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      04-24-2016, 10:42 PM   #485
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I was watching "The Wood", one of my favorite movies from late 1990s. How come there aren't many movies like this anymore? Did it get oversaturated by other movies in the same genre like "The Brothers" and "The Best Man"?

I feel like Tyler Perry is making 50% of the Black comedies now. And Madea sucks. Sorry, but he does.
Tyler Perry sucks. I like the same movies you do, they don't have to be 'black centric' just good.

Why does white America FLIP the fuck out when a white* character is played by someone of color?

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Why does white America FLIP the fuck out when a non white character is played by someone of color?
Because white society suffers from an incurable social handicap. Don't think that's ever going to change, unfortunately.
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she has a squint, which is not effecting her eye sight, not needs correcting

I find that as HORNY as hell

yeah I have my quirks

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she has a squint, which is not effecting her eye sight, not needs correcting

I find that as HORNY as hell

yeah I have my quirks
Hmmmmm....
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Why does white America FLIP the fuck out when a white* character is played by someone of color?
Probably for the same reason the minorities in American flip out when a non-white character is played by a white actor.
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Probably for the same reason the minorities in American flip out when a non-white character is played by a white actor.
Yeah, but that's been happening forEVER.

May I remind everyone of shit like "blackface" and "Charlie Chan"?

Imagine something like "Pretty Woman" played by Dave Chappelle in whiteface.

Lol!
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Probably for the same reason the minorities in American flip out when a non-white character is played by a white actor.
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Yeah, but that's been happening forEVER.

May I remind everyone of shit like "blackface" and "Charlie Chan"?

Imagine something like "Pretty Woman" played by Dave Chappelle in whiteface.

Lol!
That would be awesome. I was going to jokingly say that Richard Gere probably wouldn't have been interested in hiring Dave Chappelle in whiteface instead of Julia Roberts, but then again... maybe....
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Yeah, but that's been happening forEVER.

May I remind everyone of shit like "blackface" and "Charlie Chan"?

Imagine something like "Pretty Woman" played by Dave Chappelle in whiteface.

Lol!
So? Sure, it the past there were racist tones about the way it was handled, but we aren't talking about blackface/whiteface here, we're just talking about an actor/actress playing a role that is different from their actual heritage.

Axius questioned white people complaining about minorities in "white" roles, yet at the same time the entertainment industry and BLM are in an uproar because a white guy was picked to play Michael Jackson.

Just to be clear, I could care less about what actor/actress plays which characters so long as they play their role well.

If the director wants Morgan Freeman to play George Washington, I'm sure he'd be great.
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Just to be clear, I could care less about what actor/actress plays which characters so long as they play their role well.

If the director wants Morgan Freeman to play George Washington, I'm sure he'd be great.

If the director wants Joseph Fiennes to play Michael Jackson, again, I'm sure he'd be great.
Wait. Are you saying that Michael Jackson was black?
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Wait. Are you saying that Michael Jackson was black?
Michael Jackson hasn't been black since Thriller. Debatable....maybe Off the Wall.
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So? Sure, it the past there were racist tones about the way it was handled, but we aren't talking about blackface/whiteface here, we're just talking about an actor/actress playing a role that is different from their actual heritage.

Axius questioned white people complaining about minorities in "white" roles, yet at the same time the entertainment industry and BLM are in an uproar because a white guy was picked to play Michael Jackson.

Just to be clear, I could care less about what actor/actress plays which characters so long as they play their role well.

If the director wants Morgan Freeman to play George Washington, I'm sure he'd be great.
George Washington Carver?

Chappelle already did that.
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Mywifes335 - The best (AND I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST) example of this is the Eddie Murphy SNL skit where he dresses up as a white guy (Mr. White!!)....
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Mywifes335 - The best (AND I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST) example of this is the Eddie Murphy SNL skit where he dresses up as a white guy (Mr. White!!)....
Omg. Yessss!!!
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Mywifes335 - The best (AND I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST) example of this is the Eddie Murphy SNL skit where he dresses up as a white guy (Mr. White!!)....
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I like FAT Al Sharpton better

Wait, Al Roker.

Fuck, I mean Fat Luther.

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What's up with the term "African American" isn't it more like "African native some white American" ?
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What's up with the term "African American" isn't it more like "African native some white American" ?
im confused with your question. please elaborate.
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Mywifes335 - The best (AND I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST) example of this is the Eddie Murphy SNL skit where he dresses up as a white guy (Mr. White!!)....
Omg. Yessss!!!
'It soon became apparent, when White people are alone....they just 'GIVE' things to each other. For free"

"I have a lot of black friends....and we have a lot of white make-up"

"Remember - the next time you are hanging out with that cool white dude, or snuggled up with that groovy white chick....it might be one of us"
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im confused with your question. please elaborate.
Maybe because we weren't technically born here of ethnic origin, but rather migratory aliens, I suppose.
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im confused with your question. please elaborate.
Maybe because we weren't technically born here of ethnic origin, but rather migratory aliens, I suppose.
And the fact that this Asian guy (me) can tell the difference between black Americans vs someone who is 2nd generation Ethiopian vs other kids who have immigrant parents from Africa. Like akon. Lol

I went to an an African/French wedding and I sat with the uncles and aunts. He asked me if I ate red meat I said yes so he passed raw chunks meat. Dip it in hot sauce and eat with bread straight up raw. With beer made with honey. It was pretty good. That's drastically different from fried chicken and gumbo lol
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And the fact that this Asian guy (me) can tell the difference between black Americans vs someone who is 2nd generation Ethiopian vs other kids who have immigrant parents from Africa. Like akon. Lol

I went to an an African/French wedding and I sat with the uncles and aunts. He asked me if I ate red meat I said yes so he passed raw chunks meat. Dip it in hot sauce and eat with bread straight up raw. With beer made with honey. It was pretty good. That's drastically different from fried chicken and gumbo lol
i think most people can tell the difference with any race/nationality.
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