New M5 World Records!!

limeypride · 02-07-2020, 09:04 PM

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We have to do something about his ego here, this is going to get out of hand quickly. Allow me. Dear, Mike:

1. You're old.
2. You're fat.
3. Your wife told me you were never very good looking even when you were young.
4. Your kids don't like you.
5. A Noelle-tuned M2 is faster than that Sonic the Hedgehog thing you call an M5.

... and the only one he's remotely offended by is number five.

You're welcome; always here to help.

I crack me up.

hardy har har har... You're so simple minded. Everything is ones and zeros for you. One might think you're a programmer.. oh wait, you are! lol

Who knows what my wife thinks. I try not to talk to her. One of my kids seems to dislike me, I'm getting old"er" but not fat. Well, maybe a little in the belly..haha 210lbs of muscle buddy!

And if a Noelle tuned anything ever beats me I'll sell my car and ride Shoei's scooter. (Yes, even on rainy days and sometimes with him on the back)

lol... and guilty as charged.

Just know shoei's gonna want to ride it with you every single time. Just sayin'

Don't be like Noelle employees and project... You LOVE riding on the moped, don't play games now...

The only shoei I ever used with 2-wheeled vehicles was this one:

shoei · 02-07-2020, 09:25 PM

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We have to do something about his ego here, this is going to get out of hand quickly. Allow me. Dear, Mike:

1. You're old.
2. You're fat.
3. Your wife told me you were never very good looking even when you were young.
4. Your kids don't like you.
5. A Noelle-tuned M2 is faster than that Sonic the Hedgehog thing you call an M5.

... and the only one he's remotely offended by is number five.

You're welcome; always here to help.

I crack me up.

hardy har har har... You're so simple minded. Everything is ones and zeros for you. One might think you're a programmer.. oh wait, you are! lol

Who knows what my wife thinks. I try not to talk to her. One of my kids seems to dislike me, I'm getting old"er" but not fat. Well, maybe a little in the belly..haha 210lbs of muscle buddy!

And if a Noelle tuned anything ever beats me I'll sell my car and ride Shoei's scooter. (Yes, even on rainy days and sometimes with him on the back)

lol... and guilty as charged.

Just know shoei's gonna want to ride it with you every single time. Just sayin'

Don't be like Noelle employees and project... You LOVE riding on the moped, don't play games now...

The only shoei I ever used with 2-wheeled vehicles was this one:

That's not what you told me last night!!!

limeypride · 02-07-2020, 09:47 PM

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We have to do something about his ego here, this is going to get out of hand quickly. Allow me. Dear, Mike:

1. You're old.
2. You're fat.
3. Your wife told me you were never very good looking even when you were young.
4. Your kids don't like you.
5. A Noelle-tuned M2 is faster than that Sonic the Hedgehog thing you call an M5.

... and the only one he's remotely offended by is number five.

You're welcome; always here to help.

I crack me up.

hardy har har har... You're so simple minded. Everything is ones and zeros for you. One might think you're a programmer.. oh wait, you are! lol

Who knows what my wife thinks. I try not to talk to her. One of my kids seems to dislike me, I'm getting old"er" but not fat. Well, maybe a little in the belly..haha 210lbs of muscle buddy!

And if a Noelle tuned anything ever beats me I'll sell my car and ride Shoei's scooter. (Yes, even on rainy days and sometimes with him on the back)

lol... and guilty as charged.

Just know shoei's gonna want to ride it with you every single time. Just sayin'

Don't be like Noelle employees and project... You LOVE riding on the moped, don't play games now...

The only shoei I ever used with 2-wheeled vehicles was this one:

That's not what you told me last night!!!

I can prove I wasn't there. Ask HT's... nope, nope—I think my earlier post has changed the tone/subject of the thread a taaaad too much.

Note to self: that's an example of 'too much!'

bm5bullit · 02-09-2020, 12:24 PM

OP - getting back to the setting up o your tune - did you have any input for the tuner as to what your likes and dislikes needed to be. I ask this because of three different tunes on my F10 which sounds like the final tune that I really liked. I took the edge off the tune thru 2300-2500 rpm and went to full on after that. This definitely was designed to take the stress off the driveline out-of-the-hole but was bonkers after that.

Hockeytyme · 02-09-2020, 12:49 PM

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OP - getting back to the setting up o your tune - did you have any input for the tuner as to what your likes and dislikes needed to be. I ask this because of three different tunes on my F10 which sounds like the final tune that I really liked. I took the edge off the tune thru 2300-2500 rpm and went to full on after that. This definitely was designed to take the stress off the driveline out-of-the-hole but was bonkers after that.

