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      02-11-2020, 02:43 PM   #5523
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I need to know the ways man.... you seem like you are on a roll lol
Eh, not hard to get laid unless you're a troll. Just make em laugh, be a little mysterious, some charisma & the right flirting. I always get compliments on my eyes aka I'm ugly so I gotta be funny!!
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I need to know the ways man.... you seem like you are on a roll lol
Eh, not hard to get laid unless you're a troll. Just make em laugh, be a little mysterious, some charisma & the right flirting. I always get compliments on my eyes aka I'm ugly so I gotta be funny!!
I am debating to block you now sir.... You are bangin more bitches than I can count on a hand every week.. you lucky bastard.

Jk man, but I guess I should try more seriously... I just hop on these apps and casually swipe and hope for a match... I feel like you need to pay for shit if you want something serious, which blows....
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So anyone else drive a bimmer here? LOL
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Too bad we all don't live close to each other. Food & drinks w/this bunch would be quite a night!

I was just talking to another clown on Match. She claims she doesn't even have time to ever sit down for dinner. So I asked how she'd ever have time for me then. She immediately blocked me. That was a legit question you tool.

Reason #90437634267982349827354826 why women with kids are not good for anything beyond FWB or F buddies.
Dude I'm so down to have a meet up somewhere that's fairly equidistant to all of us that would be so fun


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I am debating to block you now sir.... You are bangin more bitches than I can count on a hand every week.. you lucky bastard.

Jk man, but I guess I should try more seriously... I just hop on these apps and casually swipe and hope for a match... I feel like you need to pay for shit if you want something serious, which blows....
Past looking for serious women, I don't get any matches lmao...



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So anyone else drive a bimmer here? LOL
Strong chance I'll be having another one by the weekend
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Too bad we all don't live close to each other. Food & drinks w/this bunch would be quite a night!

I was just talking to another clown on Match. She claims she doesn't even have time to ever sit down for dinner. So I asked how she'd ever have time for me then. She immediately blocked me. That was a legit question you tool.

Reason #90437634267982349827354826 why women with kids are not good for anything beyond FWB or F buddies.
Dude I'm so down to have a meet up somewhere that's fairly equidistant to all of us that would be so fun


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I am debating to block you now sir.... You are bangin more bitches than I can count on a hand every week.. you lucky bastard.

Jk man, but I guess I should try more seriously... I just hop on these apps and casually swipe and hope for a match... I feel like you need to pay for shit if you want something serious, which blows....
Past looking for serious women, I don't get any matches lmao...



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So anyone else drive a bimmer here? LOL
Strong chance I'll be having another one by the weekend
What are you planning to get?
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      02-11-2020, 09:07 PM   #5528
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What are you planning to get?
Honestly, could go either of two ways:
1- an E28 528e that has been sitting in front of a shop near by
2- an 2002 325i Sport Pack

or end up without a car altogether for a while. I was thinking of letting the MKS go, but after taking a trip in a WRX with my buddies over the weekend and seeing how that thing can average 30mpg on the highway when I recently did 205 miles driving on campus on one tank (I have a 19 gal tank) made me realize maybe it is time for it to go.

Plus big maintenance is coming up
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What are you planning to get?
Honestly, could go either of two ways:
1- an E28 528e that has been sitting in front of a shop near by
2- an 2002 325i Sport Pack

or end up without a car altogether for a while. I was thinking of letting the MKS go, but after taking a trip in a WRX with my buddies over the weekend and seeing how that thing can average 30mpg on the highway when I recently did 205 miles driving on campus on one tank (I have a 19 gal tank) made me realize maybe it is time for it to go.

Plus big maintenance is coming up
Nice man... I hope you find the right car that you will enjoy! Hopefully they were well maintained and won't have many issues. I personally will only lease a BMW new just so I can avoid the trouble down the line. Have friend who've owned older gens, and they were nothing but money pits unfortunately.

If you have your own garage and are well versed with working on them yourself, you should be good.
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      02-11-2020, 10:52 PM   #5530
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Do you pay for Match? Heard it's more of a site for people who are looking for something more serious. I never paid for no apps or sites lol.

And agree, this bunch here can sit down and laugh for hours on end if everyone met up lol!
There's nothing stopping us from having a GTG (get-together). The brand of basses I play does one once a year. Most folks drive, but a few of us actually fly in for it. It's fantastic.
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Did you ever had an reversed date? That means, see her naked and know what to get before considering a date for whatsoever?
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On TV in the UK; 'the naked attraction'. Weird as fuck!
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I know this show into Germany also, horrible indeed.
No, I mean this absolutely unintended, lets say, meet someone into the sauna, have a nice chat after it into the spa zone…
Not the arranged way, so to speak.
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I am debating to block you now sir.... You are bangin more bitches than I can count on a hand every week.. you lucky bastard.

Jk man, but I guess I should try more seriously... I just hop on these apps and casually swipe and hope for a match... I feel like you need to pay for shit if you want something serious, which blows....
That's all most of them are good for. I'd much rather meet a good one worth settling down with.

If you're attractive, swipe apps may work. I'm not so I have to send messages. It's a numbers game.
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Did you ever had an reversed date? That means, see her naked and know what to get before considering a date for whatsoever?
I've seen many women naked on a 1st date
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So anyone else drive a bimmer here? LOL
Not in many years Looked at the M3 & M4 in 2018, but for hundreds more than my Hellcat lease. there was no way it was going to win.
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I've seen many women naked on a 1st date
Me 2, but sometimes I wish I hadn't
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I've seen many women naked on a 1st date

"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing"
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She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
Women tend to use the system to get back at their Ex's. Ask me how I know. Lol. Oy...
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
What a disgusting convo to overhear. Did the daughter hear it too? That'd be a golden teachable moment, if she did.
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What a disgusting convo to overhear. Did the daughter hear it too? That'd be a golden teachable moment, if she did.
She didn't. They were gone when she arrived.
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
And yet women wonder why chivalry is dead and nobody wants to get married anymore.
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
Her husband probably busts his ass to provide a nice life for his hairdresser wife who now wants to take him to the cleaners while she's out there banging other men. I WISH I overheard that conversation. I would not have been able to keep my mouth shut.
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