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09-11-2019, 03:59 PM | #23 | ||
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Take a dump at the business office where I work? Sure. If I worked construction and there was a honeybucket? I think I might rather shit my pants. |
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09-11-2019, 04:38 PM | #26 |
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what else could you do when the morning caffeine hits?
Luckily we have a big bathroom back in the attached warehouse, and 2 single bathrooms up in our offices. They just added Mens and Womens signs a few months ago, but we still use both as needed for the most part. Luckily they supply decent paper and lots of air freshener. |
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09-11-2019, 04:57 PM | #27 |
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I can shit almost anywhere, I feel for people that have hang ups about it. Why not get paid to shit at work?
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I generally try not to, but sometimes it just has to be done.
In fact just today I laid down a serious turd at work, might have even been the biggest of my life. I was tempted to reach down into the water and pull it out like a trophy fish and take a selfie with it. Good thing I took care of that at work because there's no way that thing was going down my "high efficiency" crapper at home! |
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I routinely rate golf clubs on the "TP" factor - how good the toilet paper is in the locker room. You can tell a lot about an establishment by the toilet paper they put in their facilities.
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09-11-2019, 06:09 PM | #31 |
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hell yeah. pooping at work for 10minutes a day every day is about a weeks worth of work at the end of the year.
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I went through four years of high school, and never once set foot in the boy's room.
In my 34 years of working at the same employer, I can count the number of times that I've dropped a deuce at work on one hand...and most of them dropped themselves as, um, soft-serve. I have the mighty Ferguson of toilets at home, and it can flush 36 golf balls in a 1.6 gallon ba-woooosh. Why would I ever want to take a dump anyplace else?????
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for me, it's the upper floors.
not only they are cleaner, but the floors with grad students gets very minimal traffic so i can let it rip as hard as i want it and it's pretty great there's actually a website on where to take good shits on campus |
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09-11-2019, 08:13 PM | #36 |
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Anyone experience that weird showdown at high noon on the OK Corral where you try to see if the person in the stall next to you leaves before you do? Especially if they were there before you came in?
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every. fookin. day.
usually about 915 - 930 as i'm about half way through my second cup of coffee.
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My company has a co-ed bathroom. One door to get in that opens up into the bathroom suite with 3 sinks and 6 individual stalls, each with a full on door and walls like your bathroom at home. Not that public restroom bullshit where the walls and doors dont go to the ceiling or floor. 1 urinal stall, 2 "mens" stalls, 2 "womens" stalls, and a single co-ed handicap stall.
I'm naturally a pretty gassy guy and since I have an office that people are in and out of all day i cant really be ripping off farts at my desk and hot boxing myself in my own office. So I save 'em up throughout the day. I'll wander into the restroom around 2~ish and grab that big roomy handicap stall. There's usually a chick in the stall next to it. I love sitting in there and firing off the loudest, wettest, nastiest farts and listening for the "gasp" from the chick in the next stall over. Then it's a game of chicken. Do I flush and get out quick, in hopes that I'm outta there before they leave the stall and discover who the farter is? Of do I wait them out and have them leave first, then risk them seeing me come out of the bathroom and ID'ing me? been there 7 years and havent been caught yet! Only a matter of time I suppose. I guess it's the little things in life that bring me happiness.... |
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I work on the road, so I avoid shitting as much as possible. If I do have to shit, I usually try and find the best car dealership I can. They usually have clean bathrooms.
One thing I absolutely love is how Starbucks changed their policy on people using their bathrooms. Ever since they tried to kick out a black guy, the employees aren't allowed to question anyone coming in and using the bathrooms without buying something. I used to buy a small drip coffee; now I take a wizz without guilt.
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The whole 'getting paid to drop a deuce' reason is the best one to schedule your shits at work. Take a 15-minute dump at work every day, and that's like 7 extra PTO days a year!
On the other hand, the biggest problem is when your stalls aren't equipped with sinks and you can't properly clean yourself. One of the most low-key terrible things about American culture is that we somehow accept that taking a dry tissue and just spreading your leftover shit a little bit around your ass is good hygiene... |
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