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      02-24-2020, 03:32 PM   #3213
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I'd say no, I had dibs since he offered it to me first, but on further reflection, I actually really want to see you put a plow on a Countach or something similarly low slung.

And then I want to see just how long before the guys near you see it, realize this was a car from a poster they once hung on their walls and you've pretty much committed a sacrilegious act and show up at your house with pitchforks and torches.

Edit: You guys don't have guns down there in the States do you? Pitchforks and torches is still an appropriate term?
Low-slung? Not to worry. You back it into the shed with the plow mounted up and ready to go. Open the door, hit the throttle and drop the plow, and you've got a clean even surface everywhere you go.

The gull-wing doors are ideal for getting out to pee when you've plowed a big trench and you're tight alongside a 3-foot tall snowbank. That was the original motivation for the design, 'cause a swinging door wouldn't open. Little piece of Lambo trivia for ya there.

Actually, my cabin is in a very remote and rural area of northern Wisconsin. If the locals found out I was harboring a fancy I-talian car shaped like a wood splitting wedge that sounds like a chainsaw, they'd start questioning my patriotism (again). They already think I'm goofier than a shit-house rat; this would just be another week's worth of conversation fodder at the local taverns.
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So with all the furor coming out of the NFL combine about a certain presumptive #1 pick QB “only” having 9-inch hands, i am concerned that hand size is yet another measurement that we now will be made to feel inadequate about.

I confess that my hand size, according to the measurement app on my iPhone, is 8 inches. Should i now have hand size envy? I have been told that i have the most common glove size, so the rest of you fuckers aren’t better off!
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That's a good one.

I spoke to a local lawyer since posting. Gotta put a company trying to scam me in their place.
Usually a sternly-worded letter on a law firm's letterhead has a "clarifying" effect on things, and they'll stop the fuckery.
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Low-slung? Not to worry. You back it into the shed with the plow mounted up and ready to go. Open the door, hit the throttle and drop the plow, and you've got a clean even surface everywhere you go.

The gull-wing doors are ideal for getting out to pee when you've plowed a big trench and you're tight alongside a 3-foot tall snowbank. That was the original motivation for the design, 'cause a swinging door wouldn't open. Little piece of Lambo trivia for ya there.

Actually, my cabin is in a very remote and rural area of northern Wisconsin. If the locals found out I was harboring a fancy I-talian car shaped like a wood splitting wedge that sounds like a chainsaw, they'd start questioning my patriotism (again). They already think I'm goofier than a shit-house rat; this would just be another week's worth of conversation fodder at the local taverns.
I suspect you and I would get along quite well in real life lol.
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Send that one to me. I'll mount a snow plow on it and plow my 1/4-mile-long driveway with it. We'll call it a "storage fee," and I wouldn't need any further compensation beyond that.
Your car is already on it's way - keep an eye out!
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ugh, i was in a hurry today to get out of the gym and forgot to clean off my weight bench after i was done. an offense worthy of a flogging (i'm serious, it's fucking disgusting and i get really mad when other people don't do it)
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I suspect you and I would get along quite well in real life lol.
I bet you're right, but you're probably a sensible and well-adjusted chap nonetheless.
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      02-24-2020, 10:43 PM   #3221
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Your car is already on it's way - keep an eye out!
Cool. I've got a little self-propelled blower I can make do with in the meantime.

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^^^^^^^^^I'll need one of those to run escort for me tomorrow.
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So with all the furor coming out of the NFL combine about a certain presumptive #1 pick QB “only” having 9-inch hands, i am concerned that hand size is yet another measurement that we now will be made to feel inadequate about.

I confess that my hand size, according to the measurement app on my iPhone, is 8 inches. Should i now have hand size envy? I have been told that i have the most common glove size, so the rest of you fuckers aren’t better off!
Mine are more like paws. A little under 8" long, but 4-1/4" wide and as thick as a $50 rib-eye. I could never throw a spiral worth a shit. It was like trying to pick up a basketball with a Channel-Lock. But I can shoot 200 rounds out of a .44 mag and still brush my teeth when I get home.
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I really hate when I click on the Cool pic thread instead of the LOL pic thread.

Carry on.
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I really hate when I click on the Cool pic thread instead of the LOL pic thread.

Carry on.
I feel for you. My former expectations joining here years ago were more like cars and stuff and no wannabe-bunnies.
But to be honest: Im just a guy like other, as long as I don't got prancercized, Im fine
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^^^^^^^^^I'll need one of those to run escort for me tomorrow.
Keep us posted on your travel progress. We'll be glad to hear you made it. Godspeed and best wishes for a safe trip.
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I bet you're right, but you're probably a sensible and well-adjusted chap nonetheless.
I'm really good at facades.
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I really hate when I click on the Cool pic thread instead of the LOL pic thread.

Carry on.
Sayeth the one who implicity requested T&A pics of MKSixer latest woman....the lady doth protest too much, methinks!
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I feel for you. My former expectations joining here years ago were more like cars and stuff and no wannabe-bunnies.
But to be honest: Im just a guy like other, as long as I don't got prancercized, Im fine
I love to prancercise people.

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I bet you're right, but you're probably a sensible and well-adjusted chap nonetheless.
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Sayeth the one who implicity requested T&A pics of MKSixer latest woman....the lady doth protest too much, methinks!
Boy did I give you ammunition! That was a blonde moment and I'm not blonde.
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Boy did I give you ammunition! That was a blonde moment and I'm not blonde.
On the plus side, I believe everyone on the forum (which now includes you) is now very clear that when pics are requested, those provided will not be of the professional headshot variety...

We all have to laugh at ourselves though, helps immensely with all the other stuff.
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