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      04-04-2016, 12:57 PM   #1
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Oh dear - this has just opened at 'top of my road'

Well after a bit of delay (builders going bust etc), the much promised Porsche dealership has now opened at top of my road.

https://mobile.twitter.com/stratston...25405308444675

May have to check out their coffee tomorrow

Have to see what I can offset against a Yeti lol.
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A Porsche centre in Wolverhampton.

An oxymoron.
A 'posh' Geordie in Wolverhampton going to a Porsche dealership in Wolverhampton.

(Note, I am not posh, well unless it means fat bloke on bike).
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I think you may need your passport and two other forms of picture IDs to get in. The last Geordie I saw in a suit, was in the dock....
Last time I was in a suit was at court

I may take a Doris with me, short skirt and boobs type.
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I may take a Doris with me, short skirt and boobs type.
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Last time I was in a suit was at court

I may take a Doris with me, short skirt and boobs type.
Was driving home from the Newhampton Art Centre this evening - saw a couple of them there !!!!!
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Was driving home from the Newhampton Art Centre this evening - saw a couple of them there !!!!!
May have been my secretary, she did mention she had an evening job.

Short skirt, nice tits, over fondness with red lip stick?

Can't type for toffee though.
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May have been my secretary, she did mention she had an evening job.

Short skirt, nice tits, over fondness with red lip stick?

Can't type for toffee though.

Didn't really question them on their typing skills to be honest.
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Can't type for toffee though.
Like that matters !
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Well after a bit of delay (builders going bust etc), the much promised Porsche dealership has now opened at top of my road.

https://mobile.twitter.com/stratston...25405308444675

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Don't get too excited. It will be full of pompous arse wankers, who think wearing Porsche polo shirts at the weekend make them look human.
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From 'Porsche' to 'boobs' in 4 posts !
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So conme on Brigand.....how fit were the receptionsits?

Quick snap of OPC Chester for you....

PS Brigand I feel I should declare this is not my own actual photo...I'm just passing it off as my own.
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So conme on Brigand.....how fit were the receptionsits?

Quick snap of OPC Chester for you....

PS Brigand I feel I should declare this is not my own actual photo...I'm just passing it off as my own.
I hasten to remind you this is Wolverhampton.

People go to car dealers to check out the back end of cars, not the backend of the bus in reception
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So conme on Brigand.....how fit were the receptionsits?

Quick snap of OPC Chester for you....

PS Brigand I feel I should declare this is not my own actual photo...I'm just passing it off as my own.
Next time you use a picture of my fiancée ......please ask first!
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So conme on Brigand.....how fit were the receptionsits?

Quick snap of OPC Chester for you....

PS Brigand I feel I should declare this is not my own actual photo...I'm just passing it off as my own.
But she has chicken legs
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