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      04-13-2016, 10:38 AM   #89
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Used to like Chichen heads when I was a youngster in high school, but that was quite some time ago.
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Used to like Chichen heads when I was a youngster in high school, but that was quite some time ago.
What's are your thoughts on chicken and waffles
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Used to like Chichen heads when I was a youngster in high school, but that was quite some time ago.
What's are your thoughts on chicken and waffles
Not a fan - chicken is not a breakfast food...IMO.
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Used to like Chichen heads when I was a youngster in high school, but that was quite some time ago.
What's are your thoughts on chicken and waffles
To be honest, chicken and waffles seems to be more of a "southern" dish. My family has been in the NYC area since I was 6, so I grew up in a different world compared to most places south of VA, lol.

My extensive experience in the military has exposed me to many cultures however, so I am familiar with many southern hosptalities as well.

So, to answer your question, I an not particularly a fan of chicken and waffles as a Jamaican raised in NY, but I can appreciate many of the guy's love for it depending on where I am stationed at the time...

... especially at 4 am Sunday morning after drinking all Saturday night while chasing ratchet chick's (formally known as chicken heads)
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Not a fan - chicken is not a breakfast food...IMO.
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Protein is a necessity for my conditioning.



It is also a necessity for my blackness.



Chicken = nutrients = conditioning = healthy lifestyle = Verbiage is black.
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Protein is a necessity for my conditioning.



It is also a necessity for my blackness.



Chicken = nutrients = conditioning = healthy lifestyle = Verbiage is black.
This is truth. my staple breakfast is Chicken breast and sometimes I ad a little oatmeal if there is time before I have to report back after morning PT Monday through Friday.

Chicken breast is an excellent source of clean protein after breaking down muscles every morning 5-6 days a week.
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And importantly, do you tip at least 20% to are you a scum of the earth skinflint who doesn't take care of his own!?!

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How good the service is will determine the amount left, however.

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A "hot minute" is much longer than a standard minute but shorter than some indefinite time that gets lost to memory.
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Usually 20%, but I like to round out my check to the nearest dollar, so the percentage may fall beneath it if I don't like you.



If she's hot, I draw pictures all over the receipt, mostly from drunkenness.
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I tip extra just to make up for all of the other cheap punks out there and because it's fun to defy stereotypes.
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This is truth. my staple breakfast is Chicken breast and sometimes I ad a little oatmeal if there is time before I have to report back after morning PT Monday through Friday.

Chicken breast is an excellent source of clean protein after breaking down muscles every morning 5-6 days a week.
My time is evenings, I'm not disciplined enough to wake up earlier than 6AM.


InB4 lazy blacks.
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Here's one for you. Almost every time I call my weed guy he says "it'll be a little minute" then I don't hear from him for a day or two. So how long exactly is a little minute? And is it racist that my weed guy is black?
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My time is evenings, I'm not disciplined enough to wake up earlier than 6AM.


InB4 lazy blacks.
I love that you were worried about being categorized as lazy because you schedule your 5-6 day a week workout routine in the evenings because you won't get up before 6. Hah...

I will bet 70% of general populace neither works out 5 days per week NOR awakens before 6am.
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I love that you were worried about being categorized as lazy because you schedule your 5-6 day a week workout routine in the evenings because you won't get up before 6. Hah...

I will bet 70% of general populace neither works out 5 days per week NOR awakens before 6am.
Hehehe.. I know some people wake up earlier than that, but I just don't have it in me to do so.


It definitely takes diligence to turn into force of habit.
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My time is evenings, I'm not disciplined enough to wake up earlier than 6AM.


InB4 lazy blacks.
I love that you were worried about being categorized as lazy because you schedule your 5-6 day a week workout routine in the evenings because you won't get up before 6. Hah...

I will bet 70% of general populace neither works out 5 days per week NOR awakens before 6am.
I wish I could be lazy, but I have no choice but to get it done at 6 am, so I just got used to it.

If ama do it, might as well do it right.

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