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      04-24-2020, 05:13 PM   #1
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Massage seat button???

It only took me 8 months of ownership to realize this button existed.

I've been clicking through the dials all this time. . Lol!
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Wait what? We have massage seats?

Just kidding, sort of...I didn't realize that button existed for at least a couple months and would go through the idrive menu too. I really need to glance at the manual.

The only thing I know how to do well is stomp on the gas pedal.
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Wait what? We have massage seats?

Just kidding, sort of...I didn't realize that button existed for at least a couple months and would go through the idrive menu too. I really need to glance at the manual.

The only thing I know how to do well is stomp on the gas pedal.
that's the spirit! lol
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      04-25-2020, 10:49 AM   #4
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Those other buttons open and close the windows and you can adjust your mirrors from that other pad up front.

The 1 and 2 buttons are the Photon Torpedo Tubes.

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Those other buttons open and close the windows and you can adjust your mirrors from that other pad up front.

The 1 and 2 buttons are the Photon Torpedo Tubes.

Mike
If that existed, it would solve the problem of people driving slowwww in the fast lane. Blast them into nano-particles. Lol.
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The M5 Photo Torpedos are for defense only. Offensive use will lead to the extra Gas Guzzler Tax.

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Haha, yes, there are cars in which this button exists, but not in all. Fortunately, in my car, so is this button. I also was amazed that it exists and that I can get a massage while driving. But let's be honest, it's not the massage we can get from massage sessions in a salon. The sensations and results that a professional gives you are not the same as an electric seat in a car. I don't think I would find a massage more sensual and pleasant than nude massage London. That massage was the most satisfying so far.

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I figured the massage seats would be a gimmick, but I find I use them often. Very enjoyable on a long drive.
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I want some massage. Where I can do an effective one?
Phil Dunphy has the phone number for a home massage service, give him a call.
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I figured the massage seats would be a gimmick, but I find I use them often. Very enjoyable on a long drive.
When I do a trail run or a long day hike on the peninsula and have a 2-3 hour drive back to city at the end, they're a game changer compared to making the same drive w/o any massage. Keeps my ass from going numb but my lower back also isn't sore when I get home, very worth it if you get out on long treks regularly.
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