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      08-08-2019, 01:54 PM   #23497
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It always amazes me at how women, who look like hell always find a way to make themselves look worse. (i.e. neck tattoos, faded purple hair dye, jeans that are 4 sizes too small, etc.) Why would she even think that fuzzy green tarp with a hood was an acceptable purchase?

Hilarious!
Haha it's a cascading effect of bad decisions.
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      08-08-2019, 02:16 PM   #23498
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Haha it's a cascading effect of bad decisions.
Right??? I think it's the same mentality of terrible painters that think putting more paint, on an already shitty substrate, is going to make it look better. That or they are so afraid that someone might actually talk to them, that they stop that shit right in it tracks.

I can almost hear the mental conversation in their head. "I'm 4' 9" and weight 235, I need to find a way make myself more appealing. I'll buy these $5 jean shorts, in a size 2, without trying them on, cuz I know my sexy ass will fit in them. Then I'll go buy some cheap ass purple dye and dye my greasy ass hair myself, right before I go get a neck tattoo of the guys name that I've been in an on and off again, physically abusive relationship, so he'll see how much I love him. Maybe then the 4 kids, from different men, that he is supporting from his opioid sales/distribution (when he isn't eating them all) business will feel like he really cares about them."

Great thinking Brittany! (Cuz their names are always Brittany)
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That... is bad ass.
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Great thinking Brittani! (Cuz their names are always Brittani)
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Adding an "i" to the end makes every already trashy name that much trashier. Just ask my first wife, Brandi, with an "i" of course....
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Adding an "i" to the end makes every already trashy name that much trashier. Just ask my first wife, Brandi, with an "i" of course....
You mean like 318i or 320i?
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You mean like 318i or 320i?
Ha ha ha! Good one!

Where have you been, good sir? I don't believe I've seen you around here lately. Hope all is well!
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Adding an "i" to the end makes every already trashy name that much trashier. Just ask my first wife, Brandi, with an "i" of course....
What......? You mean like Rudi????





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What......? You mean like Rudi????

Precisely....
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Where have you been, good sir? I don't believe I've seen you around here lately. Hope all is well!
Thanks for asking. I've been here every day - just been cold mike for awhile.
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