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      12-23-2018, 02:45 AM   #89
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From one of my other posts about the E60 M5:

"One of my fondest memories was killing my buddy's Gallardo in a drag race. I was once doing 145 with four people in the car and came up over a mountain highway only to see 6 bikers doing 125. We flew past them and the head turns and looks we got through their helmets was hilarious.

Probably the coolest most ridiculously designed cars ever and I can't wait to own another."
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This is what I've read too. Germans historically view the automobile as a tool for driving that should warrant your entire focus. This is unlike lazy oblivious overweight Americans.

Personally my mindset aligns with the Germans. At most I put a water bottle in my cupholders. I've never eaten in my cars, ever.
The one time I allowed something other that water in my car I was punished by the Bavarian car gods. Let my daughter have coffee in the back seat for a trip to Disneyland and she left the "Empty" on the seat. We stopped by the car on our way to lunch so I could take my California legal meds. I look in the back seat and what do I see, a brown trail on my Oyster leather.
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163mph on the autobahn. Wouldn't really call it crazy though.
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      12-23-2018, 12:58 PM   #92
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Just raced with my friends sister that owns a 328 and lost by purpose just to make her happy.. Shifted at 2500 rpm first time in my life and my 0-60 time was 9 sec flat.
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      12-24-2018, 11:12 AM   #94
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I almost kept it after the warranty expired.
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Fucked a girl on my Dakota black leather seats 😩🤦🏾 truly regret that decision
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-NYC to Boston 2 hours 45 minutes.
-NYC to Chicago 12 hours.
-8 tickets in one stop courtesy of Port Authority of NJ/NY.
-130+mph while passing an Ohio State Trooper.
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      12-27-2018, 08:04 PM   #97
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Broke 200mph on my delimited E60 M5 on a deserted Ohio highway. Ohio highways are not made for 200mph!
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      12-28-2018, 04:59 AM   #98
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Just raced with my friends sister that owns a 328 and lost by purpose just to make her happy.. Shifted at 2500 rpm first time in my life and my 0-60 time was 9 sec flat.
She must be hot. Post pics or ban!
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      12-28-2018, 05:07 AM   #99
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Just raced with my friends sister that owns a 328 and lost by purpose just to make her happy.. Shifted at 2500 rpm first time in my life and my 0-60 time was 9 sec flat.
Make her happy? hoping for a blow job more like.
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Sniffed coke of my girlfriends ass cheek, and its's a fine ass i might add.
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That's naughty!
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She must be hot.
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Please post a pic.
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Lets see the girlfriend.
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There was this one time where I took a drink into my car that didn't have a lid. Whew... what a day. I was quite the Viking when I was younger.
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Make her happy? hoping for a blow job more like.
Why you had to be nasty even if it was a joke? For me friends stay friends I never think dirty things with friends. Asshole
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She must be hot. Post pics or ban!
Fcuk you also
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      01-12-2019, 07:31 PM   #108
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Broke 200mph on my delimited E60 M5 on a deserted Ohio highway. Ohio highways are not made for 200mph!
Bro sooooo many cops in Ohio. Everybody seems to have gotten a ticket driving through there, including myself (it wasn't even for speeding).

I know you live there but no offense, I really hate that state. The cops are just another reason why.
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Sniffed coke of my girlfriends ass cheek, and its's a fine ass i might add.
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Fcuk you also
No thick skin for Jersey boys in OT? I assumed too much.

Phuck me :/
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