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      10-07-2014, 02:49 PM   #1
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Farts

I don't know about the rest of you M3/M4 drivers, but when I hear the fart sound big smiles.
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      10-07-2014, 03:13 PM   #2
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I don't know about the rest of you M3/M4 drivers, but when I hear the fart sound big smiles.
VW Golf GTI farts .. not the M3/M4
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Sounds like shit.
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      10-07-2014, 03:35 PM   #4
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Sounds like shit.
Dude, see a doctor, I'm pretty sure your exit system has a problem.
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      10-07-2014, 03:45 PM   #6
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I love the farts, and they have become exponentially increased with the addition of the Downpipes + JB4
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      10-07-2014, 03:59 PM   #7
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Might sound silly, but how do you do a fart?
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      10-07-2014, 04:10 PM   #8
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Might sound silly, but how do you do a fart?
Let go of the gas or listen in between shifts.
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      10-07-2014, 04:45 PM   #9
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Let go of the gas or listen in between shifts.
Do we know why the "Brraap/fart" sound occurs - technically what is causing it as you lift from the throttle?
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      10-07-2014, 05:13 PM   #10
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I'm a colorectal surgeon, really, I consider myself an expert in this field but I can't explain it.
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Typically, the "fart" is caused by unconsumed gasoline in the exhaust system, where it's very hot, combining with unused oxygen (courtesy of the lifted throttle) and combusting. I like the sound: it's a sound I relate to performance.
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      10-08-2014, 12:22 AM   #13
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Love all the sounds my F82 makes!
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DME cutting timing to reduce torque output during shifts? That's how a lot of the sequential box racecars have to do it.
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hahahahahahahahah Nice.
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More of a queef than a fart LOL
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      10-08-2014, 10:09 AM   #17
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More of a queef than a fart LOL
Front fart?

Gross
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      10-08-2014, 10:28 AM   #18
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Front fart?

Gross
Wouldn't that come from the diverter valves or BOV
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More like a queef
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More like a queef
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try it with the MPE on, people 6 miles away hear you drop one.
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Borla exhaust has now done fart to a Pop!
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