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      04-16-2016, 11:57 AM   #309
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I thought Shoei got banned?
I think it's temporary...maybe a month?
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Shit. What was over the fat chick stuff or something else?
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Negrodamus, please tell us what music Black people listen to. Who are some all-time favorites?
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Shit. What was over the fat chick stuff or something else?
Probably one of the kids he was schooling snitched to the mods or something. Forgot who the dude was, trolled to be a master of pussy slaying, or some shit.
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Negrodamus, please tell us what music Black people listen to. Who are some all-time favorites?
Just off the top of my head, trying to not sound too coon-ish or crazy old school like some of the previous posters, here.

Salt 'N' Pepa
TLC
Biggie
Pac
NWA
Janet Jackson
Jay-Z
Kanye West
Whitney Houston
Marvin Gaye
Run DMC
Public Enemy

I also like a lot of the mainstream Chicago "drill" ignorant music for chest/shoulders/back days, but I won't list them. I also don't give a fuck whether or not people like Kanye West, but the man has permanently shaped the outlook of old-school sampling and music production for modern hip-hop. He's a musical genius.
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What's the dabble dee, my damie?
Pootie, you back?
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Probably one of the kids he was schooling snitched to the mods or something. Forgot who the dude was, trolled to be a master of pussy slaying, or some shit.
Damn. Wtf is this? "Oooh I'm gonna tell on you!!!!!"
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Just off the top of my head, trying to not sound too coon-ish or crazy old school like some of the previous posters, here.

Salt 'N' Pepa
TLC
Biggie
Pac
NWA
Janet Jackson
Jay-Z
Kanye West
Whitney Houston
Marvin Gaye
Run DMC
Public Enemy

I also like a lot of the mainstream Chicago "drill" ignorant music for chest/shoulders/back days, but I won't list them. I also don't give a fuck whether or not people like Kanye West, but the man has permanently shaped the outlook of old-school sampling and music production for modern hip-hop. He's a musical genius.
Good list ex-kanye. Agree in his talent, just can't stand his persona.

You got some oldhead ears.
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Good list ex-kanye. Agree in his talent, just can't stand his persona.

You got some oldhead ears.
Yeah, he's an asshole. I'm cool with it as long as he continues to put out great music.

Pretty sure he couldn't care less what people think of him, anyway. Lol. The man has everything.
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Just off the top of my head, trying to not sound too coon-ish or crazy old school like some of the previous posters, here.

Salt 'N' Pepa
TLC
Biggie
Pac
NWA
Janet Jackson
Jay-Z
Kanye West (Graduation)
Whitney Houston
Marvin Gaye
Run DMC
Public Enemy
Digital Underground
Ghetto Boys

I also like a lot of the mainstream Chicago "drill" ignorant music for chest/shoulders/back days, but I won't list them. I also don't give a fuck whether or not people like Kanye West, but the man has permanently shaped the outlook of old-school sampling and music production for modern hip-hop. He's a musical genius.
You forgot a couple
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Do you honestly like watermelon and fried chicken (together or separate)?
Watermelon is the only fruit on the planet that exists for African American consumption.

History shows that it was grown for blacks, there is genetic evidence of this leading back to the times before Christ.

In fact, my pre-workout, post workout Amino's, and 40oz are watermelon flavored.



Fried chicken is best consumed with biscuits and gravy, or dirty rice.
With waffles. Smh.
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Negrodamus, please tell us what music Black people listen to. Who are some all-time favorites?
Just off the top of my head, trying to not sound too coon-ish or crazy old school like some of the previous posters, here.

Salt 'N' Pepa
TLC
Biggie
Pac
NWA
Janet Jackson
Jay-Z
Kanye West
Whitney Houston
Marvin Gaye
Run DMC
Public Enemy

I also like a lot of the mainstream Chicago "drill" ignorant music for chest/shoulders/back days, but I won't list them. I also don't give a fuck whether or not people like Kanye West, but the man has permanently shaped the outlook of old-school sampling and music production for modern hip-hop. He's a musical genius.
No wutang or dre?
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No wutang or dre?
See above. You and ASBSECU E93 are on the money.
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No wutang or dre?
See above. You and ASBSECU E93 are on the money.
What about redman. Oh he's part Korean so doesn't count I suppose lol.

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Dude, it's like there's 15 dudes in this band. How do they even make money?
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Dude, it's like there's 15 dudes in this band. How do they even make money?
They're white
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