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      03-01-2018, 10:26 AM   #925
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A. I work in technology, and I hate being called an IT guy. For 2 reasons:
I always introduce myself as the "computer geek" otherwise people wouldn't have a clue. Although for me, it might have something to do with the "unibomber" look/dress I sometimes embody. 2 CMs ago, he was on a tour thru the PD when I was so garbed. He asked the chief if I was a CI, and the laughing response was "No, that's your IT manager"
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      03-18-2018, 11:29 AM   #926
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But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
As a student travelling on ferries (long distance - 3 hours in some rough water) I was on a rough trip. Lots of people sitting outside looking and feeling sick. So I went to the cafeteria, bought a mince pie, slipped a plastic fork in my jacket pocket, and then grabbed a sick bag. Before returning outside I put the pie in the bag. Went outside, saw a group of sick looking people and went and sat near them. I proceeded to rock back and forth with the bag near my face, and then started making similar sounds to what you made.. hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaaa and pretended to launch my lunch into the bag. Once finished, I looked in the bag, made a "hmmmm" sound, grabbed the fork from my pocket, and started eating the pie with it. Several people went straight for the rails and lost their lunch
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      03-19-2018, 12:53 PM   #931
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As a student travelling on ferries (long distance - 3 hours in some rough water) I was on a rough trip. Lots of people sitting outside looking and feeling sick. So I went to the cafeteria, bought a mince pie, slipped a plastic fork in my jacket pocket, and then grabbed a sick bag. Before returning outside I put the pie in the bag. Went outside, saw a group of sick looking people and went and sat near them. I proceeded to rock back and forth with the bag near my face, and then started making similar sounds to what you made.. hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaaa and pretended to launch my lunch into the bag. Once finished, I looked in the bag, made a "hmmmm" sound, grabbed the fork from my pocket, and started eating the pie with it. Several people went straight for the rails and lost their lunch
he was quoting chunk from goonies
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      03-19-2018, 01:26 PM   #932
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he was quoting chunk from goonies
I must have missed that!
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      03-19-2018, 01:34 PM   #933
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I never laid a finger on her. I wasn't even there.
The complaint wasn't about your finger . . .
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he was quoting chunk from goonies
This gag is probably done best in the old movie "The Great Santini" - not exactly a chart-buster, but a pretty good movie (unless you like action or happy themes).
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