Thursday ditty..

225 · 03-17-2016, 01:52 PM

The product of a very boring meeting earlier...

Shes almost on a boat.
Hopefully it will stay afloat.
Almost with me on her way to blighty(ee)
Oh how I long for her 6 pot wail,
Far too obsesed by her build detail.
The wifes going round the bend,
Asking when will it all end?
Little does she know its only just begun..
With coding, remaps, tinkering and such fun!

Esto-Grande · 03-17-2016, 02:07 PM

On her way she is,

Ready to give your life some fizz,

As long as it's not on the Hoegh Osaka

Your car will sure to be a cracker,

Not long now till the day,

You will both go out to play.

RobUK · 03-17-2016, 02:37 PM

I read through these pages and have to confess,
I don't understand why we all just obsess,
On springs and on spoilers and spending our cash,
Of diesel or petrol or my posh leather dash'.

There's nary a tear as the spec sheet inflates,
We'll spend all your money, cos we're just such good mates,
And when finally ordered, the waiting begins,
Fingernails bitten, and chucking back gins.

At last one more week and the dealer will ring,
Sure I'll post a few pictures and I'll feel like a king,
But the telephone rings and you so nearly choke,
The ferry, it sank...! (Hey it's only a joke)

225 · 03-17-2016, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobUK

I read through these pages and have to confess,
I don't understand why we all just obsess,
On springs and on spoilers and spending our cash,
Of diesel or petrol or my posh leather dash'.

There's nary a tear as the spec sheet inflates,
We'll spend all your money, cos we're just such good mates,
And when finally ordered, the waiting begins,
Fingernails bitten, and chucking back gins.

At last one more week and the dealer will ring,
Sure I'll post a few pictures and I'll feel like a king,
But the telephone rings and you so nearly choke,
The ferry, it sank...! (Hey it's only a joke)

Very good.

Chompers · 03-17-2016, 02:44 PM

All very good, you fella's have too much time on your hands

jnismith · 03-17-2016, 04:12 PM

There is a grand coupe in carbon
With a stunning sound system from Kardon
It's still being built
But I've no sense of guilt
That it'll give me a very big hardon

I'll get my coat!

Rukka · 03-18-2016, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jnismith

There is a grand coupe in carbon
With a stunning sound system from Kardon
It's still being built
But I've no sense of guilt
That it'll give me a very big hardon

I'll get my coat!

PurpleTT · 03-18-2016, 06:22 AM

In twenty thirteen I pushed the button
The wait was the best bit about it
Once delivered I was on top of the world
But now, sad to say, it's a bit shit

So man maths abound and I'm looking around
For for a car like a c63
But that's too expensive, plus it's a Merc
So here I come you gorgeous green M3*

*probably

03-17-2016, 01:52 PM	#1
225 Brigadier General 2281 Rep 4,933 Posts Drives: 340i Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Uk iTrader: (0)	Thursday ditty.. The product of a very boring meeting earlier... Shes almost on a boat. Hopefully it will stay afloat. Almost with me on her way to blighty(ee) Oh how I long for her 6 pot wail, Far too obsesed by her build detail. The wifes going round the bend, Asking when will it all end? Little does she know its only just begun.. With coding, remaps, tinkering and such fun!
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03-17-2016, 02:07 PM	#2
Esto-Grande First Lieutenant 86 Rep 373 Posts Drives: 435d Gran Coupe Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Cotswolds iTrader: (0)	On her way she is, Ready to give your life some fizz, As long as it's not on the Hoegh Osaka Your car will sure to be a cracker, Not long now till the day, You will both go out to play. __________________ 435d GC M Sport, Estoril Blue, M Sport Plus, Adaptive LEDs, 19" 442M Bi Colour Orbits & HUD
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03-17-2016, 02:37 PM	#3
RobUK Brigadier General 2811 Rep 4,935 Posts Drives: 340i MPPSK Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sussex, N.Yorks, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 340i MPPSK [0.00] 2001 Yamaha FZS1000 [0.00]	I read through these pages and have to confess, I don't understand why we all just obsess, On springs and on spoilers and spending our cash, Of diesel or petrol or my posh leather dash'. There's nary a tear as the spec sheet inflates, We'll spend all your money, cos we're just such good mates, And when finally ordered, the waiting begins, Fingernails bitten, and chucking back gins. At last one more week and the dealer will ring, Sure I'll post a few pictures and I'll feel like a king, But the telephone rings and you so nearly choke, The ferry, it sank...! (Hey it's only a joke) __________________ Life is a state of mind
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03-17-2016, 02:44 PM	#5
Chompers Colonel 1155 Rep 2,727 Posts Drives: F31 320d MSport (M) BS /CR Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Co. Down iTrader: (0)	All very good, you fella's have too much time on your hands __________________ Curent: F31 335d xDrive MSport Individual TB / OW Merino Gone: F31 320d MSport BS /CR, E61 520d MSport Bus Ed, E53 X5 V8 Sport
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03-17-2016, 04:12 PM	#6
jnismith Captain 311 Rep 713 Posts Drives: Golf R, Maserati Gransport Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Herts, UK iTrader: (0)	There is a grand coupe in carbon With a stunning sound system from Kardon It's still being built But I've no sense of guilt That it'll give me a very big hardon I'll get my coat!
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03-18-2016, 06:22 AM	#8
PurpleTT Major 371 Rep 1,216 Posts Drives: 335d F30 MSport Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: South East iTrader: (0)	In twenty thirteen I pushed the button The wait was the best bit about it Once delivered I was on top of the world But now, sad to say, it's a bit shit So man maths abound and I'm looking around For for a car like a c63 But that's too expensive, plus it's a Merc So here I come you gorgeous green M3* *probably __________________ M3 Azurite Black now instead of the 335d. Roughly the same really.
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