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      01-14-2020, 07:01 PM   #243
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Is it possible we've gone off on a tangent here...
Oh... I didn't realize we hadn't derailed already some time ago and I didn't realize we were taking this thread seriously now..: My bad, carry on...

The earth is flat anyways...

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Oh... I didn't realize we hadn't derailed already some time ago and I didn't realize we were taking this thread seriously now..: My bad, carry on...

The earth is flat anyways...

shoei LMAO, of course it's already been derailed; I was making a joke at your expense just how far we've gone off the rails.

That leaves flat earthers.... oh, no, you covered that one; race... nope, our resident tune expert has that one covered... Trump, have we gone there yet (rhetorical, nobody bite, please).
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Hey now, there's nothing wrong with the clap now and then. Just means you're having fun!
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I was merely following Jose's lead throwing out random, uncomfortable... err, afflictions.

Acceptance is the first step I'm told--congrats!
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I was merely following Jose's lead throwing out random, uncomfortable... err, afflictions.

Acceptance is the first step I'm told--congrats!
This thread gonna give us chlamydia if we don't get some proof soon...
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Hey now, there's nothing wrong with the clap now and then. Just means you're having fun!
I was merely following Jose's lead throwing out random, uncomfortable... err, afflictions.

Acceptance is the first step I'm told--congrats!
This thread gonna give us chlamydia if we don't get some proof soon...
Man, being rightly called out on my spelling by shoei... shoot, what's my life come to.

And back on the main topic: still nothing.
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So what numbers are we looking for here? Not that we are ever going to get any.

There's an M2 Comp (Tune, DP, Intake are the only claimed mods) on Dragy that ran a 6.83 60-130, says the car dynoed at 596hp. Noelle is claiming 600hp on the M2 Comp, not at the wheels though. So, 7.20's sound realistic for 600hp at the crank? I didn't realize how much a tune helped those cars. I guess I wouldn't be surprised if it beats a stock M5 time (7.80-8.00). But I feel if it's not 7.20 or under Noelle is likely claiming BS numbers.
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So what numbers are we looking for here? Not that we are ever going to get any.

There's an M2 Comp (Tune, DP, Intake are the only claimed mods) on Dragy that ran a 6.83 60-130, says the car dynoed at 596hp. Noelle is claiming 600hp on the M2 Comp, not at the wheels though. So, 7.20's sound realistic for 600hp at the crank? I didn't realize how much a tune helped those cars. I guess I wouldn't be surprised if it beats a stock M5 time (7.80-8.00). But I feel if it's not 7.20 or under Noelle is likely claiming BS numbers.
Now he's never going to post his numbers because he's probably going to run a 9.. haha

My stock F90 ran a 7.76 with a DA of 2000 and 87 degrees out
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Now he's never going to post his numbers because he's probably going to run a 9.. haha

My stock F90 ran a 7.76 with a DA of 2000 and 87 degrees out
Maybe the M2 tuned, is the RS3 doppleganger; that fucking car rips when modded. (I joke about the M2 competing with a modded RS3)

Either way SideKick better get out his Microsoft Paint to mod that Draggy.
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Now he's never going to post his numbers because he's probably going to run a 9.. haha

My stock F90 ran a 7.76 with a DA of 2000 and 87 degrees out
Maybe the M2 tuned, is the RS3 doppleganger; that fucking car rips when modded. (I joke)

Either way SideKick better get out his Microsoft Paint to mod that Draggy.
It's on the leaderboard or it didn't happen.
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It's on the leaderboard or it didn't happen.
Wait you mean a slope of -32 degrees wont count?
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Wait you mean a slope of -32 degrees wont count?
You think that'll be enough?

I'd go out and test that myself were it not for this:
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You think that'll be enough?

I'd go out and test that myself were it not for this:
Incorrect sir, if you just take a hard right you will experience Negative 32 degrees.
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I'd go out and test that myself were it not for this:
Incorrect sir, if you just take a hard right you will experience Negative 32 degrees.
The end result being I'll need an M8 sooner than I thought—I like how you think.
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The end result being I'll need an M8 sooner than I thought—I like how you think.
I know you well (not personally but from a car acquisition perpsective)--- that M8 is coming no matter what.

Cant wait to see it. I look at them too (coupes) and Im semi drooling.
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Wait you mean a slope of -32 degrees wont count?
You think that'll be enough?

I'd go out and test that myself were it not for this:
What is all that white shit?

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Trash

Oh shit I went there
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What is all that white shit?

Trash

Oh shit I went there
Hey man... Don't discriminate cuz some people love trash... And more specifically, trash cans...

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