[Broncho]

I hadn’t until this afternoon, the Mrs was cleaning the kitchen so I sloped off to the bathroom.

Sound was off and all was going well or so I thought, turns out the sound was on and it was playing through my bose stereo in the kitchen.

The Mrs banged on the door and shouted “what are you watching you filthy little bastard?”

Still finished off like!

[chris-c]

VR Goggles, big speakers...
No. not really.

But as always once as a teenager. I have ears like a cat now

[Daftasabrush]

The wife and I will watch it together, no risk of getting 'caught'

[MarkAndrew]

Originally Posted by Broncho

I hadn’t until this afternoon, the Mrs was cleaning the kitchen so I sloped off to the bathroom.

Sound was off and all was going well or so I thought, turns out the sound was on and it was playing through my bose stereo in the kitchen.

The Mrs banged on the door and shouted “what are you watching you filthy little bastard?”

Still finished off like!

Classy!

[....,,,,..,,..]

Not quite but my mate had the best one.

We had walked home at lunch from school, he went to his house.

Later on walking back to school he was well fucking quiet.

We quizzed him what was up.

Turns out he was cracking one off to Kay's Underwear page and had heard laughing and other noises, could not see anything, carried on and then heard some tapping at the dining room window.

He looked up to see the window cleaner and his helper.

Again at school, me and a mate walked in on our Chemistry Teacher shagging one of the lab techs.


When at Leeming, we had a classified (secret) store area, had a few incidents of people being caught shagging there, not expecting inspection visits.

Closest was years ago, was about 5 mates round at my house, drinking beer n watching some some porn, front door opened so we changed channels and got the tape out.

The channel was some bollox on perfect fly fishing, our wives really bought that we were getting pissed watching JR Hartley!

[Hooded]

Got caught getting a blowjob off this bird about 20 yeas ago.

There was some wasteland round the back of Woolworths that was fenced off, but there was a hole in the fence that you could go through. The one Sunday night at around 11pm after taking this bird out for a drink we were looking for somewhere quiet to have a dabble and decided to climb through. We went about 10 meters away from the hole in fence for some privacy and she crouched down in front of me and got down to business. After a few minutes I saw this bloke pop through the hole in the fence .. he looked like he was in his 50s and carrying a couple of bin bags he was obviously fly tipping. He didn't notice us in the dark at first so I quietly told her to carry on sucking, and kept an eye on the fly tipper to make sure he didn't head towards us. He suddenly noticed us and starred straight at me from around 10 meters away, so I shouted "alright mush" sarcastically and pushed her head towards me ... he fucked off through the hole in the fence pretty sharpish with his 2 bin bags fly tipping bastard!

[Kal101]

Originally Posted by Brigand

Not quite but my mate had the best one.

We had walked home at lunch from school, he went to his house.

Later on walking back to school he was well fucking quiet.

We quizzed him what was up.

Turns out he was cracking one off to Kay's Underwear page and had heard laughing and other noises, could not see anything, carried on and then heard some tapping at the dining room window.

He looked up to see the window cleaner and his helper.

Again at school, me and a mate walked in on our Chemistry Teacher shagging one of the lab techs.


When at Leeming, we had a classified (secret) store area, had a few incidents of people being caught shagging there, not expecting inspection visits.

Closest was years ago, was about 5 mates round at my house, drinking beer n watching some some porn, front door opened so we changed channels and got the tape out.

The channel was some bollox on perfect fly fishing, our wives really bought that we were getting pissed watching JR Hartley!

So you’re wives walked in on you lot pissed and watching JR Hartley with boners on

- surprised you’re still married after that tbh

[A15X]

A mate of mine had a great encounter of getting caught! Both him and his Mrs had been our separately with the boys and girls. He had got home first rather drunk thought knock one out in the front room porn on the big screen tv fell asleep trousers round ankles and dick in hand only for his Mrs and all her friends to find him passed out on the sofa 😂

[willjames]

[stefan4]

Originally Posted by Broncho

I hadn’t until this afternoon, the Mrs was cleaning the kitchen so I sloped off to the bathroom.

Sound was off and all was going well or so I thought, turns out the sound was on and it was playing through my bose stereo in the kitchen.

The Mrs banged on the door and shouted “what are you watching you filthy little bastard?”

Still finished off like!

now that's what I would call a danger wank!

[JustChris]

Wife walked in While I was watching a guy 'smash the Ring', right here from Bimmerpost!

Nurburgring Nordschleife all-time record smashed! https://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1510954

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