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      03-05-2020, 04:54 PM   #25917
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In the future...... you mean tonight....
You're 100% correct. I've never seen anything like this.

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You're 100% correct. I've never seen anything like this.

You ever see Charles Bronson go out for an ice cream in one of the Death Wish movies? He's carrying a camera case knowing the guy is going to grab it and run.....he lets him get a fair distance and then puts a hole in his back.

That was my immediate line of thinking.
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      03-05-2020, 05:42 PM   #25919
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You ever see Charles Bronson go out for an ice cream in one of the Death Wish movies? He's carrying a camera case knowing the guy is going to grab it and run.....he lets him get a fair distance and then puts a hole in his back.

That was my immediate line of thinking.
A classic scene.

This will just result in a bloody beat down, eventually. A well deserved bloody beat down, to be clear!!
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      03-05-2020, 06:00 PM   #25920
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Dude. I wouldn't try this under any circumstance! It will probably get someone killed in the near future.
Right, the jackass who tries this on me



What I meant I was waiting for...
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Call me weird......but I am always constantly aware of my surroundings. I have like a 3ft imaginary bubble around me that I'm constantly guarding. Honestly it feels like a sixth sense now.

Habit I guess. But one thing we try to tell people we train in our classes is to always be aware of what's going on around you at all times.

People are way too preoccupied with too much other stuff.
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Call me and weird......but I am always constantly aware of my surroundings. I have like a 3ft imaginary bubble around me that I'm constantly guarding. Honestly it feels like a sixth sense now.

Habit I guess. But one thing we try to tell people we train in our classes is to always be aware of what's going on around you at all times.

People are way too preoccupied with too much other stuff.
Not weird at all. Like you, I have a history of training that required situation awareness. It becomes a valuable second nature.
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So this required training?

Like the other evening I was running and some sketch on his bike was tormenting traffic. I just went by, but quickly observed how far my shadow was in front so I could tell how close he was if he followed any more than he did. He probably just didn't want to work that hard to catch me

I have to say, as the hearing declines this becomes much more difficult
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So this required training?

Like the other evening I was running and some sketch on his bike was tormenting traffic. I just went by, but quickly observed how far my shadow was in front so I could tell how close he was if he followed any more than he did. He probably just didn't want to work that hard to catch me

I have to say, as the hearing declines this becomes much more difficult
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You're 100% correct. I've never seen anything like this.

What in the hell is the World coming to MK??? Damn!
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You're 100% correct. I've never seen anything like this.

What in the hell is the World coming to MK??? Damn!
His problem would be is that I run a lot. I will catch his dumb ass. And hurt him.
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People are way too preoccupied with too much other stuff.
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I have to say, as the hearing declines this becomes much more difficult
It does, but no excuses.



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By the way, it's strange to see those hitters wave (such a plain basic mistake!): are they tipping deliberately?

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Call me weird......but I am always constantly aware of my surroundings. I have like a 3ft imaginary bubble around me that I'm constantly guarding. Honestly it feels like a sixth sense now.

Habit I guess. But one thing we try to tell people we train in our classes is to always be aware of what's going on around you at all times.

People are way too preoccupied with too much other stuff.
You and me both. For me, it has to do with where I grew up. Born and raised NYC. Took public transportation to HS in what was a nasty neighborhood. Then worked in lower Manhattan. I never lost it. And it doesn't matter where I am, I am always on guard and aware of surroundings.
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Call me weird......but I am always constantly aware of my surroundings. I have like a 3ft imaginary bubble around me that I'm constantly guarding. Honestly it feels like a sixth sense now.

Habit I guess. But one thing we try to tell people we train in our classes is to always be aware of what's going on around you at all times.

People are way too preoccupied with too much other stuff.
This is the only way to live if you plan on living in any environment. My dad taught me to always know where the exits are in a structure and be wary of everyone around you. You never know when it's going to pop off.

Or an attempt will be mad with the Grip Challenge. WTF?!?!!
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What in the hell is the World coming to MK??? Damn!
This one has me completely perplexed. When my daughter showed me the video for the first time, my jaw hit the table. This is the same reaction from everyone I've shared the video with, thus far.

Sadly, it started less than 5 miles from my residence. Unbelievable.
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This one has me completely perplexed. When my daughter showed me the video for the first time, my jaw hit the table. This is the same reaction from everyone I've shared the video with, thus far.

Sadly, it started less than 5 miles from my residence. Unbelievable.
WTF

Anyone who tries that in the city I work in would probably just get stabbed or shot.
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Anyone who tries that in the city I work in would probably just get stabbed or shot.
He's a tough guy until he's not anymore. He WILL screw with the wrong person.
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Call me weird......but I am always constantly aware of my surroundings. I have like a 3ft imaginary bubble around me that I'm constantly guarding. Honestly it feels like a sixth sense now.

Habit I guess. But one thing we try to tell people we train in our classes is to always be aware of what's going on around you at all times.

People are way too preoccupied with too much other stuff.
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Not weird at all. Like you, I have a history of training that required situation awareness. It becomes a valuable second nature.
I too am in this club. I find it to be scary at times. My second wife used to draw my attention to my situational/environmental awareness. I've been this way since I was a teenager and first started studying Kenpo and Isshinryu then moved on to a little BJJ. Anytime I enter a room, I scan everything. I notice where everyone is located, their body position, then notice all the blunt objects in the room, where they are located in relation to everyone's head and how big/heavy or whether or not they are tethered. I was mugged/attacked when I was 12, started learning self defense shortly after.

The current girlfriend got a decent dose of this a few months back as we were standing in line at the grocery store. We had a couple of "undesirables" get a little too close to us and standing in a very weird position as we were in line. I mentioned to her quietly for her to move and let me hand her one the items so I had a free hand, then positioned myself to where I could drop both of them if needed. The guy to my left shoulder, at 45 degrees made a quick movement horsing around with the other guy; he had no clue how close to an ER visit he was. I restrained but slowly turned around and made what I call "Lion Eye Contact." The two guys, the girlfriend and everyone behind them in line, hell even myself got really nervous. Honestly I was just glad things didn't escalate. I know how to defend myself, but it still scares the shit out of me as you never know what the other person has on his person, what level of crazy they are or what blood-borne pathogens they may transporting around.
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