

Tondtar · 11-01-2008, 05:01 PM

I read the title of the post as, "Prostate Issues Threat" and I was going, Oh..oh!

Cactus · 11-02-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Glacked

Getting older sucks.

But it's better than the alternative...

The_Blob · 11-02-2008, 02:33 PM

Choking the chicken is good for your prostate.

AustinGelbM4 · 11-02-2008, 04:27 PM

what does a suffocating chicken have to do with anything..............

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