Another Blonde Joke

Tondtar · 10-17-2008, 01:01 PM

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. 'Hi Susie,' he said, 'how do you like your new phone?'

Susie replied, 'I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though...'

'What's that, sweetie?' asked her husband.

'How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?'

louz4 · 10-17-2008, 01:16 PM

What's the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in the morning?

Gets up, puts her cloths on and goes home.

addy85 · 10-17-2008, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. 'Hi Susie,' he said, 'how do you like your new phone?'

Susie replied, 'I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though...'

'What's that, sweetie?' asked her husband.

'How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?'

Hmm, I don't get it lol

Year's_End · 10-17-2008, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by addy85

Hmm, I don't get it lol

she's wondering how he knew where she ("she" as in her cellphone) was so that he was able to call her.

petener999 · 10-18-2008, 12:50 AM

addy85 · 10-18-2008, 12:52 AM

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she's wondering how he knew where she ("she" as in her cellphone) was so that he was able to call her.

thats what I had thought, hmm gay joke.

dreamk · 10-18-2008, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by addy85

thats what I had thought, hmm gay joke.

indeed it is....

dreamk · 10-18-2008, 02:32 AM

Year's_End · 10-18-2008, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by addy85

thats what I had thought, hmm gay joke.

hahaha I like the hmm...it's like you're thinking about whether or not the joke is worthy.

addy85 · 10-18-2008, 05:11 PM

Tondtar · 10-19-2008, 03:31 PM

Man on man ...The only FAIL is you guys' sense of humor.
What are you? bunch of pimple faced 15 year olds?

Alpine · 10-19-2008, 07:20 PM

That might have been funny back when cell phones were first getting started...

addy85 · 10-19-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpine

That might have been funny back when cell phones were first getting started...

probably not

addy85 · 10-19-2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Man on man ...The only FAIL is you guys' sense of humor.
What are you? bunch of pimple faced 15 year olds?

sounds like your expierenced in the pimple faced part

samwoo2go · 10-20-2008, 03:28 AM

damn wassup with all this hating man

Tondtar · 10-20-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

damn wassup with all this hating man

Boo Hoo ......I'm a victim of humor bullies. HELP

addy85 · 10-20-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Boo Hoo ......I'm a victim of humor bullies. HELP

lol

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