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      11-03-2020, 11:52 AM   #52339
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and the second wife's inability to successfully felate come to mind.
Perhaps the two of you have different definitions of "success" when it comes to that activity. I good felationship counselor might help straighten things out, so to speak, and get you a better out-come...
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This is an interesting typo, because either the f is correct and we are just missing one l, in which case, more juicy details are required, or, the f is supposed to be an r, and it is less interesting but certainly understandable.
Nice catch. The f is correct and I was indeed missing an l. Yes, juicy details were missing, thus the lack of success on...well, both sides.

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Perhaps the two of you have different definitions of "success" when it comes to that activity. I good felationship counselor might help straighten things out, so to speak, and get you a better out-come...
A fellationship counselor.....well done sir. Keeping that one! Your other puns did not go without notice.
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No just want house to be little more of a challenge to mess with
Rottweiler? Doberman?
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Rottweiler? Doberman?
Both. Have their vocal cords removed and chain 2 or 3 of them to the inside door knobs at each entrance. Think of them as concierges to hell, for the Diamond rewards members.
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Into a math exam the question was like 'Tim whacks a ball 30 meters away. Robin drops 6 meters shorter. How many meters had Robin achieved?'
So she wroted 'Robin threw 6 meters shorter than Tim'
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me: Boss, it snowed yesterday! when will you order our winter gear? winter is here!
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      11-28-2020, 07:38 PM   #52352
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me: Boss, it snowed yesterday! when will you order our winter gear? winter is here!
BOSS: what does snow have to do with winter gear?


Snow??

Winter??

Is this like that whole rain thing?
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      12-27-2020, 04:38 PM   #52353
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So my Audi started shaking and feeling like it was misfiring all of a sudden one afternoon - tried to limp it to the dealer but died completely halfway there, so had to tow it the rest of the way.

Dealer says the turbos are cooked (twin turbo v8), I've been out of warranty for about 6 months now, so technically I'm on the hook and the dealer wants $16K to repair.

So right now I'm trying for a goodwill repair by Audi since it is so close to warranty expiration - we'll see. Not a bill I particularly wish to foot.

Sadly, my research prior to buying this car indicated this could be a problem - some owners were experiencing blown turbos and some were fine - those that blew the turbos all said it was due to a clogged filter in the oil line feeding the turbos, but it wasn't yet common enough for Audi to do a recall.

So I knew this going into it, but took a gamble hoping I wouldn't be one of the ones affected...but I was. That said, I'd do it again, because the cost to change out the filter would have been about $2-3K (primarily all labour, filter is super cheap) because they have to rip everything apart to get to the filter. And that would be out of pocket, without knowing if I would even be one of the ones with a problematic filter.

Fingers crossed Audi covers this!
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The Hoonicorn smoked that thing. DONK is THE WORST modding fad ever created...period
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Dealer says the turbos are cooked (twin turbo v8), I've been out of warranty for about 6 months now, so technically I'm on the hook and the dealer wants $16K to repair.
Dang man, that hurts in the morning!
If got the experience with worn out warranties that when your checks are over the years are flawless and everytime on time, the grace period would be given, but prepared for a share of the entire price. Well, but thats beyond 16k. Good luck.
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So my Audi started shaking and feeling like it was misfiring all of a sudden one afternoon - tried to limp it to the dealer but died completely halfway there, so had to tow it the rest of the way.

Dealer says the turbos are cooked (twin turbo v8), I've been out of warranty for about 6 months now, so technically I'm on the hook and the dealer wants $16K to repair.

So right now I'm trying for a goodwill repair by Audi since it is so close to warranty expiration - we'll see. Not a bill I particularly wish to foot.

Sadly, my research prior to buying this car indicated this could be a problem - some owners were experiencing blown turbos and some were fine - those that blew the turbos all said it was due to a clogged filter in the oil line feeding the turbos, but it wasn't yet common enough for Audi to do a recall.

So I knew this going into it, but took a gamble hoping I wouldn't be one of the ones affected...but I was. That said, I'd do it again, because the cost to change out the filter would have been about $2-3K (primarily all labour, filter is super cheap) because they have to rip everything apart to get to the filter. And that would be out of pocket, without knowing if I would even be one of the ones with a problematic filter.

Fingers crossed Audi covers this!
Sorry to hear man! I know you were pumped about getting that car. Hell, I was stoked for you! Keep us posted. Curious as to how Audi handles this.

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So my Audi started shaking and feeling like it was misfiring all of a sudden one afternoon - tried to limp it to the dealer but died completely halfway there, so had to tow it the rest of the way.

Dealer says the turbos are cooked (twin turbo v8), I've been out of warranty for about 6 months now, so technically I'm on the hook and the dealer wants $16K to repair.

So right now I'm trying for a goodwill repair by Audi since it is so close to warranty expiration - we'll see. Not a bill I particularly wish to foot.

Sadly, my research prior to buying this car indicated this could be a problem - some owners were experiencing blown turbos and some were fine - those that blew the turbos all said it was due to a clogged filter in the oil line feeding the turbos, but it wasn't yet common enough for Audi to do a recall.

So I knew this going into it, but took a gamble hoping I wouldn't be one of the ones affected...but I was. That said, I'd do it again, because the cost to change out the filter would have been about $2-3K (primarily all labour, filter is super cheap) because they have to rip everything apart to get to the filter. And that would be out of pocket, without knowing if I would even be one of the ones with a problematic filter.

Fingers crossed Audi covers this!
im sure Audi will do right thing if they want to keep customer.
what if you purchase extended warranty to cover turbos, im sure its alot cheaper then coughing up $16k
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Dang man, that hurts in the morning!
If got the experience with worn out warranties that when your checks are over the years are flawless and everytime on time, the grace period would be given, but prepared for a share of the entire price. Well, but thats beyond 16k. Good luck.
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Sorry to hear man! I know you were pumped about getting that car. Hell, I was stoked for you! Keep us posted. Curious as to how Audi handles this.



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im sure Audi will do right thing if they want to keep customer.
what if you purchase extended warranty to cover turbos, im sure its alot cheaper then coughing up $16k
Well I don't think I can purchase an extended warranty any longer but right now the car is leased - I could buy it out in November if I wanted to I suppose.

So the dealer called me back, the service advisor submitted the request using discounted pricing for me and was able to get Audi to cover a little more than half...but I'll still be out $5,800 at the end of the day.

Certainly way better than where I started, but I called Audi Canada myself now to see if I can get anymore. Worth a shot - they basically flat out denied me on the phone initially, but after a little wheedling, mainly probably just to be able to hang up on me, they agreed to look into it a little more and get back to me Monday, meanwhile saying they likely wouldn't change their mind.

We'll see, at least I tried.
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Well, 5800 CAD are still a bunch to earn first but much more better than 16k.
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