YOUR worst nightmare

The HACK · 05-01-2015, 11:02 AM

Used to be, those of you here at E90Post can at least rebut all and any snarky comment I make about y'all and your car by saying "shut your trap HACK you don't own an E9X." (I did have an E92 328i a while back)

Well, you can't say that anymore.

If y'all think I was obnoxious, self-centered, egotistic and don't know what I am talking about...Go ask the Zpost guys how insufferable I am there. That blue car has been in the garage for nearly 9 years. 12 freakin years they have had to put up with me (I owned a 2003 Z4 3.0i before the M)...Well, now you will all feel the wrath because I am back in an E90, and back with a VENGEANCE.

Sucks to be y'all.

07chupacabra · 05-01-2015, 11:04 AM

Glad to have you back. I doubt I'm the only one, but is that an XI or D?

The HACK · 05-01-2015, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 07chupacabra

Glad to have you back. I doubt I'm the only one, but is that an XI or D?

I'll give you a hint. There's about 700 ft-lbs of torque in the picture, not counting the little girl's bike that's hidden behind the MZ4 Coupe.

upstatedoc · 05-01-2015, 11:07 AM

oh, I can tell this is going to be good..

335NJ · 05-01-2015, 11:08 AM

I'm so confused.

AzureHaze · 05-01-2015, 11:15 AM

That's cute.

W.WCherry · 05-01-2015, 11:17 AM

I didn't know Douche had two accounts

Delta0311 · 05-01-2015, 11:17 AM

You live in Jamaica??

If so

3

2

1

Anddddddd

Gone!!!

Check your garage, car's are probably stolen by now.

The HACK · 05-01-2015, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delta0311

You live in Jamaica??

If so

3

2

1

Anddddddd

Gone!!!

Check your garage, car's are probably stolen by now.

Here's another hint.

"Oh your girlfriend's name is Wendy too?"

Google that and you'll understand.

Delta0311 · 05-01-2015, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The HACK

Here's another hint.

"Oh your girlfriend's name is Wendy too?"

Google that and you'll understand.

yeah the old penis joke.. I'm 35, heard that shit in like the 6th grade..

corrections.. shit I'm 36.. stopped counting years ago..

paco89 · 05-01-2015, 11:38 AM

Cool cars, and please don't scare us

. We are only car enthusiasts looking to have fun. May the bmw gods bless you.

hockeyplayer · 05-01-2015, 11:48 AM

I have no idea what the point of this thread is.

The HACK · 05-01-2015, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeyplayer

I have no idea what the point of this thread is.

It's to draw all your attention back to the fact I am an attention whore, and like all attention whores on internet forums, I MUST make some grand announcement when I leave, and I also must make some sort of grand announcement that I am BACK even though no one really gives a rat's ass.

That, and for those who ARE familiar with "my work," just pointing out the "you don't even own an E9X" argument won't work against me anymore.

bernard54321 · 05-01-2015, 11:55 AM

lol priceless.... ahhh internet, what shall you give me next...

5tony · 05-01-2015, 12:18 PM

Did you own an e46 around Y2K? There was a guy on the forums back then with that username.

mike5809 · 05-01-2015, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernard54321

lol priceless.... ahhh internet, what shall you give me next...

Will Wheaton, is that you?

Ozzie335i · 05-01-2015, 12:45 PM

Hack, so show us a photo of the garages to the left. 6 or 8 more bays is what it'll take to put me in my place.

The HACK · 05-01-2015, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5tony

Did you own an e46 around Y2K? There was a guy on the forums back then with that username.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

That other "drama queen" The HACK had zero clue...Kept flaunting the fact that he owns TWO E46es, and one of the E46 had just about EVERY mod under the sun (AC Schnitzer springs, Bilstein HD shocks, UUC Swaybars, Wilwood big brake kit, Conforti intake and chip, Remus Exhaust, UUC AND B&M short shifter, all apparently 'hacked' together by him) as evidence that he's an expert on all things E46.

That can't possibly be ME. I'm not dumb enough to live through an E30 318is, Z3 1.9L, 2x E46es, Z4 3.0i, E60 545i, MZ4 Coupe, E92 328i, 2 alternators, 1 radiator, 5 batteries, 1 starter, 3 water pumps, 1 clutch, 1 VANOS unit, countless brake jobs, and after probably tens of thousands of parts and repairs later only to come back to BMW again...Can I?

