Found this Gem (Rice)

catcher22 · 05-29-2018, 05:19 PM

Gotta keep the car from lifting up

Welcome to NBA Jam · 05-29-2018, 05:32 PM

Damn look at all that downforce

blown07 · 05-29-2018, 05:39 PM

I believe his name is johnforce

FlaPatsFan · 05-29-2018, 05:45 PM

That looks beyond ridiculous....smh

tcphoto · 05-29-2018, 05:53 PM

He forgot his skateboard that he left on the trunk lid.

ny325 · 05-29-2018, 06:49 PM

That’s really bad.

BimmerNugget · 05-29-2018, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by catcher22

Gotta keep the car from lifting up

King Rudi · 05-29-2018, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BimmerNugget

Gotta love some Senor Chang! Just introduced the girlfriend to Community.

As for the car, at least it doesn't have an M badge on it.....yet.

jarsdad1 · 05-29-2018, 07:32 PM

Temp tags. He just bought it.

Big Mexican Women · 05-29-2018, 09:47 PM

that wings looks so, sooo terrible on the e92, lol.

335i owners - find this guy and race him. you'll win especially in the top end. lol

buzzard · 05-29-2018, 10:27 PM

That's crazy. I'm speechless. I seriously wouldn't hire that person based on his decision to put that wing on his car, regardless of his qualifications. That wing erases anything positive he had going for him.

Boland01 · 05-30-2018, 08:24 AM

All it needs now are some flames and fart cans.

buzzard · 05-30-2018, 08:54 AM

Anyone else curious what happens when this car is going over 80mph? Based on the fact that this looks like his very first and only mod to the car I'm guessing he knows nothing about aerodynamics, which means the wing probably has never been adjusted since it was mounted, which means it could easily be dangerous as hell. He is a hazard at freeway speeds.

Ozzie335i · 05-30-2018, 10:55 AM

It could be worse. It could have had just one exhaust pipe. Now taking cover.

TheWatchGuy · 05-30-2018, 04:27 PM

i bet he can pop wheelies

FlaPatsFan · 05-30-2018, 04:47 PM

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i bet he can pop wheelies

Now that I would like to see!

Indyeah · 05-30-2018, 04:56 PM

They say you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

e90yyc · 05-30-2018, 05:03 PM

LOL @ vape shop in background too... For sure he was just there.

This reminds me of the DIY ducktail post from a while back... Not sure which is worse.

I can't decide which one is most likely to have a rice cooker hard-wired in the trunk.

tcphoto · 05-30-2018, 05:21 PM

That sedan has three strikes against it. Those black wheels, the homemade decklid and the exhaust tips. I'm not even going to comment on the stapled on effects on the bottom.

Mkze90 · 05-30-2018, 08:48 PM

Not a bad start to his ricer journey

BimmerNugget · 05-31-2018, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mkze90

Not a bad start to his ricer journey

The E92 is a beautiful car, I don't know why anyone would want to rice it out.

_Igor · 05-31-2018, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by e90yyc

LOL @ vape shop in background too... For sure he was just there.

This reminds me of the DIY ducktail post from a while back... Not sure which is worse.

I can't decide which one is most likely to have a rice cooker hard-wired in the trunk.

This is an order of magnitude worse. Wonder if its even removable?

