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      10-07-2021, 01:21 AM   #1
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Question Tune Obsession

I have an obsession for tunes, I want a tune for my M5 Comp 2019 with around 800hp BUT I want torque for the 0-60, and fast 1/4 mile times, so maybe 875-900 NM but idk if thats too much for the rods of the car, any ideas will be appreciative. (I need a fast 1/4 mile in other words).
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      10-08-2021, 06:39 AM   #2
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better do some research.... you're begging for issues w/o supporting mods when talking about numbers like you want.
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      10-08-2021, 08:50 AM   #3
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800ftlbs at the crank is what Steve Dinan said.
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      10-08-2021, 11:12 AM   #4
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800ftlbs at the crank is what Steve Dinan said.
^ exactly. just pick up a off the shelf e30 stage 2 with downpipes and call it a day unless you want some insane fast m5 strip the weight get tranny tune and a custom tune from hcp with meth
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      10-08-2021, 01:15 PM   #5
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Noelle Performance Provides 850hp and 740lbs - 1000NM (On 93 Octane)
Do you think that is bad for the rods??
and has 50k mile 5 year warrantee

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      10-08-2021, 01:18 PM   #6
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A tune from Noelle Performance gives 850HP and 740LBS -1000NM
Do you think I did my "Research" or should I do more
PS:Tune has 5 year 50k mile Warranty
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      10-08-2021, 01:24 PM   #7
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A tune from Noelle Performance gives 850HP and 740LBS -1000NM
Do you think I did my "Research" or should I do more
PS:Tune has 5 year 50k mile Warranty
no you have not lol. noelle is a scam there is multiple threads 0 dynos 0 draggy runs the hp claims are bs and whoever has got this tune has shot them selves in the foot and they say it feels like stock hp lol
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      10-08-2021, 01:34 PM   #8
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A tune from Noelle Performance gives 850HP and 740LBS -1000NM
Do you think I did my "Research" or should I do more
PS:Tune has 5 year 50k mile Warranty
No, you did not do your research or you would not have even mentioned using a Noelle tune. If you want stock performance, it is probably fine and your wallet will be a little lighter so maybe you would go a little faster.
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      10-08-2021, 01:36 PM   #9
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No, you did not do your research or you would not have even mentioned using a Noelle tune. If you want stock performance, it is probably fine and your wallet will be a little lighter so maybe you would go a little faster.
lmaoooooooooooooooo the weight he loses of the wallet will be immaculate
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      10-09-2021, 02:24 AM   #11
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No, you did not do your research or you would not have even mentioned using a Noelle tune. If you want stock performance, it is probably fine and your wallet will be a little lighter so maybe you would go a little faster.
Goddamn it, I just cant find a tune like the one that I want in that case
I can find some like it but they all Russian and provide over 1000NM of Torque which is putting the rods at the limit, The only reason I want a crazy fast tune is so I can beat my Uncles 911 Turbo S in a Drag race (They do 10.2 1/4 mile)

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      10-09-2021, 04:12 AM   #12
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800ftlbs at the crank is what Steve Dinan said.
Thats 1085 NM do u think I can run 1150NM without rod problems in the future ??
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Thats 1085 NM do u think I can run 1150NM without rod problems in the future ??
Of course not the one and only way you can get to 10.0 quarter is e30 fuel plus meth plus custum tune with hcp on downpipes than you can probably finally hit your mark
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      10-09-2021, 07:10 AM   #14
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Thats 1085 NM do u think I can run 1150NM without rod problems in the future ??
You ask essentially the same question over and over. There is no simple and safe path to being one of the fastest F90 M5 in the world. If Dinan says 1085 NM is safe, you want to run 1150 NM…. Take the risk, push the limits, and build the motor when you blow it up.

I do think the odds are better when you are trying to push the limits if you use a comprehensive package of mods like Carbahn sells or that you can assemble yourself. Bradford65 and others have recently written about this. Do what you can to reduce restrictions getting air in, reduce restrictions getting air out, to cool the boosted air, to make the turbos more efficient, to make the transmission shift better, to tune the engine, and to cool the engine that now has 20% more thermal load, and to log so you can monitor everything.

This might mean cold air intake and inlet pipes, catless downpipes, bigger intercoolers and water/meth injection, turbo blanket, transmission tune, one of the best engine tunes (not off the shelf), cooler thermostat and perhaps fan control, octane enhancement whether E85 or race gas or meth injection, a logging device and meth controller, etc. You will also want lighter and wider wheels and stickier tires because you will have wheel spin with this sort of power.

Speed costs money.
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Goddamn it, I just cant find a tune like the one that I want in that case
I can find some like it but they all Russian and provide over 1000NM of Torque which is putting the rods at the limit, The only reason I want a crazy fast tune is so I can beat my Uncles 911 Turbo S in a Drag race (They do 10.2 1/4 mile)
If he has a 2022 911 turbo s, you aren't beating it not matter how you tune it. Outside of a couple of million dollar hypercars, the only other civilized price range car that beats a 911 is a plaid.

And just to quantify this a bit, I mean you will need d a modified motor or turbos along with meth to do it. At which point you aren't really a stock m5. No tune on its own will get you there.

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do yourself a favor and a buy a turbo s and mod it if you want to beat him
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      10-09-2021, 09:53 PM   #17
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Shit after reading about this 911 I might sell the m5! Looks deadly
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Shit after reading about this 911 I might sell the m5! Looks deadly
Honestly I wanted the 992 turbo s but couldn’t get an allocation for this year and didn’t feel like waiting a year for a car… it truly is a beast!
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      10-09-2021, 11:09 PM   #19
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Shit after reading about this 911 I might sell the m5! Looks deadly
More than deadly man my M5 Comp Is fast comparing it to the 911 Turbo S makes it seem slow, its a rocket ship
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If he has a 2022 911 turbo s, you aren't beating it not matter how you tune it. Outside of a couple of million dollar hypercars, the only other civilized price range car that beats a 911 is a plaid.

And just to quantify this a bit, I mean you will need d a modified motor or turbos along with meth to do it. At which point you aren't really a stock m5. No tune on its own will get you there.
Well I found a Custom tune by HCP gives 830HP 1005 NM,
Obviously u will need a good launch then I think I have a chance, other than that tune though 911 Turbo S's are just the kings of the 1/4 no doubt
Btw He has a 2018 turbo s

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Not even the new 911… boringggg
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      10-11-2021, 01:47 AM   #22
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Not even the new 911… boringggg
Boring?? 10.2 1/4 stock aight bud
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