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I'd go with my gut on this one and, in your shoes, my gut would be telling me—nay, yelling at me—to get a refund and look elsewhere. You are QUITE LITERALLY the only F90 driver that I've heard of with this situation—that speaks volumes. Regardless, good luck. |
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02-03-2020, 12:21 PM | #156 |
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So check this link out on the M2 side. Pretty much proves the tune is built on bullshit.
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If you dyno your car they can void coverage. Maybe if you use dragy that interferes with a safety signal also voiding warranty. Sounds legit
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I mean legitimately, someone tell me if I'm wrong. |
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02-03-2020, 03:32 PM | #161 |
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That's the problem with "warranty" many companies have loopholes to get out of claims. IIRC Dinan also had a "racing" loophole where if you ran your car in a timed event their warranty was void.
That said I've never heard of any transmission issue? Maybe they are saying if you smoke the transfer case by running on a 2WD dyno don't ask them to pay for it? |
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The Microsoft paint dyno, coupled with these results, the BS transmission excuse and the fact that Noelle is pushing hard to keep people off the Dyno is enough for any sane person to draw a conclusion...
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02-03-2020, 05:34 PM | #163 |
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This is only going to be interesting if you find a way to prove they are full of it, get your money back and expose them.
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02-03-2020, 06:28 PM | #164 | |
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Never thought I'd say this but I'm beginning to get bored of these noelle threads as I believed for a short time results would be shown.
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All warranty voided already. Oh wait, that's because it is already passed 4 yrs. While my G30 540 got flagged because I have Brembo BBK. So, they have to check with corporate everytime some service or warranty work need to be done. While my F97 X3MC. I don't want to void my warranty, so I can't really say whether I dyno'ed it or not.
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I'm waiting on my local dealer's results/opinion here in NorCal as they're scheduled to have 2 f90's to run Noelle tune.
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Yes, most tunes update tables & numbers. But (and I know everyone will scoff) - this tune is actual engine coding that works with engine/trans/clutch/etc/etc and has full safety & error handling. Really. Bottom line : We found errors with the transfer case & clutch (***PRE-DATING*** the tune) - and the result is that the code was seriously dialing back the power based on the errors. See screen shot. * This tune is not just a value in a table to boost a turbo. * No. .. It's a full update of the engine computer coding, by the BMW ALPINA ENGINEERS. The reason I got this is for this exact reason : error handling and the safety of Not Cheating the ECU, but actually responding to errors/limits so I don't hurt my wicked expensive car. It's not a boost. It's a full programming update. I'm getting with the dealership to deal with the WARRANTY and RECALL issues of the tranny/transfer-case & error codes. This is why the power was dialed back. I PROMISE : I will post NEW DRAGY runs once recalled & updated, and *will let the chips fall where they lie*. I will put up & shut up, but just give me a chance to get the recall & errors dealt with. Stand by... Resist flames.... Not done yet. |
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The majority of those errors were logged 29 miles ago. So since you got the tune, took it home, tested it, took it back to the tuner and driven less than 29 miles? Assuming they happened right before you got to the tuner.
It will be interesting to see how this goes over with the dealership. The tune supposedly modifies the code that interacts with the transmission, transmission logs errors, sounds like it's not BMW's problem.
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I'm just gonna say the obvious........
For being your first posts and knowing nothing about tunes you seem to know some inner details of the workings and differences how noelle affects a car compared to other tunes..... I'll go a step further, Every noelle post has some weird strange unattainable reasonable end with solid proof. Solid proof that every other company puts out there with real cars OR customers put out there. I've never been intrigued yet annoyed at the same time. This tune company is like the Bermuda triangle, it traps you making you lose all logic that would normally make you say bullshit.. cough 😷
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I got Noelle - Its great !
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Don't dyno test our tune or we will void your warranty
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I kind of agree it really looks like Bermuda. That's why I'm dying to get this resolved, and post solid results. (Or end up the epic fail.) No matter what... It's coming. Full performance with no dial-back of the power due to errors. |
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