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      10-12-2016, 11:30 AM   #529
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Said many teen fathers.

Poor bastards must have effed up their money shot. Hasn't porn taught them anything?
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You don't know Anna ?
My dear boy, I do say we have you most confused at the moment. Quite understandable though old chap - it's barmy in here.

Anna is a man, named by a father who was hoping for a daughter. Anna very much likes his Cheetos.

C5Driver is also a man.
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This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
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I just do this when I extract:
Guys that depends of her vacuum s@ck force !
I noticed ...Bigger lips = Bigger vacuum .

That's why I think when I see black chicks with big lips...The vacuum must be awesome !

Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :
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I'm having trouble translating this in my head, but what I'm taking away from this is that you are saying I get an opportunity to hurl one insult at you free of charge (ie. free from you demanding a date).

That's what I'm going with anyways.
no, I said that as a thank you for your kind words, I won't threaten to date you for about five minutes.

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Guys that depends of her vacuum s@ck force !
I noticed ...Bigger lips = Bigger vacuum .

That's why I think when I see black chicks with big lips...The vacuum must be awesome !

Edit nagging directed wrongly. Sorry and edited.
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My dear boy, I do say we have you most confused at the moment. Quite understandable though old chap - it's barmy in here.

Anna is a man, named by a father who was hoping for a daughter. Anna very much likes his Cheetos.

C5Driver is also a man.

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Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :
My thoughts exactly.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :
Because it's OT, nothing is sacred here.
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Because it's OT, nothing is sacred here.
Meh, we are bitches towards each other but we censure at this topic all on our own.

On the topic: I am watching stargate with my kids. If the linux comment wasn't enough to convince everyone I'm a hopeless geek, that should be enough to prove me as a genuine Nolife.
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Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :
Because it's OT, nothing is sacred here.
This doesn't constitute as "locker room banter..."
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Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :
Damn bro... that's the only gif I could find with that sound... I didn't really pay attention to the ... #shame

Edit: Also, there a guy at my door that says he's from UPS. Does anyone know what Chris Hansen looks like?
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This doesn't constitute as "locker room banter..."
Don't make me grab you by the pussy shoei
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Damn bro... that's the only gif I could find with that sound... I didn't really pay attention to the ... #shame

Edit: Also, there a guy at my door that says he's from UPS. Does anyone know what Chris Hanson looks like?
We would've killed you if we didn't know you didn't mean that.

Again, Jack O'Neill!!! Anyone?!
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This doesn't constitute as "locker room banter..."
Jack o'neill!!!

But I agree. Old fucks like us should only post pics of grandmas.
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My dear boy, I do say we have you most confused at the moment. Quite understandable though old chap - it's barmy in here.

Anna is a man, named by a father who was hoping for a daughter. Anna very much likes his Cheetos.

C5Driver is also a man.
My dear boy ?
I look like a mad Ambiorix my friend !

The only truth in your comment is that C5 is a man ..C5 is Asian with his real first name Alex .
The rest is BS , because I had several PM's with Anna when my dad died and Anna is probably the best mother on earth for her children !
Saw also personal pics from our blonde Anna , ect...

The only thing that Anna has like a man is balls brother and in a way like don't mess with me pal !
That's in short our Anna .
I'm sorry Anna ...

Amen !
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Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :
Exactly bro , actually I have respect for your observation !
For a moment I thought we have some pedos on here...

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My dear boy ?
I look like a mad Ambiorix my friend !

The only truth in your comment is that C5 is a man ..C5 is Asian with his real first name Alex .
The rest is BS , because I had several PM's with Anna when my dad died and Anna is probably the best mother on earth for her children !
Saw also personal pics from our blonde Anna , ect...

The only thing that Anna has like a man is balls brother and in a way like don't mess with me pal !
That's in short our Anna .
I'm sorry Anna ...

Amen !
Dude a banned member of bp said I'm a 48 year old man, and I'm sticking with the image. The Christmas thread as you can see with the comments is buried to the bp history.

We've got enough hot chicks here, but I'm honored to be the hottest fat man here.
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Dude a banned member of bp said I'm a 48 year old man, and I'm sticking with the image. The Christmas thread as you can see with the comments is buried to the bp history.

We've got enough hot chicks here, but I'm honored to be the hottest fat man here.
Of course dear mama Anna ...
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Of course dear mama Anna ...
That's mr Anna to you, or I'll fly there and key your car.

(k, no, but I'm low on new threads.)
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My dear boy ?
I look like a mad Ambiorix my friend !
The British accent didn't really grab you then eh?

You can look like whatever you would like to, apparently, you can even identify with whatever you'd like to in today's society which shows you how screwed up society is.

Drives me nuts, and I'm only 35...I'm supposed to be the prime audience buying all the crap a distinct minority in society is selling. Not so much selling as attempting to force their ideas down my throat, but tomato / tomahtoe I suppose.
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That's mr Anna to you, or I'll fly there and key your car.

(k, no, but I'm low on new threads.)
I would pull on your nipples !
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The British accent didn't really grab you then eh?

You can look like whatever you would like to, apparently, you can even identify with whatever you'd like to in today's society which shows you how screwed up society is.

Drives me nuts, and I'm only 35...I'm supposed to be the prime audience buying all the crap a distinct minority in society is selling. Not so much selling as attempting to force their ideas down my throat, but tomato / tomahtoe I suppose.
Yeah...This sounds already better my friend .
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