Wife wants me to sell the M5

Gassy · 12-03-2018, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by basque76

So you're saying you and your wife don't go out hunting for hot, horny girls together? Dude that must suck. Yeah, you should probably divorce your wife, she sounds like a buzzkill.

What, are you about 15 years old?

basque76 · 12-03-2018, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gassy

What, are you about 15 years old?

Wow, you're uptight. Sounds like you're in a dejected, soporific relationship as well. Maybe you should write to Dear Abby about it.

GUNGASLOW · 12-03-2018, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by basque76

So you're saying you and your wife don't go out hunting for hot, horny girls together? Dude that must suck. Yeah, you should probably divorce your wife, she sounds like a buzzkill.

I know right.. she upset because one of the girls I give rides home to is really hot..she wants me to install cameras in the back seat and turn them on anytime she gets in the car.. wtf..

phefner · 12-03-2018, 04:06 PM

Had same issue with a boat once..told friend wife was pressuring me to sell it..said "that's sad, don't worry. You'll find another, wife".

True story.

Ever34 · 12-03-2018, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GUNGASLOW

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Originally Posted by basque76

So you're saying you and your wife don't go out hunting for hot, horny girls together? Dude that must suck. Yeah, you should probably divorce your wife, she sounds like a buzzkill.

I know right.. she upset because one of the girls I give rides home to is really hot..she wants me to install cameras in the back seat and turn them on anytime she gets in the car.. wtf..

So are you saying that if you get a different car you will no longer your co worker a ride?

GUNGASLOW · 12-03-2018, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ever34

So are you saying that if you get a different car you will no longer your co worker a ride?

Well the co worker never asked for rides before I got the M5.. she also told me that it’s he favorite car and color !? She also keeps inviting me in for a drink when I drop her off but I can’t tell my wife that because she will freak out..

tcw495 · 12-03-2018, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GUNGASLOW

Well the co worker never asked for rides before I got the M5.. she also told me that it’s he favorite car and color !? She also keeps inviting me in for a drink when I drop her off but I can’t tell my wife that because she will freak out..

Lol, so you post it on a public forum?

Ever34 · 12-03-2018, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ever34

So are you saying that if you get a different car you will no longer your co worker a ride?

Well the co worker never asked for rides before I got the M5.. she also told me that it's he favorite car and color !? She also keeps inviting me in for a drink when I drop her off but I can't tell my wife that because she will freak out..

That being said maybe you should stop giving her rides. Woman have a sixth sense about other woman and out of respect for her I think your ego should come second

. Just saying

stbm5 · 12-03-2018, 04:46 PM

rule number one: if you buy yourself and expensive toy you must also buy your wife an expensive bauble, be it clothing, purse, jewelry or whatever floats her boat. you can't come home with a 120K car and think things are just going to be fine...

Quickburn7 · 12-03-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stbm5

rule number one: if you buy yourself and expensive toy you must also buy your wife an expensive bauble, be it clothing, purse, jewelry or whatever floats her boat. you can't come home with a 120K car and think things are just going to be fine...

Rule in my house is that every time I buy a car my wife gets a bag.
My wife has a lot of bags.

tcw495 · 12-03-2018, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ever34

That being said maybe you should stop giving her rides. Woman have a sixth sense about other woman and out of respect for her I think your ego should come second

. Just saying

Yeah if my wife was giving some dude rides home, I'd be pissed. Let him buy his own car and drive himself. You should probably just stop giving her rides.

r33_RGSport · 12-03-2018, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GUNGASLOW

Well the co worker never asked for rides before I got the M5.. she also told me that it’s he favorite car and color !? She also keeps inviting me in for a drink when I drop her off but I can’t tell my wife that because she will freak out..

Wow, that's a bad sign.
You better dump her if you are currently have a happy life, or dump your wife if you are not.

josec70 · 12-03-2018, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by basque76

Wow, you're uptight. Sounds like you're in a dejected, soporific relationship as well. Maybe you should write to Dear Abby about it.

hahaha ... is she still alive?

M5speed · 12-03-2018, 08:48 PM

Sell it. Get a Mazda or something more respectable ✊. Having to fight off all these women is a lot of work.