DME's tunes worked but needed time to adapt to the car. We did a lot of logging and testing because the 2020's are a tad different.

Mo is awesome and I'm sure he'll work with you to make a tune the way you want it.

bm5bullit · 02-09-2020, 07:13 PM

Awesome. I plan to speak to him soon about it but I was still adding other mods to my car. Plan to get the meth kit (please send me a link or the name of the kit), JB4 and other mods.

Hockeytyme · 02-09-2020, 07:29 PM

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Awesome. I plan to speak to him soon about it but I was still adding other mods to my car. Plan to get the meth kit (please send me a link or the name of the kit), JB4 and other mods.

Your current intake and exhaust is fine. I'm using Keller Downpipes and you really don't need meth tbh. I didn't notice any difference really and already ran 10.05 without it on JB4. I think the extra time I got was from the tune. The Meth seemed to help a bit with timing and as a fuel additive. Almost like adding boostane but without the downsides of a booster. The meth isn't cooling like I had hoped. It's most likely because I'm spraying before the intercoolers and they are buffering the temps. (keep in mind, I'm a professional..ahaha actually, I think my car is a bit of Unicorn as well)

I'm using Weistec's meth kit but the JB4 FSB controller since I already had a JB4. If not you can use the Weistec controller.

Speak with Anthony at Weistec ayoohanna@weistec.com
https://www.weistec.com/water-methan...-m177-e63.html

For DME you can contact Mo mr@dmetuning.com

bm5bullit · 02-09-2020, 09:22 PM

Really appreciate your insight. I will make sure to use the Weistec setup when I pull the trigger. Is it a new item? Couldn't find it on their website.

Hockeytyme · 02-09-2020, 09:36 PM

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Really appreciate your insight. I will make sure to use the Weistec setup when I pull the trigger. Is it a new item? Couldn't find it on their website.

Mine was the first one they have done on the F90. They will probably update their website soon as they shot a bunch of pictures and such.

It's the same system they use on all their cars and the couplers are from the F10

Justin.AutoTalent · 02-10-2020, 10:24 PM

I'm surprised this isn't front page

Neptune7 · 02-10-2020, 10:39 PM

Is there a difference in performance between AWD and AWD Sport?

Hockeytyme · 02-10-2020, 10:40 PM

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I'm surprised this isn't front page

The thread is kind of quirky.. haha The new record actually happened on the 3rd page (day after the original post).

Eurohorses · 02-14-2020, 02:31 PM

And this car is running on 21" wheels! Monster M5!!! Congrats brotha

limeypride · 02-14-2020, 04:00 PM

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And this car is running on 21" wheels! Monster M5!!! Congrats brotha

It is indeed but they're also light wheels + he has carbon ceramic brakes. I'd love to know what impact these things have (including the absence of a sunroof compared to say my car) but that's likely never going to happen.

Nonetheless, this is the fastest sedan I've ever heard of.

r33_RGSport · 02-14-2020, 08:22 PM

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And this car is running on 21" wheels! Monster M5!!! Congrats brotha

It is indeed but they're also light wheels + he has carbon ceramic brakes. I'd love to know what impact these things have (including the absence of a sunroof compared to say my car) but that's likely never going to happen.

Nonetheless, this is the fastest sedan I've ever heard of.

Not what this guy claimed.
Just saw him on the freeway today, and just gotta take the picture.

gpdriver17 · 02-14-2020, 11:55 PM

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And this car is running on 21" wheels! Monster M5!!! Congrats brotha

It is indeed but they're also light wheels + he has carbon ceramic brakes. I'd love to know what impact these things have (including the absence of a sunroof compared to say my car) but that's likely never going to happen.

Nonetheless, this is the fastest sedan I've ever heard of.

Not what this guy claimed.
Just saw him on the freeway today, and just gotta take the picture.

The difference is, the M5 is a 9 second car on the street. That's probably an 11 second car on the street...

r33_RGSport · 02-15-2020, 10:01 AM

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The difference is, the M5 is a 9 second car on the street. That's probably an 11 second car on the street...

Maybe he is using Noelle Tune?

Hockeytyme · 02-15-2020, 01:19 PM

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Maybe he is using Noelle Tune?