05-29-2018, 05:19 PM	#1
catcher22 Captain 294 Rep 922 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi Coupe Join Date: May 2008 Location: Virginia iTrader: (2)	Found this Gem (Rice) Gotta keep the car from lifting up Attached Images
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05-29-2018, 05:32 PM	#2
Welcome to NBA Jam Is it the shoes!? 3884 Rep 5,112 Posts Drives: (Sold) 2011 E92 335i ZMP 6MT Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	Damn look at all that downforce
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05-29-2018, 05:39 PM	#3
blown07 Lieutenant 202 Rep 449 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Tijuana iTrader: (0)	I believe his name is johnforce __________________ 335i FBO,Meth,JB4,Sutphin flash,LSD,GCLites 11.25@127.4 on NT05R 335xi FBO,Meth,JB4,Sutphin flash,VTT stage1 11.38 1/4 - 7.30 1/8th - 3.35 0 to 60 @ 0C
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05-29-2018, 05:45 PM	#4
FlaPatsFan Major 750 Rep 1,149 Posts Drives: 2011 328i wagon Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Florida iTrader: (0)	That looks beyond ridiculous....smh
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05-29-2018, 05:53 PM	#5
tcphoto Brigadier General 3537 Rep 3,049 Posts Drives: E92 335i 6MT Coupe Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Nashville, TN iTrader: (1)	He forgot his skateboard that he left on the trunk lid. __________________
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05-29-2018, 06:49 PM	#6
ny325 Brigadier General 895 Rep 3,141 Posts Drives: Jet Black E90 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gridlock iTrader: (0)	That’s really bad.
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05-29-2018, 07:32 PM	#9
jarsdad1 Private First Class 55 Rep 172 Posts Drives: 2011 535i, 2015 X1 3.5 Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Philadelphia, PA iTrader: (0)	Temp tags. He just bought it.
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05-29-2018, 09:47 PM	#10
Big Mexican Women Banned 102 Rep 343 Posts Drives: 2011 528i Join Date: May 2018 Location: GTA iTrader: (0)	that wings looks so, sooo terrible on the e92, lol. 335i owners - find this guy and race him. you'll win especially in the top end. lol
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05-29-2018, 10:27 PM	#11
buzzard Lieutenant 113 Rep 450 Posts Drives: 2007 E90 328i "LCI" M-SPORT Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Sacramento iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 328i [9.00]	That's crazy. I'm speechless. I seriously wouldn't hire that person based on his decision to put that wing on his car, regardless of his qualifications. That wing erases anything positive he had going for him.
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05-30-2018, 08:24 AM	#12
Boland01 Lieutenant 149 Rep 460 Posts Drives: 2010 535ix, 2008, 2007 335i Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Magnolia, TX iTrader: (0)	All it needs now are some flames and fart cans.
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05-30-2018, 08:54 AM	#13
buzzard Lieutenant 113 Rep 450 Posts Drives: 2007 E90 328i "LCI" M-SPORT Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Sacramento iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 328i [9.00]	Anyone else curious what happens when this car is going over 80mph? Based on the fact that this looks like his very first and only mod to the car I'm guessing he knows nothing about aerodynamics, which means the wing probably has never been adjusted since it was mounted, which means it could easily be dangerous as hell. He is a hazard at freeway speeds.
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05-30-2018, 10:55 AM	#14
Ozzie335i Lieutenant Colonel 659 Rep 1,525 Posts Drives: 2011 335i Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: DFW iTrader: (1)	It could be worse. It could have had just one exhaust pipe. Now taking cover.
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05-30-2018, 04:27 PM	#15
TheWatchGuy Colonel 3905 Rep 2,524 Posts Drives: 335xi Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: CO iTrader: (0)	i bet he can pop wheelies
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05-30-2018, 04:56 PM	#17
Indyeah First Lieutenant 141 Rep 374 Posts Drives: E92 328i 6MT SGM Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (0)	They say you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
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05-30-2018, 05:03 PM	#18
e90yyc Art Collector 2425 Rep 3,448 Posts Drives: 2007 328xi (GM-delete 6MT) Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	LOL @ vape shop in background too... For sure he was just there. This reminds me of the DIY ducktail post from a while back... Not sure which is worse. I can't decide which one is most likely to have a rice cooker hard-wired in the trunk.
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05-30-2018, 05:21 PM	#19
tcphoto Brigadier General 3537 Rep 3,049 Posts Drives: E92 335i 6MT Coupe Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Nashville, TN iTrader: (1)	That sedan has three strikes against it. Those black wheels, the homemade decklid and the exhaust tips. I'm not even going to comment on the stapled on effects on the bottom. __________________
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05-30-2018, 08:48 PM	#20
Mkze90 Private First Class 20 Rep 120 Posts Drives: 330i Sport PKG 3 pedals Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Not a bad start to his ricer journey
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