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      01-15-2022, 05:15 PM   #1
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F90 LCI DME/ECU cracked only in Russia, looks like the Cold War would shape up differ

I hope It's safe to assume that either Russia has a lot of highly skilled tech guys that either can't find work or they have some serious technologically advices mechanics
We don't have one tuner that has someone on the payroll that can crack it?
Makes me nervous to even let them tune my car when they do figure it out.

Maybe we can find someone from the valley who would take a couple hours out of their day to crack this and restore some faith in me that it's just Russia Tech jobs that are scarce so they find work in other places like automotive .

If not we are slacking hard .

Last night an X3M came up next to me and I should have given him the M5 badge on the back of my car because I could pull on him .
Albeit he was spitting flames and black smoke when it shifted, I shouldn't be able to tell you what the back of his car looked like, SMH

I need horse power !
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2021 M5 primary and secondary cat deletes and grill mounted cold air intake -
And he had a passenger I did not
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Ya.. crazy it’s been this long!
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I hope It's safe to assume that either Russia has a lot of highly skilled tech guys that either can't find work or they have some serious technologically advices mechanics
We don't have one tuner that has someone on the payroll that can crack it?
Makes me nervous to even let them tune my car when they do figure it out.

Maybe we can find someone from the valley who would take a couple hours out of their day to crack this and restore some faith in me that it's just Russia Tech jobs that are scarce so they find work in other places like automotive .

If not we are slacking hard .

Last night an X3M came up next to me and I should have given him the M5 badge on the back of my car because I could pull on him .
Albeit he was spitting flames and black smoke when it shifted, I shouldn't be able to tell you what the back of his car looked like, SMH

I need horse power !
Did he pull away ?
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