[josec70]

Most useless thread ever ...

[lsal]

Originally Posted by josec70

Most useless thread ever ...

Are you not entertained?

[josec70]

Originally Posted by lsal

Are you not entertained?

Not by this thread but huge fan of Gladiator!

[lsal]

Originally Posted by josec70

Not by this thread but huge fan of Gladiator!

I'm joking of course... this thread is a sh*tshow. No idea why mods haven't shut it down already... maybe they are entertained 🤷

[r33_RGSport]

Originally Posted by lsal

I'm joking of course... this thread is a sh*tshow. No idea why mods haven't shut it down already... maybe they are entertained 🤷

Hey, no news are bad news.

[lsal]

Originally Posted by r33_RGSport

Hey, no news are bad news.

[limeypride]

Originally Posted by lsal

up.

[lsal]

Originally Posted by limeypride

up.

Bump?

[limeypride]

Originally Posted by lsal

Bump?

Ah, no--I was being my usual idiot-self and referencing an old song named "Word Up" by Cameo. As with most of my posts, that one--and now this one--are absent any useful information, too.

[lsal]

Originally Posted by limeypride

Ah, no--I was being my usual idiot-self and referencing an old song named "Word Up" by Cameo. As with most of my posts, that one--and now this one--are absent any useful information, too.

Oh I remember that strange pop-rap song... 80sish.

Yeah, I'm equally useless here.

[AlexFL]

Not sure this has already been posted here but here is the legendary Noelle letter:

[limeypride]

Originally Posted by AlexFL

Not sure this has already been posted here but here is the legendary Noelle letter:

I hadn't seen that before, rather, just the net net takeaway. Thanks for posting.

For those that disagree with the overall resting sentiment of this thread, I'm sure you'll agree that this is indeed a competitive market--lots of credible, established, well-rounded & proven products... hence some--perhaps much/most--of the contention here. Hopefully that's a given and we're on the same page. Assuming so, now show me one of those vendors that caveat their product in such a fundamentally value-prop-compromising way.

What a crock of shit.

@Noelle: you should be ashamed of yourselves for such flagrant BS.

@limeypride: well done, Dean--you posted something full of arguably factual & useful information. Congrats!

[lsal]

Originally Posted by AlexFL

Not sure this has already been posted here but here is the legendary Noelle letter:

Oh wow, that is gold! 😂

[r33_RGSport]

Originally Posted by AlexFL

Not sure this has already been posted here but here is the legendary Noelle letter:

But.... it didn't say anything about dragy.
I wonder why no one has done dragy post or I've missed it? :
Won't void the warranty too.

[AlexFL]

Originally Posted by r33_RGSport

But.... it didn't say anything about dragy.
I wonder why no one has done dragy post or I've missed it? :
Won't void the warranty too.

Dear Customer,

Thank you very much for the formal inquiry regarding the dragy application. I would like to inform you that our protective devices in the engine control unit will sense the dragy app on your phone and automatically downregulate the performance of your vehicle. Moreover, I do not recommend performing dragy measurements on any modern BMW.

Kind regards,
Karl-Otto

[r33_RGSport]

Originally Posted by AlexFL

Dear Customer,

Thank you very much for the formal inquiry regarding the dragy application. I would like to inform you that our protective devices in the engine control unit will sense the dragy app on your phone and automatically downregulate the performance of your vehicle. Moreover, I do not recommend performing dragy measurements on any modern BMW.

Kind regards,
Karl-Otto

[ResidualJinx]

Originally Posted by AlexFL

Dear Customer,

Thank you very much for the formal inquiry regarding the dragy application. I would like to inform you that our protective devices in the engine control unit will sense the dragy app on your phone and automatically downregulate the performance of your vehicle. Moreover, I do not recommend performing dragy measurements on any modern BMW.

Kind regards,
Karl-Otto

That cannot be a real response lmao!!!

Dang they're not even trying to pretend it's a real tune... What he should write:

Dear Customer,

If you start your car or sit in the driver seat, our tune will notice and automatically downregulate the performance. The preferred method of enjoying your newly tuned vehicle is to not too. Please sign up to be notified of our upcoming update, for only $9,999 we will offer you an additional 200hp*!!

Thanks,
Fake ass dude

*(all previous restrictions apply, which means that Kenyan prince is more real than this tune)