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      Yesterday, 12:57 PM   #7261
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
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Well partially it was to see if framing the question like that would elicit a response like "No, what?".

Then I was either going to refer her to the last picture in post #7182 in this thread or just say the last part in the picture...that was a toss up as to what I was going to do there.

What were your ideas - I'm curious too.
I liked you better when you just busted my chops about women drivers
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I liked you better when you just busted my chops about women drivers
I was attempting to broaden my horizons. I was afraid I was being typecast.

Don't worry, I'll find new material. I always do.
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      Yesterday, 01:09 PM   #7265
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

Lmao, I'm from Harrisburg PA. My Dad did drive tractor trailer and my step dad still drives tractor trailer so this one hits home haha. I'll have to share with them.
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      Yesterday, 01:42 PM   #7266
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Which is why 7 through 10 are particularly disturbing!!
Funny that you draw the line there. You have a story for #6?
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      Yesterday, 02:29 PM   #7267
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Funny that you draw the line there. You have a story for #6?
I said particularly!!
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In the same vein:

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I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Ii once read 80% of the people surveyed, admit to peeing in the shower. The other 20% are liars.
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Lmao, I'm from Harrisburg PA. My Dad did drive tractor trailer and my step dad still drives tractor trailer so this one hits home haha. I'll have to share with them.
Question: Is there actually a toll booth anywhere within the Harrisburg city limits these days? Carlisle doesn't count.....
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Good to know about sex with animals but think that may have changed after dude died from the horse.
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