LOL @ this blogger

e90yyc · 06-07-2018, 02:00 PM

Guy's got his head so far up his own ass.

Check out his blog post about the amazing job he did hunting down and fixing his "oil leak," which was actually an ancient oil filter whose gasket had literally decomposed.

"Something I couldn’t do – no. I can do it all."

Lots of humor here... his ten-point jacking job with wheels supported on some shitty wood stacks, the state of his oil filter, the embarrassing crap he's draining from his oil pan... the list goes on.

https://www.jaygaulard.com/fixing-an...009-bmw-328xi/

My favorite part was when he talked about his brilliant idea of shampooing the engine down to help pinpoint the leak. First blogger who doesn't know how to use the Internet apparently.

He begins the paragraph with, "Because of this great idea..."

Off topic, but I thought some of you fellow E90'ers might appreciate the laugh.

BravoJohny33 · 06-07-2018, 03:35 PM

So this dude doesn't change his oil for 3 or 4 years because he doesn't drive much.

Its every 18k OR..OR once a year which ever comes first.

I can't see but did he just place jack stands under the plastic skid guard? The car has 2 jack points on the side of the car right behind the front wheels as well as right in front of the rear wheels. Use those

e90yyc · 06-07-2018, 03:41 PM

Yeah I laughed when I read that part, and saw the date of the post and then date of last oil change.

Not sure why I'd expect anything different from a blogger who has a post titled, "Driving Through the Car Wash."

E90CPhT · 06-07-2018, 05:25 PM

Just think how much of that filter particulate was circulating throughout the oil.

Indyeah · 06-07-2018, 05:35 PM

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I’m a very mechanical person

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Something I couldn’t do – no. I can do it all.

For someone who doesn't change his oil he sure thinks highly of himself.

BimmerNugget · 06-07-2018, 06:39 PM

He seems like the type of fella who likes being cucked

JUMAS · 06-07-2018, 09:10 PM

"neither one would be tremendously tough to fix. Take time to fix – yes. Something I couldn’t do – no. I can do it all."

Except regularly change your oil filter. lol

Big Mexican Women · 06-07-2018, 09:41 PM

The filter itself looks fucked and the colour of that oil is not right. Surprisingly enough, the filter element itself is really not that dirty though. Just very old oil and stupidity at play here.

desertman123 · 06-08-2018, 09:23 AM

Surprised he wasn't throwing any VANOS codes. Also that underbelly is CAKED in oil ew.

And someone please show this man how to properly use jack stands before he kills himself

Wolf 335 · 06-08-2018, 09:55 AM

"I told Laura that we should clean the engine with some Simple Green..."

"It was a chilly morning and the car hadn't been driven yet. This means engine was cold."

Classic

One thing I think he didn't do is let the engine warm up before doing the oil change. Someone let him know.

e90yyc · 06-08-2018, 10:03 AM

Such a tool.

Who the hell writes a blog post about the power going out? Or the exhilaration of driving through an automatic car wash?

Quote:

We lost power and for approximately 20 hours, we sat here twiddling our thumbs. So here’s how it went.

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Do you agree that driving through a car wash is like one of the most fun things you can do?

Are you 6?

Big Mexican Women · 06-08-2018, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by e90yyc

Such a tool.

Who the hell writes a blog post about the power going out? Or the exhilaration of driving through an automatic car wash?

Are you 6?

Hahahahahaha

lab_rat · 06-09-2018, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by e90yyc

Such a tool.

Who the hell writes a blog post about the power going out? Or the exhilaration of driving through an automatic car wash?

Quote:

We lost power and for approximately 20 hours, we sat here twiddling our thumbs. So here’s how it went.

Quote:

Do you agree that driving through a car wash is like one of the most fun things you can do?

Are you 6?

This thread is great! LOL

One of the best I've seen on our forum in a while.

These entries are gonna be a fun read. How did you manage to find this amazing treasure of a blog?

Kevinl · 06-09-2018, 12:57 AM

I change my 335i’s oil every 3-4,000 miles because I change it once a year I have had my car since 2014 and changed the oil 4 times I couldn’t imagine not changing the oil yet because I don’t drive it much

MJBO · 06-09-2018, 06:55 AM

The guy sounds like he's 12 years old

"Here’s an interesting photo of the car after it dried and I pulled it into the garage. I think I like this picture."

