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      04-16-2016, 08:56 PM   #353
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Just off the top of my head, trying to not sound too coon-ish or crazy old school like some of the previous posters, here.
bro... wuz wrong with old skool my man... some of the best tunes where one could understand the words and feel the groove....

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Well....I guess I am technically old enough to be a grandpa if I had a kid at 18 and then my kid had a kid around the same age.
So 36+. Wow. To me, that's normal.

Was hanging out with a 24 year old, she didn't know about ET. I was like WTF?
I believe it. The kids under 30 have no frame of reference to anything we experienced growing up.
I played a little Destiny's Child for my niece, who is 14 years old.....

She asked who was singing - I said Beyoncé....when she was lead singer for Destiny's Child.

She looked at me with that 'I don't understand' look and asked, 'Who's Destiny's Child?'

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Just off the top of my head, trying to not sound too coon-ish or crazy old school like some of the previous posters, here.
bro... wuz wrong with old skool my man... some of the best tunes where one could understand the words and feel the groove....

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Beastie Boys

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Sabotaaaageeeeee.
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      04-17-2016, 05:47 AM   #357
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      04-17-2016, 06:04 AM   #358
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Sabotaaaageeeeee.
For real. Listened to "No Sleep" on repeat for like 3 hours straight on a late night spring break drive once. Good times. I think I had just helped my friend add a graphic equalizer to his Mustang II. Haha.

Eminem's "tribute/homage" to them called Berserk is pretty good too.
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      04-17-2016, 09:49 AM   #359
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Sabotaaaageeeeee.
That video was so awesomely bad. Godzilla tribute.
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For real. Listened to "No Sleep" on repeat for like 3 hours straight on a late night spring break drive once. Good times. I think I had just helped my friend add a graphic equalizer to his Mustang II. Haha.

Eminem's "tribute/homage" to them called Berserk is pretty good too.
I appreciate a man who can listen to a song on repeat obsessively for hours!

Are we speaking about rap and hiphop?

Oakland has some great names!
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      04-17-2016, 10:13 AM   #361
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Can I get some gun recommendations here?
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      04-17-2016, 10:26 AM   #362
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Best to ask the white guys that
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      04-17-2016, 10:28 AM   #363
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Can I get some gun recommendations here?
Per mod, not allowed to discuss guns here.

Might want to be more specific. Handgun? Shotgun? Rifle? Automatic?

But theoretically if you want a "throw away", get a Hi-point 9mm. If you want a keeper, get Sig or Beretta semiautomatic.

Theoretically.

Theoretically, get a gun safe and secure it.
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Never even heard of hi point, they are cheap as hell. Not a fan of sig or beretta. Personal favorite right now is browning design fn herstal mk2 hi power.

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Hi point has a lifetime warranty. For how cheap they are I would get one For shits.
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      04-17-2016, 09:39 PM   #367
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@Verbiage have you ever wondered what the original songs of the samples in popular rap songs were?

For my wedding I had a playlist of the original songs to samples of pac biggie Dre the game etc and it came out pretty cool. Mellow enough for the adults but for friends they all knew the rap it came from ha.

Also got me into oldies.

William devaughn Isley brothers jerry butler etc.
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Can I get some gun recommendations here?
Per mod, not allowed to discuss guns here.

Might want to be more specific. Handgun? Shotgun? Rifle? Automatic?

But theoretically if you want a "throw away", get a Hi-point 9mm. If you want a keeper, get Sig or Beretta semiautomatic.

Theoretically.

Theoretically, get a gun safe and secure it.
Good advice. I second Sig or Kimber for handguns.
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What do you think about this... was forwarded by a friend (bruh, I have black friends). Anyway, curious to get thoughts...
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Why the slow walk across the street and never at an intersection???

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Why the slow walk across the street and never at an intersection???

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That's just a douchebag move and not confined to any particular race.

If I wanted a, 'Rainbow of the U.N.', set of human hood ornaments from people doing this, it would take very little time.
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What do you think of today's rap music?
I think it generally sucks and I prefer the old school stuff. There are some exceptions though, but IMHO the vast majority of musicians from the 80's and 90's and early 2000's were way better than the current musicians.
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That's just a douchebag move and not confined to any particular race.

If I wanted a, 'Rainbow of the U.N.', set of human hood ornaments from people doing this, it would take very little time.

QOTD.....LOL

I just want to see a little more scurry and a little less wander....from all Dbags!!
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