Powerbeast · 12-03-2018, 09:26 PM

LMAO! Should've kept this one to yourself.

kdeleon · 12-03-2018, 09:48 PM

This thread is no good without pics of the other woman. How can we tell if it is worth getting rid of the M5 or not?

This is a joke, no one get offended.

rsalt333 · 12-03-2018, 09:53 PM

My wife won't ride in mine anymore. Drove her in the city with M2 button cranked. She got nauseous and leaves me alone!

brad850csi · 12-03-2018, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Quickburn7

Rule in my house is that every time I buy a car my wife gets a bag.
My wife has a lot of bags.

Pics of the 812, F50 and GT2 RS bags please? I'm just curious if they scale in price with the cars

Make sure the pics are with the cars - I'm keen to see some of your garage Sylvain

Showstopper · 12-03-2018, 11:42 PM

Designer bags and shoes works most of the time, but I kept my wife quiet after buying her a Range Rover a week after my M5

Greer · 12-04-2018, 12:48 AM

To the OP: your post is a joke, right? If it's not a joke ask yourself this, how would you feel if hot guys were riding around in your wife's car with her?

TheRealBob · 12-04-2018, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GUNGASLOW

My wife wants me to sell the m5, not because of the money but because she feels it gets too much attention and woman co workers keep asking for rides.. she wants me to get a regular car like a Toyota and has been pretty cranky since I’m always out driving around.. what should I do?

Explain to your wife that having to start all over on the Toyota forum, as an enlisted man, would be simply out of the question.

Ryno 27 · 12-04-2018, 06:50 AM

Majority of people see it as a BMW, and nothing more. It’s usually the enthusiasts that can differentiate and appreciate a ///M car.

So... what’s the real reason you’re drawing so much attention???

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phefner Lieutenant 369 Rep 416 Posts Drives: F30 340, F80 M3 Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	Had same issue with a boat once..told friend wife was pressuring me to sell it..said "that's sad, don't worry. You'll find another, wife". True story. __________________ Quietly Effective
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stbm5 Lieutenant 261 Rep 472 Posts Drives: 2018 M5 DG Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: 72211 iTrader: (0)	rule number one: if you buy yourself and expensive toy you must also buy your wife an expensive bauble, be it clothing, purse, jewelry or whatever floats her boat. you can't come home with a 120K car and think things are just going to be fine...
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M5speed Private First Class 70 Rep 175 Posts Drives: 2020 BMW M5 Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 Porsche Taycan ... [0.00] 2020 Mclaren 720s [8.50] 2019 Porsche Cayenn ... [0.00]	Sell it. Get a Mazda or something more respectable ✊. Having to fight off all these women is a lot of work.
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Powerbeast Lieutenant General 5410 Rep 10,825 Posts Drives: F80 M3 RarriRot Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: SoCal iTrader: (4)	LMAO! Should've kept this one to yourself.
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kdeleon Second Lieutenant 94 Rep 249 Posts Drives: M5 Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Chicagoland iTrader: (0)	This thread is no good without pics of the other woman. How can we tell if it is worth getting rid of the M5 or not? This is a joke, no one get offended.
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rsalt333 Private First Class 50 Rep 128 Posts Drives: 2018 F90, 2024 X5 xDrive50e Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	My wife won't ride in mine anymore. Drove her in the city with M2 button cranked. She got nauseous and leaves me alone!
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Showstopper Enlisted Member 28 Rep 36 Posts Drives: F91 M8 Comp Vert, Range Rover Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (0)	Designer bags and shoes works most of the time, but I kept my wife quiet after buying her a Range Rover a week after my M5
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Greer Colonel 1893 Rep 2,511 Posts Drives: 2022 M5 Competition Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (0)	To the OP: your post is a joke, right? If it's not a joke ask yourself this, how would you feel if hot guys were riding around in your wife's car with her? __________________ 2022 F90 M5 Competition & 2019 M2 Competition 2019 F90 M5 Competition 2017 F80 M3 Competition 2014 F10 M5 Competition 2003 E39 M5
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Ryno 27 Captain 252 Rep 660 Posts Drives: M5 Competition, X5 M50i Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0)	Majority of people see it as a BMW, and nothing more. It’s usually the enthusiasts that can differentiate and appreciate a ///M car. So... what’s the real reason you’re drawing so much attention???
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