WTF?

e90yyc · 06-09-2018, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by lab_rat

This thread is great! LOL

One of the best I've seen on our forum in a while.

These entries are gonna be a fun read. How did you manage to find this amazing treasure of a blog?

Thanks haha I figured you guys might enjoy it.

I was searching for something related to oil filter caps, at least I think that’s what it was.

06-07-2018, 02:00 PM	#1
e90yyc Art Collector 2425 Rep 3,448 Posts Drives: 2007 328xi (GM-delete 6MT) Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	LOL @ this blogger Guy's got his head so far up his own ass. Check out his blog post about the amazing job he did hunting down and fixing his "oil leak," which was actually an ancient oil filter whose gasket had literally decomposed. "Something I couldn’t do – no. I can do it all." Lots of humor here... his ten-point jacking job with wheels supported on some shitty wood stacks, the state of his oil filter, the embarrassing crap he's draining from his oil pan... the list goes on. https://www.jaygaulard.com/fixing-an...009-bmw-328xi/ My favorite part was when he talked about his brilliant idea of shampooing the engine down to help pinpoint the leak. First blogger who doesn't know how to use the Internet apparently. He begins the paragraph with, "Because of this great idea..." Off topic, but I thought some of you fellow E90'ers might appreciate the laugh.
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06-07-2018, 03:35 PM	#2
BravoJohny33 Major 310 Rep 1,016 Posts Drives: BMW 2010 Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: GA iTrader: (0)	So this dude doesn't change his oil for 3 or 4 years because he doesn't drive much. Its every 18k OR..OR once a year which ever comes first. I can't see but did he just place jack stands under the plastic skid guard? The car has 2 jack points on the side of the car right behind the front wheels as well as right in front of the rear wheels. Use those
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06-07-2018, 03:41 PM	#3
e90yyc Art Collector 2425 Rep 3,448 Posts Drives: 2007 328xi (GM-delete 6MT) Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	Yeah I laughed when I read that part, and saw the date of the post and then date of last oil change. Not sure why I'd expect anything different from a blogger who has a post titled, "Driving Through the Car Wash."
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E90CPhT Enlisted Member 3 Rep 35 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 LCI 328i Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: North Carolina iTrader: (0)	Just think how much of that filter particulate was circulating throughout the oil.
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BimmerNugget Crazy Frog 543 Rep 1,211 Posts Drives: L.L.Bean Bootmobile Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: 560 State Street iTrader: (0)	He seems like the type of fella who likes being cucked __________________ www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
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JUMAS Private First Class 39 Rep 161 Posts Drives: 2011 335i Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Tampa iTrader: (0)	"neither one would be tremendously tough to fix. Take time to fix – yes. Something I couldn’t do – no. I can do it all." Except regularly change your oil filter. lol
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Big Mexican Women Banned 102 Rep 343 Posts Drives: 2011 528i Join Date: May 2018 Location: GTA iTrader: (0)	The filter itself looks fucked and the colour of that oil is not right. Surprisingly enough, the filter element itself is really not that dirty though. Just very old oil and stupidity at play here.
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Wolf 335 Brigadier General 2341 Rep 3,539 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: GTA - Greater Toronto Area iTrader: (0)	"I told Laura that we should clean the engine with some Simple Green..." "It was a chilly morning and the car hadn't been driven yet. This means engine was cold." Classic One thing I think he didn't do is let the engine warm up before doing the oil change. Someone let him know.
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Kevinl Lieutenant 210 Rep 563 Posts Drives: 2017 BMW M3 Alpine White 6MT Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Phoenix iTrader: (0)	I change my 335i’s oil every 3-4,000 miles because I change it once a year I have had my car since 2014 and changed the oil 4 times I couldn’t imagine not changing the oil yet because I don’t drive it much __________________ 2017 M3 Alpine White 6MT
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MJBO Major 2616 Rep 1,459 Posts Drives: 2023 G81 M3 Touring Join Date: May 2012 Location: Melbourne, Australia iTrader: (0) Garage List 23 BMW M3 Touring [0.00] 22 Toyota LC 300 [0.00]	The guy sounds like he's 12 years old "Here’s an interesting photo of the car after it dried and I pulled it into the garage. I think I like this picture." WTF?
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