This has to be a joke...

fun2drv · 07-22-2023, 10:51 AM

I'm sorry, but to me this just indicate that our beloved brand is moving in the wrong direction. I drive an M5 and they are pushing this BS???

Aronis · 07-22-2023, 11:02 AM

Saw the email, dismissed it. LOL. I like burning Gasoline....lots of it....

Mike

nerdogray · 07-22-2023, 11:02 AM

Wow. My idea of efficiency is dropping to D2.

Lol, are they really sending this to M5 owners? I guess I unsubscribed to these kinds of emails.

I like how "ultimate driving machine" is right above "meet your new efficiency coach."

Danny D · 07-22-2023, 11:47 AM

don't forget to get the insurance obd dongle so you can save as your not speeding

nerdogray · 07-22-2023, 12:18 PM

I guess 0-40 is the new 0-60.

ResIpsaLoquitur · 07-22-2023, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nerdogray

Wow. My idea of efficiency is dropping to D2.

Lol, are they really sending this to M5 owners? I guess I unsubscribed to these kinds of emails.

I like how "ultimate driving machine" is right above "meet your new efficiency coach."

“My idea of efficiency is dropping to D2.”

Best response ever.

jnotrom711 · 07-22-2023, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun2drv

I'm sorry, but to me this just indicate that our beloved brand is moving in the wrong direction. I drive an M5 and they are pushing this BS???

Not that i'm much for conspiracies lol, but I remember reading something with in the last 2-3 years about the future "world" or whatever you want to call it, people will have not only a financial credit score, as well as a social media/social impact scores, as well as environmental impact/carbon foot print type of credit scores.

Who knows whats real and whats not. But all this data gets logged and eventually used against you.

Absolutely insane if theres even a little bit of truth to it.

crypto · 07-22-2023, 04:49 PM

Dear BMW,

I have never wondered if I could be driving more efficiently.

Thank you

PDOT · 07-22-2023, 04:59 PM

They get rid of the LapTimer and give me this!!! You can’t make this shit up.

gblansten · 07-22-2023, 05:44 PM

Sending this to a demographic that happily paid a gas guzzler tax is next level hilarious.

NoMods · 12-20-2023, 06:23 AM

Germans have gotten soft

vanos84 · 12-20-2023, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NoMods

Germans have gotten soft

Yeah but to be fair they were beaten into submission many moons ago...

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