[M5-Dubai]

I have been looking for a tune that can give my M5 comp 10.0 seconds 1/4 mile time with Stock fuel (91,91,93) Octane, but nothing with 900+ Torque because we all know BMW puts kinda weak Rods into there Engines. If you have any ideas it would be appreciated

[brad65ford]

seriously, just a tune and 93 octane fuel to run a 10.0..... ok... best of luck.

[AngryInch]

Not possible. 4300lbs doing a 10.0 is 1000hp or so at the crank. You’ll need e40 or race gas to handle that boost and timing.

I think the best guys do on 93-94 pump gas is 10.3-10.5.

[brad65ford]

Originally Posted by AngryInch

Not possible. 4300lbs doing a 10.0 is 1000hp or so at the crank. You’ll need e40 or race gas to handle that boost and timing.

I think the best guys do on 93-94 pump gas is 10.3-10.5.

Well.. we always could remove everything from the car , all seats / dash, speakers / heat liner

[eric97hoh]

Originally Posted by brad65ford

Well.. we always could remove everything from the car , all seats / dash, speakers / heat liner

lmao original post is a funny guy put some nitrous in the car while your at it

[M5-Dubai]

Originally Posted by AngryInch

Not possible. 4300lbs doing a 10.0 is 1000hp or so at the crank. You’ll need e40 or race gas to handle that boost and timing.

I think the best guys do on 93-94 pump gas is 10.3-10.5.

Dme says there stage 2 does 10.1-10.3 on 93 octane and warm tires is that true and what do you think

[AngryInch]

Hmmm what is stage 2, catless DPs? Maybe in amazing negative DA with a newer car that launches hard… most guys under the 10.3 range are running ethanol or race gas.

If you live somewhere with amazing da, maybe.. if not, good luck.. realistically more like a mid 10.. light weight wheels and carbon brakes help too.

[eric97hoh]

Originally Posted by AngryInch

Hmmm what is stage 2, catless DPs? Maybe in amazing negative DA with a newer car that launches hard… most guys under the 10.3 range are running ethanol or race gas.

If you live somewhere with amazing da, maybe.. if not, good luck.. realistically more like a mid 10.. light weight wheels and carbon brakes help too.

spot on assessment

[Blackedm5f90]

Originally Posted by AngryInch

Hmmm what is stage 2, catless DPs? Maybe in amazing negative DA with a newer car that launches hard… most guys under the 10.3 range are running ethanol or race gas.

If you live somewhere with amazing da, maybe.. if not, good luck.. realistically more like a mid 10.. light weight wheels and carbon brakes help too.

Location Dubai = shitty DA all around except maybe between 2 am and 5 local time

[M5-Dubai]

Originally Posted by M5-Dubai

I have been looking for a tune that can give my M5 comp 10.0 seconds 1/4 mile time with Stock fuel (91,91,93) Octane, but nothing with 900+ Torque because we all know BMW puts kinda weak Rods into there Engines. If you have any ideas it would be appreciated

People made fun of me including you, I just found a tune that gives 850 hp and 1000NM and has a 5 year 50,000 mile Warranty, with a good surface and warm tires 10.0s are possible

[eric97hoh]

Originally Posted by M5-Dubai

People made fun of me including you, I just found a tune that gives 850 hp and 1000NM and has a 5 year 50,000 mile Warranty, with a good surface and warm tires 10.0s are possible

good luck my friend you should be in good hands then hopefully in the dubai da 10.0 is possible

[M5-Dubai]

Originally Posted by AngryInch

Not possible. 4300lbs doing a 10.0 is 1000hp or so at the crank. You’ll need e40 or race gas to handle that boost and timing.

I think the best guys do on 93-94 pump gas is 10.3-10.5.

Mate i know a friend that has a tune (800HP,950NM) and he went a 10.16 (On 93),
Noelle Performance tune gives 850hp 1000Nm, Obviously with warm/hot tires it can run 10.1s consistently and even 10.0s easily too

[eric97hoh]

Originally Posted by M5-Dubai

Mate i know a friend that has a tune (800HP,950NM) and he went a 10.16 (On 93),
Noelle Performance tune gives 850hp 1000Nm, Obviously with warm/hot tires it can run 10.1s consistently and even 10.0s easily too

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the mega meme noelle performance the company that claims mega hp but has 0 draggys and or dyno claims hmmmmmmmmmm. biggest scam of them all

https://f90.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...ghlight=noelle

https://f90.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...ghlight=noelle

[pbonsalb]

Originally Posted by M5-Dubai

People made fun of me including you, I just found a tune that gives 850 hp and 1000NM and has a 5 year 50,000 mile Warranty, with a good surface and warm tires 10.0s are possible

They are still making fun of you for considering a Noelle tune. Buy one and post your dragy or dragstrip results. Everyone else who has bought one is too embarrassed.

[eric97hoh]

Originally Posted by pbonsalb

They are still making fun of you for considering a Noelle tune. Buy one and post your dragy or dragstrip results. Everyone else who has bought one is too embarrassed.

some people have claimed it made their stock m5 m5 comps slower

[M5-Dubai]

Originally Posted by eric97hoh

some people have claimed it made their stock m5 m5 comps slower

Yup I did more research ur right, The only way I can find a tune like the one I want is flying over to f'ing Russia apparently

[M5-Dubai]

Originally Posted by eric97hoh

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the mega meme noelle performance the company that claims mega hp but has 0 draggys and or dyno claims hmmmmmmmmmm. biggest scam of them all

https://f90.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...ghlight=noelle

https://f90.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...ghlight=noelle

Yeh I even just figured that if u dyno ur car its voids warrantee, Im starting to lose hope of Finding a tune that gives the stats I want

[eric97hoh]

Originally Posted by M5-Dubai

Yeh I even just figured that if u dyno ur car its voids warrantee, Im starting to lose hope of Finding a tune that gives the stats I want

e30 stage 2 bm3 dme evolve boom

[Blackedm5f90]

Originally Posted by eric97hoh

e30 stage 2 bm3 dme evolve boom

His goal is to beat a 911 turbo s which I doubt he will even with that tune. I could be wrong.

[AngryInch]

3600 lbs car with 750 hp stock..

[M5-Dubai]

Originally Posted by eric97hoh

e30 stage 2 bm3 dme evolve boom

I live in Dubai they don't sell e30 here, unless u wanna get arrested, I did see a HCP Stage 2+ has 825 HP and 1003NM its pushing the Engine but I think with warm tires its very much possible

[FatRear08]

DMETuning has a location in Abu Dhabi. Go there, tune it, drive it…you’ll be happy. They know what they’re doing. Tell them what your looking for and they’ll put you in the right direction.