ResidualJinx · 02-16-2020, 12:45 AM

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And this car is running on 21" wheels! Monster M5!!! Congrats brotha

It is indeed but they're also light wheels + he has carbon ceramic brakes. I'd love to know what impact these things have (including the absence of a sunroof compared to say my car) but that's likely never going to happen.

Nonetheless, this is the fastest sedan I've ever heard of.

Not what this guy claimed.
Just saw him on the freeway today, and just gotta take the picture.

The difference is, the M5 is a 9 second car on the street. That's probably an 11 second car on the street...

I would hate to race his tuned/pulleyed Hellcat vs our M5 from ANYTHING but a dig. 30-100 roll his 900+ HP will prob eat our M5s alive. Well maybe not HTs M5 but he's riding a unicorn lol.

Take him to some twistes and that's a whole different story.

gpdriver17 · 02-16-2020, 11:31 AM

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I would hate to race his tuned/pulleyed Hellcat vs our M5 from ANYTHING but a dig. 30-100 roll his 900+ HP will prob eat our M5s alive. Well maybe not HTs M5 but he's riding a unicorn lol.

Take him to some twistes and that's a whole different story.

I'm not sure how they hook up, but in RWD mode my car will spin pretty much all the way through third gear (to 75-80mph) with cold tires. I imagine they would be the same or maybe even worse since they're heavier and more powerful.

Hockeytyme · 02-16-2020, 11:59 AM

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I would hate to race his tuned/pulleyed Hellcat vs our M5 from ANYTHING but a dig. 30-100 roll his 900+ HP will prob eat our M5s alive. Well maybe not HTs M5 but he's riding a unicorn lol.

Take him to some twistes and that's a whole different story.

They need more of like a 60+ pull on street tires. Even third gear will just spin. From a dig they need some r888 or drag radials of some sort and a full burnout and prepped track. Really hard for them to get a 9. Everything has to line up perfectly.

Nice thing about these M5, heavier and all. They can run low 10's all day any day on any surface.

ResidualJinx · 02-16-2020, 01:29 PM

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I would hate to race his tuned/pulleyed Hellcat vs our M5 from ANYTHING but a dig. 30-100 roll his 900+ HP will prob eat our M5s alive. Well maybe not HTs M5 but he's riding a unicorn lol.

Take him to some twistes and that's a whole different story.

They need more of like a 60+ pull on street tires. Even third gear will just spin. From a dig they need some r888 or drag radials of some sort and a full burnout and prepped track. Really hard for them to get a 9. Everything has to line up perfectly.

Nice thing about these M5, heavier and all. They can run low 10's all day any day on any surface.

Would drag radials do anything for our cars? Or does the all wheel drive completely negate their benefit.

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bm5bullit Captain 239 Rep 978 Posts Drives: 2021 BMW M340i Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	OP - getting back to the setting up o your tune - did you have any input for the tuner as to what your likes and dislikes needed to be. I ask this because of three different tunes on my F10 which sounds like the final tune that I really liked. I took the edge off the tune thru 2300-2500 rpm and went to full on after that. This definitely was designed to take the stress off the driveline out-of-the-hole but was bonkers after that. __________________ 2021 M340i 2020 X3 M40i - her car 2019 M5, AW, DP's, MSR CAI, BM3, SOLD 2020 Chev. ZR2 Bison truck, Daily Driver
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bm5bullit Captain 239 Rep 978 Posts Drives: 2021 BMW M340i Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Awesome. I plan to speak to him soon about it but I was still adding other mods to my car. Plan to get the meth kit (please send me a link or the name of the kit), JB4 and other mods. __________________ 2021 M340i 2020 X3 M40i - her car 2019 M5, AW, DP's, MSR CAI, BM3, SOLD 2020 Chev. ZR2 Bison truck, Daily Driver
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bm5bullit Captain 239 Rep 978 Posts Drives: 2021 BMW M340i Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Really appreciate your insight. I will make sure to use the Weistec setup when I pull the trigger. Is it a new item? Couldn't find it on their website. __________________ 2021 M340i 2020 X3 M40i - her car 2019 M5, AW, DP's, MSR CAI, BM3, SOLD 2020 Chev. ZR2 Bison truck, Daily Driver
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Eurohorses Captain 503 Rep 739 Posts Drives: 23 Jahre G80 M3 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Miami Beach iTrader: (4)	And this car is running on 21" wheels! Monster M5!!! Congrats brotha __________________ IG Page: @bo_buttaa
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