[AddyDaddy]

Originally Posted by btbossman

I got tires because I had a flat a month ago and was on 3 mps tires and 1 Pirelli while doing the initial dragy pulls lol

They also did slightly improve times across the entire spectrum.

I’ll bow out now don’t want to disrespect the op.

So you won't post your dragy times??
These noelle threads are so strange....

[btbossman]

Originally Posted by AddyDaddy

So you won't post your dragy times??
These noelle threads are so strange....

I’ve said it several times. I will. Once I’m ready.

If I may ask a question of the OP though

Do you feel any discernible difference in any other aspect of your vehicle, performance or otherwise? Or am I just a crazy Noelle shill scam artist?

[AddyDaddy]

Originally Posted by btbossman

I've said it several times. I will. Once I'm ready.

If I may ask a question of the OP though

Do you feel any discernible difference in any other aspect of your vehicle, performance or otherwise? Or am I just a crazy Noelle shill scam artist?

When your ready?? So confusing,
How fast is this car with tune compared to the M6 you had?

[btbossman]

Originally Posted by AddyDaddy

When your ready?? So confusing,
How fast is this car with tune compared to the M6 you had?

A gentleman whom rode in my car and I raced in his f13 comp chimed in earlier in the other thread. The Noelle m2 pulled Ahead a few lengths on his car. I was later decimated by a stage 2 f90.

[AddyDaddy]

Originally Posted by btbossman

A gentleman whom rode in my car and I raced in his f13 comp chimed in earlier in the other thread. The Noelle m2 pulled Ahead a few lengths on his car. I was later decimated by a stage 2 f90.

So how fast is this car with tune compared to your M6???

[btbossman]

Originally Posted by AddyDaddy

So how fast is this car with tune compared to your M6???

You’re confusing me. The Noelle M2c is absolutely faster then my 2016 f12 comp was.

Again, sorry OP didn’t mean to thread jack.

[AddyDaddy]

Originally Posted by btbossman

You're confusing me. The Noelle M2c is absolutely faster then my 2016 f12 comp was.

Again, sorry OP didn't mean to thread jack.

Oh you posted that you bought a brand new F10 M6 back in the day. Just wondered how this tuned car felt compared to your M6

[limeypride]

Originally Posted by btbossman

A gentleman whom rode in my car and I raced in his f13 comp chimed in earlier in the other thread. The Noelle m2 pulled Ahead a few lengths on his car. I was later decimated by a stage 2 f90.

lol

You don't have any friends let alone know any resembling a gentlemen.

Man, you suck at your self-proclaimed role as a troll.

[limeypride]

... he's apologizing now. I can't contain myself. ROFL

You definitely need to post a few more of those you juvenile, lying shill (that's a good word and yet another that describes you to a tee).

Again, since you're dumb—go away.

[btbossman]

Originally Posted by limeypride

... he's apologizing now. I can't contain myself. ROFL

You definitely need to post a few more of those you juvenile, lying shill (that's a good word and yet another that describes you to a tee).

Again, since you're dumb—go away.

You are unhinged. Like many of your liberal brethren. I feel sorry for you.

[limeypride]

Originally Posted by btbossman

A gentleman whom rode in my car...

Wait, wait--"A gentlemen whom..."--back to school for remedial English for you, Sherlock. Nice one.

[limeypride]

OK--I think it's time I bow out before I actually feel sorry for this chump… and possibly poison these threads moreso than our resident halfwit liar/shill... whatever.

Bye, tomato.

[btbossman]

Originally Posted by limeypride

OK--I think it's time I bow out before I actually feel sorry for this chump… and possibly poison these threads moreso than our resident halfwit liar/shill... whatever.

Bye, tomato.

Jesus loves you, and I forgive you.

[gpdriver17]

Originally Posted by btbossman

I’ve said it several times. I will. Once I’m ready.

If I may ask a question of the OP though

Do you feel any discernible difference in any other aspect of your vehicle, performance or otherwise? Or am I just a crazy Noelle shill scam artist?

You're crazy as fuck.

[ResidualJinx]

You guys know he's a troll, and he already took one tread all the way off the tracks; why did you say his name? He's like the bogeyman!!!

Plus to make it worse your engaging him over and over as if you enjoy it, sort of masochistic...

I just want some details on this stupid tune, I blame myself for looking.

[ResidualJinx]

OP any chance we could convince you to take the car to a dyno while we wait for the weather to improve?

[AK M5]

Originally Posted by ResidualJinx

OP any chance we could convince you to take the car to a dyno while we wait for the weather to improve?

Hmmm... Is there a Dyno in the South-Shore/Boston area? If be interested in doing that, YES. The performance/power display is solidly pegged at the 800HP gauge limit and around mid 700's ft-lb torque.

OK OK - <<< DRAGY SCREEN SHOTS >>>

I got a chance to go out late after work and find a relatively quiet stretch of DRY highway.

*** 27-deg F ***
Michelin Alpine 4 tires (275/35)
I couldn't get a stretch less than 1-deg slope, so cut me a break on "validity".
Wheel slip at the start.
Best I could do.

I want 70-F and my PS4's for real runs.
Let me know what you guys think!
Interested in your feedback!!!

[Hockeytyme]

Heeeeey, thanks so much for sharing.

First of all, you don't want 70 degrees temp. That will kill your times and your DA. Your DA is amazing but the temp isn't going to be great for traction off the line which shows in your 0-60

You still managed to get into the 10's but that slope is pretty helpful. At least a few tenths worth.

The most viable time is your 60-130 and those pretty easy to do. I would stick with those for now. But, it's not going to get any better than what it is. Your DA is unreal, you have a huge slope as well. If you were to do that in 70 degrees with a valid slope you would be in the 8 second range.

So glad you held your word and posted! Unfortunately the tune appears to be what we all thought.. (saying nicely) not so good.

BTboss <----- LMAO

[JBA87]

This is an f90 w tune.. times are like stock

[shoei]

I mean, are we surprised? Legitimately asking, lol...

[AddyDaddy]

My 2019 M550 with modest stage 1 Evolve tune is within a couple tenths of your times on a 1% up slope in 60-85 degree temps. I got a baby seat, amazon returns in the trunk, all that normal life shit going on When I do my runs . I might hit your times with that DA and air temp and down slope. Great you posted. Maybe double check that you have it in full race settings, that could be holding your times up, especially when we're counting tenths of a second. Slow shifts could screw your times up. My car probably doesn't even have 600hp (it might un cold enough air) but anyway I digress. I mean you have a 10 second car and I'm feeling like I'm talking down about it, but it's just I expected a lot better numbers( I wanted fall out of my chair numbers)

If you have money to play with, I'd test another tune if you care to. I went Dinan and then to evolve testing things out since I'm never happy . Maybe you'd like to do the same and leisurely test some other things out so you know for yourself. Call evolve , DME or someone and just pay another $1000 and have them send you a flash. Sorry I'm rambling, I took an ambien to go to sleep and I've been typing since

And I think we would all chip in a few bucks each to help pay for the dyno time, I'll agree if everyone else does. Oh god it's happening, I'm offering money, keep me from going on to Amazon, the ambien is kicking in. Friends don't let friends ambien and Amazon prime! It's an unspoken rule
Zzzzzzzzzzz. Oh what's the return policy on that tune if you find out it's bogus?

[btbossman]

Originally Posted by JBA87

This is an f90 w tune.. times are like stock

That’s because it was a terrible run. My car has numbers close to this lol