02-07-2020, 12:31 PM | #177 |
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if you dyno test our tune your transmission will self destruct and you will not get a free bulletproof M8 transmission
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You should make them dyno it but then oops you would lose your warranty. This is a scam. When I talked to them months ago, they said they could provide no dyno run data cuz they couldn't duplicate the 200 mph wind needed to make a dyno run accurate or some such bullshit. Same as letter here..... View post on imgur.com Then they had some shady sounding idiot call me back 2 more times trying to set up some business. I am sure we will start to hear how they suckered people in, took their money and blew up their motors with this fake warranty tune.Run, don't walk, away from this bullshit artist. |
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02-14-2020, 11:57 AM | #182 |
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02-14-2020, 06:15 PM | #183 |
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Get your money back and go with a known tuner. Seriously man
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Figured a year is plenty of time to check in on track or draggy times
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06-11-2021, 07:31 PM | #188 |
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Worst thread ever .. not sure how this thing still has legs.
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So no updates still? It's rather comical I have a local shop here where I am at; the shop owner swears up and down that his noelle tune is far more superior than my tune with DME Tuning... But he still have yet to run me at the track.
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No Noelle results in 9 pages. If you want results, use a different tuner. You can find Boot-mod results, Race Chip results, JB4 results, RK Tune results, DME tuning results, Evolve results.
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08-13-2021, 09:21 AM | #196 |
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Thank you, you help save me time lol. I picked a directly for tuning and went with BM3 as well as posted some results. Strange how there is such a long thread with out much results.
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08-13-2021, 09:29 AM | #197 |
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Probably a few people did buy and test but were too embarrassed to post the results. That is the general consensus about Noelle — poor results.
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08-15-2021, 08:38 AM | #198 |
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The TL;DR:
- guy posts about getting Noelle tune with some crazy numbers that are insanely fast but also obviously impossible and make no sense - it's revealed OP was using an hour glass to measure the times and orders a Dragy - OP actually posts Dragy times. He's got favorable DA and is on a downward slope yet his new times are almost identical to what many people post stock without any tune. - some random dude from other Noelles threads shows up saying positive things and digital fisticuffs between him and other members are almost thrown but cooler heads prevail. - OP says a bunch of weird stuff about BMW errors and the Noelle tune not taking properly. Also some comments about tire pressure. Maybe OP had two spare tires on the rears instead of normal wheels. It's unclear. - OP "promises" to post soon after he goes to BMW to get his car fixed. That was 1.5 years ago.. Some say the OPs car is still in the shop till this day.
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