No way am I that stupid.

Delta0311 · 05-01-2015, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The HACK

I have no idea what you're talking about.

That other "drama queen" The HACK had zero clue...Kept flaunting the fact that he owns TWO E46es, and one of the E46 had just about EVERY mod under the sun (AC Schnitzer springs, Bilstein HD shocks, UUC Swaybars, Wilwood big brake kit, Conforti intake and chip, Remus Exhaust, UUC AND B&M short shifter, all apparently 'hacked' together by him) as evidence that he's an expert on all things E46.

That can't possibly be ME. I'm not dumb enough to live through an E30 318is, Z3 1.9L, 2x E46es, Z4 3.0i, E60 545i, MZ4 Coupe, E92 328i, 2 alternators, 1 radiator, 5 batteries, 1 starter, 3 water pumps, 1 clutch, 1 VANOS unit, countless brake jobs, and after probably tens of thousands of parts and repairs later only to come back to BMW again...Can I?

No way am I that stupid.

Oh we think you are.

mike5809 · 05-01-2015, 12:58 PM

Cool.Story.Bro

Quote:

Originally Posted by The HACK

I have no idea what you're talking about.

That other "drama queen" The HACK had zero clue...Kept flaunting the fact that he owns TWO E46es, and one of the E46 had just about EVERY mod under the sun (AC Schnitzer springs, Bilstein HD shocks, UUC Swaybars, Wilwood big brake kit, Conforti intake and chip, Remus Exhaust, UUC AND B&M short shifter, all apparently 'hacked' together by him) as evidence that he's an expert on all things E46.

That can't possibly be ME. I'm not dumb enough to live through an E30 318is, Z3 1.9L, 2x E46es, Z4 3.0i, E60 545i, MZ4 Coupe, E92 328i, 2 alternators, 1 radiator, 5 batteries, 1 starter, 3 water pumps, 1 clutch, 1 VANOS unit, countless brake jobs, and after probably tens of thousands of parts and repairs later only to come back to BMW again...Can I?

No way am I that stupid.

hockeyplayer · 05-01-2015, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The HACK

It's to draw all your attention back to the fact I am an attention whore, and like all attention whores on internet forums, I MUST make some grand announcement when I leave, and I also must make some sort of grand announcement that I am BACK even though no one really gives a rat's ass.

That, and for those who ARE familiar with "my work," just pointing out the "you don't even own an E9X" argument won't work against me anymore.

