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      03-22-2020, 08:09 AM   #155
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Our grocery store still can't keep any toilet paper or paper towels stocked longer than 15 mins
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I still am dumbfounded with the fact that we have to tell people to wash their hands. Was I the only one doing it before this disaster? JFC
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Just get a bidet, no need for tp
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You can also shower after you poop. When I was around 16 I realized wiping your ass with TP still leaves your ass dirty. Started taking showers and now I'm 34 still doing it every time, except for unless I have to go at work which happens once a year at most.
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You can also shower after you poop. When I was around 16 I realized wiping your ass with TP still leaves your ass dirty. Started taking showers and now I'm 34 still doing it every time, except for unless I have to go at work which happens once a year at most.
Cottonelle wet wipes are your friend. TP first to remove the majority, then go in with the wetness. Once you're good and clean, then go back in with some tp and dry it up. Important - blot dry. If you try to wipe dry paper around on a not so smooth surface, with hair (if applicable) you'll end up with tp hitchhikers.

Public restrooms require forethought. Paper towel first, wet half - only half. Incorporate this as your wet wipe, use the dry half to dry up.

I'm on a work computer, otherwise this is where you would see the "The More You Know" rainbow.
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You can also shower after you poop. When I was around 16 I realized wiping your ass with TP still leaves your ass dirty. Started taking showers and now I'm 34 still doing it every time, except for unless I have to go at work which happens once a year at most.
Cottonelle wet wipes are your friend. TP first to remove the majority, then go in with the wetness. Once you're good and clean, then go back in with some tp and dry it up. Important - blot dry. If you try to wipe dry paper around on a not so smooth surface, with hair (if applicable) you'll end up with tp hitchhikers.

Public restrooms require forethought. Paper towel first, wet half - only half. Incorporate this as your wet wipe, use the dry half to dry up.

I'm on a work computer, otherwise this is where you would see the "The More You Know" rainbow.
Lol, that's a good strategy, but still nothing like a shower to remove every scintilla of being in a restroom.
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Lol, that's a good strategy, but still nothing like a shower to remove every scintilla of being in a restroom.
I won't disagree with you there. My boys, when they were still 1- 2 years old, called it a butt bath. I still chuckle about it.
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