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      01-26-2020, 07:34 PM   #67
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Quick update... OP here :

Got the dragy, hooked it up & tested it, got up early at 5am this morning (Saturday) to get empty southbound highway (Boston is a nightmare for traffic) with increased temperature of 40F (its been freezing) and DAMMIT the road was damp and I was constantly slipping. 11.5 sec 1/4-mi with a 1±second slip & lurch. Looks hopeful for low 10's, but can't do runs today. Crap!

Give me a day or so and I'll get DRAGY SCREEN SHOTS of the NOELLE TUNE, for better or for worse, in hand cuffs or not, and put this subject to bed with real data.

After the explosion of (justified) comments and hilarious savagery in this post, I'm HELL BENT on getting this done for you and for me.

STAND BY!
I'M ON IT!
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Noelle could claim they are using the 1ft rollout which is about 2 tenths, and may be why they try to claim a 2.3
i'm sure they will claim the 1-ft roll out since that is how magazines and car shows time 0-60. in which case his car may be in the 2.5 range with 1ft roll out.
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if it records a 0-60 of less than 2.5s and a quarter mile time of 10.3 or less, i'm gonna get me one of those Noelle tunes. the suspense is killing me!
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if it records a 0-60 of less than 2.5s and a quarter mile time of 10.3 or less, i'm gonna get me one of those Noelle tunes. the suspense is killing me!
There is about a -80% chance of either of those things happening.
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These Noelle threads are like the Breakfast Club scene where Michael Anthony Hall claims he laid lots of girls, in the Niagara Falls area.
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These Noelle threads are like the Breakfast Club scene where Michael Anthony Hall claims he laid lots of girls, in the Niagara Falls area.
Curious how many here have seen breakfast club .. awesome scene and amazing memory.
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Curious how many here have seen breakfast club .. awesome scene and amazing memory.
Oh yea, more than a few times. Classic!
Was right up there with Fast Times.
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These Noelle threads are like the Breakfast Club scene where Michael Anthony Hall claims he laid lots of girls, in the Niagara Falls area.

Funny.

Damn wheels spinning with the Niagara-like cold here in Boston the few times I've tried,... so right now, so far,... I'm definitely Anthony Michael Hall.

Just wait, dang it!

We'll have another 50-F DRY day very soon and I'm all over it!

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Curious how many here have seen breakfast club .. awesome scene and amazing memory.
Oh yea, more than a few times. Classic!
Was right up there with Fast Times.
Spicoli's the man ...
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soo... is this tune mickey mouse or not
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I mean it's not his job to go do testing, I get that, but he did use his first post to brag about noelle. This seems to be a trend in a way. I get it's hard to go do runs if your busy. I just feel like this thread is on trend with the others, but would also feel bad if the OP was just genuinely happy to talk about his tune.
Just it being his first post keeps ringing in my head.
Oh one day someone will put something up on YouTube blasting or solidifying this brand of tune.
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I mean it's not his job to go do testing, I get that, but he did use his first post to brag about noelle. This seems to be a trend in a way. I get it's hard to go do runs if your busy. I just feel like this thread is on trend with the others, but would also feel bad if the OP was just genuinely happy to talk about his tune.
Just it being his first post keeps ringing in my head.
Oh one day someone will put something up on YouTube blasting or solidifying this brand of tune.
I can't speak for everyone else but I have no issues with the OP of this thread or the state of play here--as you say, it can take a while when you live with miserable weather to obtain data... assuming you even care to in the first place.

Progress here is fine by me. My disdain is focused squarely on 'btbossman' (ughhhl, I feel like I need a shower having typed that) because, that thread, well, that's a different story.
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let's see this car line up with someone. or roll race.
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let's see this car line up with someone. or roll race.
Time to go get the keys for the F90 !!! Oh man, I would love to see rolling shots of that green in motion...

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There is about a -80% chance of either of those things happening.
you're right! lets change this to 0 to 60 in 2.5x and 1/4 mile in 10.5x

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you're right! lets change this to 0 to 60 in 2.5x and 1/4 mile in 10.5x

soon we're gonna need dragy video too, as proof its this car.
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just remember one of the guys behind this Noelle company went bankrupt apparently AND was investigated by the feds for trying to sell "moon rocks" WTF!!

https://www.nytimes.com/1998/11/13/n...moon-rock.html

id never believe anything from this outfit
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I can't speak for everyone else but I have no issues with the OP of this thread or the state of play here--as you say, it can take a while when you live with miserable weather to obtain data... assuming you even care to in the first place.

Progress here is fine by me. My disdain is focused squarely on 'btbossman' (ughhhl, I feel like I need a shower having typed that) because, that thread, well, that's a different story.
God it’s funny how seriously you take internet banter.

I’m sure OP will deliver. Whenever he chooses, or is able.

The Tune is absolutely no joke, on the M2c for sure.
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I can't speak for everyone else but I have no issues with the OP of this thread or the state of play here--as you say, it can take a while when you live with miserable weather to obtain data... assuming you even care to in the first place.

Progress here is fine by me. My disdain is focused squarely on 'btbossman' (ughhhl, I feel like I need a shower having typed that) because, that thread, well, that's a different story.
God it's funny how seriously you take internet banter.

I'm sure OP will deliver. Whenever he chooses, or is able.

The Tune is absolutely no joke, on the M2c for sure.
Don't ruin this thread. Butt out. You're not welcome. I imagine you've heard this a lot.

// EDIT: almost forgot: juvenile; liar...
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I can't speak for everyone else but I have no issues with the OP of this thread or the state of play here--as you say, it can take a while when you live with miserable weather to obtain data... assuming you even care to in the first place.

Progress here is fine by me. My disdain is focused squarely on 'btbossman' (ughhhl, I feel like I need a shower having typed that) because, that thread, well, that's a different story.
God it's funny how seriously you take internet banter.

I'm sure OP will deliver. Whenever he chooses, or is able.

The Tune is absolutely no joke, on the M2c for sure.
Did you get the tires yet for the 60-130 runs?
Really wanting to see the effect of this tune. I've spoken to them at noelle but there is nothing but people saying this or that and there is ZERO, absolute ZERO in terms of actual results. Nothing on YouTube, dragy or any reports of track slips. You have to understand why no one wants to hear about this anymore. We've heard non stop, we want to see...
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Did you get the tires yet for the 60-130 runs?
Really wanting to see the effect of this tune. I've spoken to them at noelle but there is nothing but people saying this or that and there is ZERO, absolute ZERO in terms of actual results. Nothing on YouTube, dragy or any reports of track slips. You have to understand why no one wants to hear about this anymore. We've heard non stop, we want to see...
I got tires because I had a flat a month ago and was on 3 mps tires and 1 Pirelli while doing the initial dragy pulls lol

They also did slightly improve times across the entire spectrum.

I’ll bow out now don’t want to disrespect the op.
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