K DEN

Fundguy1 · 05-01-2015, 01:02 PM

finally a troll that advertises he is one lol

05-01-2015, 11:02 AM	#1
The HACK Midlife Crises Racing Silent but Deadly Class 1821 Rep 5,337 Posts Drives: 2006 MZ4C, 2021 Tesla Model 3 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day iTrader: (1)	YOUR worst nightmare Used to be, those of you here at E90Post can at least rebut all and any snarky comment I make about y'all and your car by saying "shut your trap HACK you don't own an E9X." (I did have an E92 328i a while back) Well, you can't say that anymore. If y'all think I was obnoxious, self-centered, egotistic and don't know what I am talking about...Go ask the Zpost guys how insufferable I am there. That blue car has been in the garage for nearly 9 years. 12 freakin years they have had to put up with me (I owned a 2003 Z4 3.0i before the M)...Well, now you will all feel the wrath because I am back in an E90, and back with a VENGEANCE. Sucks to be y'all. __________________ Sitting on a beat-up office chair in front of a 5 year old computer in a basement floor, sipping on stale coffee watching a bunch of meaningless numbers scrolling aimlessly on a dimly lit 19” monitor.
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05-01-2015, 11:04 AM	#2
07chupacabra First Lieutenant 41 Rep 354 Posts Drives: 07 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Northern VA iTrader: (0)	Glad to have you back. I doubt I'm the only one, but is that an XI or D?
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05-01-2015, 11:07 AM	#4
upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7560 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	oh, I can tell this is going to be good.. __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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05-01-2015, 11:08 AM	#5
335NJ Colonel 533 Rep 2,872 Posts Drives: 2008 335i 6MT E90 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: NJ/Philadelphia Suburbs iTrader: (1)	I'm so confused.
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05-01-2015, 11:15 AM	#6
AzureHaze Lieutenant Colonel 69 Rep 1,766 Posts Drives: 2011 335d Sport Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: SoCal iTrader: (1)	That's cute. __________________ JBD @ 100% \| KW ST Coilovers \| M3 rep. front bumper \| 888Concepts AE Upgrade \| GP Thunder 7500k fogs \| Cyba 4" carbon tips \| BSW Stage 1 \| APEX ARC-8 W/ Michelin PSS \| Ziza LED interior \| Weisslicht LED side lenses \| Sprint Booster \| Euro side mirrors \| M-Sport semi-conversion \| Coded \| LOTS of carbon fiber
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W.WCherry Lieutenant 35 Rep 419 Posts Drives: e92 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Charleston, SC iTrader: (3)	I didn't know Douche had two accounts __________________ Performance \|Dinan Stage 3 Software\|Dinan IC\|Dinan OC\|UUC/Corsa Exhaust\|Koni FSD Shocks and Struts\|Eibach Spings\|Hotchkis Anti Sway Bars\|6MT\|Style \|Aero Lip\|Aero Rear\|M3 Spoiler\|BMW Gloss Black Kidney Grills\|BMW Aluminum Pedals\|BMW LCI Tail Lights\|HID Fog Lights\|25%Tint\|Advan AVS Model F7 19" Rims\|Lux V3 AEs\|Premium\|Sport\|Comfort Access\|
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05-01-2015, 11:17 AM	#8
Delta0311 Banned 7478 Rep 10,120 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	You live in Jamaica?? If so 3 2 1 Anddddddd Gone!!! Check your garage, car's are probably stolen by now.
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05-01-2015, 11:38 AM	#11
paco89 Captain 142 Rep 726 Posts Drives: 2006 325xi Arktis Metallic Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Minnesota iTrader: (0)	Cool cars, and please don't scare us . We are only car enthusiasts looking to have fun. May the bmw gods bless you. __________________ 2006 Bmw 325xi VMR V715/OE lip/Redlines/Zsp Springs 1999 Eclipse Spyder Gst 16g/264cams/550cc/255lph/corbeau seats/Comp Stage 4 Clutch/ECUflash etc...
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05-01-2015, 11:48 AM	#12
hockeyplayer Captain 74 Rep 776 Posts Drives: 2006 325i, 2006 325xi Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NC iTrader: (0)	I have no idea what the point of this thread is.
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05-01-2015, 11:55 AM	#14
bernard54321 Lieutenant 55 Rep 474 Posts Drives: 2009 328I E90 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: l.a. california iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 Bmw 330i [0.00] 2009 328I E90 [0.00]	lol priceless.... ahhh internet, what shall you give me next... __________________ //// M3 Conversion front bumper //// Csl trunk lid //// mtech rear bumper //// resonator delete //// airrex digital air suspension //// megan camber arms //// godspeed toe arms //// Stance Wheels sf01 19x8.5 / 19x9.5 //// instagram: thebernardexperience
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5tony Lieutenant 147 Rep 500 Posts Drives: '21 M5/'15 X5 35i/'88 M3 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Atlanta iTrader: (1)	Did you own an e46 around Y2K? There was a guy on the forums back then with that username. __________________
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05-01-2015, 12:45 PM	#17
Ozzie335i Lieutenant Colonel 659 Rep 1,525 Posts Drives: 2011 335i Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: DFW iTrader: (1)	Hack, so show us a photo of the garages to the left. 6 or 8 more bays is what it'll take to put me in my place.
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05-01-2015, 01:02 PM	#22
Fundguy1 Major General 2032 Rep 8,339 Posts Drives: 335 e93 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Orlando, fl iTrader: (0)	finally a troll that advertises he is one lol __________________ '08 e93 AW 335i 6MT,Vargas Stg 2+ 20T clipped,VRSF catless dps & 7"FMIC,ER chargepipe&Tial, MMP inlets&outlets,Motiv Stg 2 fuel rail&dual disc clutch/fly, JB4G5,MHD w/Motiv tune,Fuel-it Stg 3 LPFP,Wavetrac LSD w/lockdown, KwV2,M3(Strut brace,frt control arms,steering wheel)AKE blk sub bush,re11 245/305,19x8.5et30&19x11et43,SmartTop,RE trans mounts,Msport rear bump & skirts,15%tint,ZSP knob,Stoptech rotors,241k miles
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